09 Dec 2005, 03:51pm by Aaron Schatz
Oh, Colts fans. Poor, poor Colts fans. I'm not sure if a perfect season is worth the ridicule you're going to be receiving from the rest of us. Lil' Ronnie is a 12-year-old white kid from "the SouthSide of NAP," and here's his video for "Super Bowl Bound (2005 Colts Theme)." I'm not sure if the best part is when he drives up in a low rider, or when he calls Reggie Wayne his "homie."
(Hat tip to Deadspin. Oh, thank you, thank you Deadspin.)
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09 Dec 2005, 11:19am by Aaron Schatz
OK, people, you have to check this out. Washington apparently archives all team press conferences on its website. You know what that means, don't you? All of Clinton Portis' Thursday dress-up days! This week, he was "Bro Sweets," a four-armed guy giving out candy and bling to all the children and reporters in the Washington area. Make sure you hear him tell the story about how he lost his eye fighting a snake the last time he played in Arizona.
15 comments, Last at 04 Jan 2006, 7:57am by Jeff J.
07 Dec 2005, 07:10pm by Aaron Schatz
With Oakland and the Jets set to square off, it's time to debate Curtis Martin and LaMont Jordan again. "Martin was coming off a career year - he won the NFL rushing title - and there was no way to predict his production would decline this dramatically," says Rich Cimini of the New York Daily News.
Martin current stats, projected to 16 games:
980 rushing yards, 157 receiving yards, 7 touchdowns
Martin projection from PFP 2005:
1067 rushing yards, 174 receiving yards, 10 touchdowns
32 comments, Last at 08 Dec 2005, 9:18pm by Travis
06 Dec 2005, 11:56pm by Aaron Schatz
It's official. The last remaining thing that could possibly go wrong for the Philadelphia Eagles has gone wrong.
48 comments, Last at 08 Dec 2005, 2:41am by Pat
06 Dec 2005, 06:56pm by Aaron Schatz
This week, the top five in the FOXSports.com Power Rankings stay the same, with Seattle shooting up to number six. Extended commentary for the math-o-phobic on FOXSports.com includes a quiz that should shed some light on this year's wacky strength of schedule situation and a long discussion of the Green Bay Packers, unluckiest team of all time. Full DVOA numbers and discussion lies herein.
257 comments, Last at 12 Dec 2005, 9:46pm by Bencoder
05 Dec 2005, 05:40pm by Aaron Schatz
Time for me to anger the Chicago fans. Inspired by reader Sean McCormick, take a visit to the wonderful world of the worst quarterbacks of the DPAR era. Kyle Orton, by the way, is not the least valuable quarterback of 2005. Plus all the quarterback DPAR ratings -- Charlie Frye second! -- along with the best and worst running backs and receivers for Week 13
86 comments, Last at 14 Dec 2005, 12:02am by Sid
04 Dec 2005, 02:57pm by Aaron Schatz
Why all the comparisons to the 2000 Ravens and 1985 Bears? As Bob Cook points out, Lovie Smith was the linebackers coach for a team that had a great defense -- so great that it held the Greatest Show on Turf to 11 points in the NFC Championship -- and a horrific offense led by a bad rookie quarterback -- so bad that it could only score six points in the same game.
22 comments, Last at 05 Dec 2005, 6:06pm by B
04 Dec 2005, 01:25am by Aaron Schatz
David Leonhardt of the New York Times asks: What if it was Bill Belichick all along? In his six seasons without Belichick, in New England and Dallas, Bill Parcells is 44-47 with no playoff victories. (Free registration or bugmenot required.)
27 comments, Last at 05 Dec 2005, 3:03pm by Another Craig B
04 Dec 2005, 12:58am by Aaron Schatz
Is Drew Bledsoe a Hall of Famer? Is LT an ED-like exception to the laws of running back fatigue? Why are the Rams always rated so low? We explore those questions, revisit the history of FO anti-Seattle bias, and figure out how to keep up with the Joneses -- all in this week's FO Mailbag.
63 comments, Last at 27 Apr 2007, 12:02am by Ken Roberts
03 Dec 2005, 12:43am by Aaron Schatz
With seven AFC teams at 7-4 or better, a division title is the only way to guarantee a playoff spot, so rivalry rematches mean added pressure on head coaches to avoid the mistakes they made the first time around. The Bengals seek to copy the Colts and stop the Pittsburgh running game; The Chiefs must solve a Denver offense that gained more than twice as many rushing yards as any other Kansas City opponent this year.
22 comments, Last at 05 Dec 2005, 5:37pm by Dan