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13 Jul 2012
I am totally a 99 in zone coverage.
Posted by: Aaron Schatz on 13 Jul 2012
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16 Jul 2012, 12:05am by
These are hysterical.
Aaron, you strike me more as a press-type corner, actually.
Agreed. And enjoyable article.
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
I know what this is about. you want me to violate rule #1, don't you.
No... it's an Airplane reference.... (EDIT : which obviously you get and I was too happy about the original reference to notice!!)
"Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. "
There's no need for a political debate, it's just the sensible thing for you to do.
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