Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

13 Jul 2012

What Ratings Mean in NCAA Football 13

I am totally a 99 in zone coverage.

Posted by: Aaron Schatz on 13 Jul 2012

6 comments, Last at 16 Jul 2012, 12:05am by jebmak

Comments

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by chasehas :: Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:56pm

These are hysterical.

Aaron, you strike me more as a press-type corner, actually.

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by jebmak :: Mon, 07/16/2012 - 12:05am

Agreed. And enjoyable article.

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by Dan :: Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:12pm

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

3
by dbt :: Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:51pm

I know what this is about. you want me to violate rule #1, don't you.

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by dbostedo :: Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:56am

No... it's an Airplane reference.... (EDIT : which obviously you get and I was too happy about the original reference to notice!!)

"Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

[Later]

Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. "

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by Dan :: Sat, 07/14/2012 - 1:46am

There's no need for a political debate, it's just the sensible thing for you to do.