09 Nov 2004
Our man Gregg Easterbrook channels both Joe Theismann and EMF this week, rightfully complains about the hideous Bengals uniforms, and prints an email from a fellow named Mark Schatzman who is not, in fact, related to me. Plus the usual sweet plays, sour plays, teams chickening out, and so on.
This year's most polarizing draft belongs to Arizona, whose future will hinge on players like Northern Iowa runner David Johnson. Join us for a look at the best, the worst, and the weirdest picks of 2015.