02 Jun 2005
Carolina's Kris Jenkins doesn't like Warren Sapp. And he dislikes him so much that last season, while injured, he resorted to drinking to deal with a home loss to Sapp's Raiders. I'm not aware of any history between the two, but Jenkins didn't mince words: "I hate him...He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too."
Note to self: Be sure to use mouthwash before approaching Kris Jenkins.
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