19 May 2005
WCCO TV is reporting that Onterrio Smith has been suspended for the entire 2005 season. I just saw this and wanted to put it up quickly, so I haven't had time to come up with a good Whizzinator joke. Feel free to insert your own.
Drew Stanton's 2014 season: a winning PowerBall ticket published on a four-leaf clover sitting atop a mound of horseshoes and rabbit's feet.