Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

29 Dec 2005

Scouting Bush: Three Suggested Stand-Ins

Texas is apparently having problems finding someone who can play Reggie Bush for their scout team. College football blog Every Day Should Be Saturday has some suggestions. All I can say is, "Shimmy shimmy ya." (Hat tip: Deadspin)

Posted by: Aaron Schatz on 29 Dec 2005

6 comments, Last at 31 Dec 2005, 7:26am by Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Person

Comments

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by Peter (not verified) :: Thu, 12/29/2005 - 4:36pm

We'll ignore the fact George Best was from Northern Ireland and never played for England...

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by Walt Pohl (not verified) :: Thu, 12/29/2005 - 4:46pm

That is some very funny stuff.

3
by JonL (not verified) :: Thu, 12/29/2005 - 5:04pm

I am pro-Bones Jackson, although Big Baby Jesus is tempting.

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by Trevor (not verified) :: Fri, 12/30/2005 - 12:23am

The Ghost of Ol' Dirty was the best choice. That man walked out of a limo into the government office to pick up a welfare check on camera, and the gov't didn't do anything about it. someone get a ouija board.

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by Sid (not verified) :: Fri, 12/30/2005 - 2:57am

Pros: proven track record of being elusive in tight situations.

Cons: dead.

Nice and succint.

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by Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Person (not verified) :: Sat, 12/31/2005 - 7:26am

And he displays a picture of Danny Wuerffel and The Ball Coach. That's inspirational.