01 Feb 2006
Scripps Howard News Service has conducted a study that concludes that NFL players often die young because they're too heavy. King Kaufman proposes that requiring players to play both offense and defense would force the largest players to shed some fat and improve their stamina, which would make them less likely to die of heart ailments.
Kaufman also presents his Ten things I thought I was thinking, then I thought I forgot, then remembered I was thinking but didn't think they were worth mentioning, but then I changed my mind and thought they were pretty good thoughts, I think, about the Super Bowl.
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33 comments, Last at 02 Feb 2006, 3:06am by Pat
Tom and Mike have climbed to the top of the Hill of Nonsense and unleash another wave of insane wagering on the world.