15 Jan 2009
Congratulations to our favorite coordinator. He likes a challenge, and it is hard to imagine a larger one. We're really, really hoping that the people in the front office who pick the talent are a big improvement over Matt Millen -- even though they worked under him the past few years. We also hope this means a nice promotion (in Tennessee or moving to Detroit) for our favorite quality control guy and linebackers coach, Matt Burke.
Somewhere today, Michael David Smith is doing a little happy dance. Actually, it may be a very large happy dance.
40 comments, Last at 20 Jan 2009, 4:55pm by bravehoptoad
The Week in Quotes wraps up with a look at the good, the bad, and the weird from the Super Bowl.
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Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
My condolences to Jim Schwartz and his family. The only thing worse than living in Detroit, is having to coach the Lions.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Whoo hoo!
What's the weird feeling I have? I actually applaud a move made by the honolulu blue and silver?
Between this and trading Roy Williams for three picks, the Lions have made more solid moves in six weeks than Millen made in six years.
May the Schwartz be with us!
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Bcube, if Mel Brooks has not already trademarked that one, you better do it before Chris Berman steals it.
Here's hoping the Schwartz is with all long-suffering Lions fans. I survived Indy's 1-15 season with relative sanity. Things get better.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Wait ... this might actually make sense.
Is Mr. Ford on vacation? If so, maybe he could stay there.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
This is good news.
Fun fact: the Lions could have the biggest year-to-year improvement ever in total number of wins next season, and still miss the playoffs.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Not in the NFC N
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Really? This is the first year in the past 4 that the winner hasn't had at least at least 11 wins. The Bears, Packers, and Vikings are all probably just a small improvement from being 11-5 or better. It's not like this is one of the west divisions.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
This year, especially, it seemed to have a ton of parity and when playing outside the division, didn't look too studly. Rodgers should improve in GB. Not sure what MN can do with the current QB situation (is TJax the answer?) Purple Jesus cannot do too much more to help and their D can't improve too much. Bears? Shrug. And if the Lions steal wins from those other guys, to me it spells a division full of teams within 2 games of 8-8.
And what were the records of the NFC wildcard teams the past few years? 10 wins? 9?
Dolphins improved by 10 games this year and made the playoffs, Indy jumped from 3-13 to 13-3 in 1999 and got a second seed (for all the good it did them).
I'd assume that if the Lions won 10 games, they'd be in the playoffs, one way or another.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Got to remember that includes 2 wins a piece from the Detroit "no longer winless" Lions. As a Titan fan congrats!
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Probably not in any division missing the playoffs at 12-4 just doesn't happen.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
True, I guess when you have zero wins, even one win would represent an infinitely large improvement (as a percentage).
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
How big is the biggest improvement ever? The Dolphins imprived 10 wins this past year, so you'd need at least 11 to have the biggest ever. Has there ever been a team that improved more?
If 11 is the answer, then, mathematically, yes, the Lions could go 11-5 and miss the playoffs. Of course, mathematically, I think it is possible to go 14-2 and miss the playoffs. (I don't *think* it's possible at 15-1, because it would require at least three other teams to also go 15-1 in your conference, which fells like too many wins. However, I haven't worked out the scenarios to be sure).
But in any case, missing the playoffs at 14-2 is certainly possible. So any team with 3 wins or fewer this past year could have the biggest year-to-year improvement and miss the playoffs.
I just don't think it's very likely. The Patriots are the first team under the current playoff/division structure to ever miss the playoffs with 11 wins, and the stars had to align for it to be so. The chances of it happening again next year, in a particular division, exactly when the Lions hypothetically have the biggest improvement ever...well, they aint very good.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Right, you can't miss the playoffs at 15-1, because you'd need 5 teams to be ahead of you - your division winner, 2 wild cards, and their 2 division winners.
However, you could be the 6th seed and wind up playing the championship game at a 3-13 division winner.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
I feel so dirty just having read your post.
If that ever did happen, I predict a realignment of the planets, and probably the NFL's playoff policy would ensue. Unless the 3-13 team won.....
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY, JIM, WHY!?!?!
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
This is good news for Chargers fans since it means that Ron Rivera didn't get the job and will therefore be back to run the defense =D
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
The guy I hope we would get.
Now lets put together a coaching staff...
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
I had VLC on "allways on top" when i refreshed the front page. I could therefore only see "artz to coach the Lions". I emmidiately assumed an "M" in front of that. Then i remembered that Millen had been fired...
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Why would Martz be a bad hire? St. Louis is much worse since he left. Both Detroit and SF had better offenses when he was working with those teams.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
I think the short answer is that he's an a@@hole.
Whatever the coaching equivalent of a locker room cancer, that's him. Fairly or not, he has the reputation of undercutting and/or sandbagging the head coach.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Unfairly, to judge by what Singletary said about him.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Will Jim Schwartz become the first person to coach the Lions and then get another head coaching job in the NFL, later in life? Ballsy move, but I'm impressed with him to this point.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
So Dick Jauron's stint as interim HC never happened?
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Doesn't Buddy Parker count?
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
"It's probably time to find a replacement for Bobby Layne," Schwartz said
I have to admit, this is pretty funny.
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Yes, that was awesome!
Re: Sources: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
And Eric Hipple weeps
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
If Schwarz ever does end up becoming a good head coach, we will look back at his Lion days as we do Belicheck's time in Cleveland.
The ownership/management is too horrible to ever build this team into a contender. Until they fire Millen's underlings and start over there, the NFC North will remain a perennial 3-team race.
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
On the other hand, with the same ownership and with Wayne Fontes as coach/GM, the Lions managed to make it to the NFC championship, so anything is possible.
Somehow I'm not entirely sure that actually happened.
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Well, congrats to Jim.
If Lions can win at least 1 game next year, that is an improvement, right?
Quite simply, he took the easist job in the world!
OK, fine, I was joking. Good luck to him.
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
If he wins 1 game next year, that's an INFINITE improvement!
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
So if he wins 2 games, that would be a DOUBLE INFINITE improvement!
Holy spacial anomoly Batman!!!
Laws of Nature....breaking down.....Universe collapsing ... under strain.....of terrible maths......must divide by 'i'........to try to save.........planet!!!!
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Does he have a son-in-law?
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
His twins are 7 years old and a daughter is 5 years old. He did not grow up in Utah, so I guess he hasn't.
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
And another branch of the Belichick tree is put into position to fail thanks to an incompetent management structure. Good luck, Jim, you deserve better.
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Why is Schwartz part of the Belichick tree and not, say, the Ted Marchibroda tree? After all, he was defensive coordinator under Marchibroda and just some kind of scout/research guy for Belichick? Does Belichick have a tree because he's won a Super Bowl? Because he's had a few coordinators go on to become head coaches? If so, how many coordinators becoming head coaches does it take to start a tree? One? Two?
The whole "coaching tree" thing is getting a bit ridiculous in my opinion. Is there any indication that Schwartz shares any kind of football philosophy or approach with Belichick, or is the only connection that he happened to work with Belichick 15 years ago?
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
May the Schwartz be with you!
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
Damn you, Lions. I wanted you to take Garrett off of our hands for us.
As for Jim Schwartz, congratulations...I guess.
Re: Jim Schwartz to Coach Detroit Lions
lets see if schwartz' use of advanced stats will help him? perhaps he'll use FO data for the rebuilding project in evaluating college talent?
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