08 Feb 2009
Jon Gruden discusses his offseason plans with the Orlando Sentinel, and has plenty of nice things to say about Tim Tebow and his chances of making it in the NFL. Most importantly, he refers to Tebow as "250 pounds of concrete cyanide." "Concrete Cyanide" is the coolest nickname any athlete could ever have, and I'm making it a personal mission to ensure that it sticks.
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Two more blowouts conclude the playing-off portion of the playoffs, meaning your Super Bowl LI matchup pits the team with the No. 1 offensive DVOA against the team with the No. 2 offensive DVOA.