The time has come for the fantasy football game where you'll spend all Sunday hoping for a second reception: Loser League 2009. Everything is ready to rock, so go ahead and create your team now. Deadline is Saturday night. Remember: If you choose someone on Tennessee or Pittsburgh who has a bad opening night, nothing guarantees they will properly suck for the next eight weeks afterward.
Mike and Tom finally get a shot at the southern divisions and wade through the fetid morass of mediocrity. Look out for Hott Takez!