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01 Jul 2010
It's Suspension Day in the NFL; free agents LenDale White and Hollis Thomas get four and eight games, respectively, for PED violations.
Posted by: Bill Barnwell on 01 Jul 2010
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04 Jul 2010, 9:32am by
Well, there's the final nail in the coffin of those careers...
Hoolis Thomas was on E. Any fat dude with his lip pierced is an E head
When Thomas was on the Saints, he claimed he had asthma medication that contained steriods. I believe big fat guys (pierced lip or no) have asthma. Also, isn't E one of the water soluable ones that almost never shows on drug tests (like LSD?)
I believe that pretty much anything that you would take in pill form is water soluble as it wouldn't be able to work into the blood stream otherwise.
Could be wrong, also not really on point.
There are water and oil soluble pills. Just like vitimans and numerous other drugs.
Who knew tequila and burritos were PEDs? Clearly not Lendale.
You're making me hungry.
I say he was on HGH.
Let's be clear: I'm going for total thread domination here.
Hollis Thomas still has my favorite roster headshot:
He's just so darn happy!
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