Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

28 Feb 2011

Redskins Release Clinton Portis

The Redskins have cut Clinton Portis. Wouldn't be surprised to see him end up on the Patriots.

Posted by: Bill Barnwell on 28 Feb 2011

7 comments, Last at 01 Mar 2011, 1:31pm by The Ninjalectual

Comments

1
by Dean :: Mon, 02/28/2011 - 4:06pm

Fortunately, Sherriff Gonnagetcha found Southeast Jerome, so the tailback situation is still set.

2
by Bobman :: Mon, 02/28/2011 - 5:21pm

On the flip-side, disturbingly four-armed Bro Sweets has been providing him with leftover Valentines Day candy, so Jerome's 60 lbs overweight.

3
by andrew :: Mon, 02/28/2011 - 5:41pm

The new CBA needs to be able to handle multiple personas...

4
by big_jgke :: Mon, 02/28/2011 - 5:48pm

Hey, we all handle head injuries differently, some get super-powers, some get amazing multiple personalities, and some get debilitating depression and brain trauma...

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by The Ninjalectual :: Tue, 03/01/2011 - 1:31pm

Yes and it may sound crazy but some people actually have a sense of humor!

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by MilkmanDanimal :: Mon, 02/28/2011 - 5:57pm

Do you get more money because of the extra personalities, or less, because of the additional overhead/locker space/mental health professionals?

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by Carlos not verified (not verified) :: Mon, 02/28/2011 - 10:23pm

The Pats can have him. He ran with the toughness of a washed up touch football player for a few seasons now.

If only he could add 100 lbs, he'd be an awesome lineman.