19 Aug 2005, 04:40pm by P. Ryan Wilson
The first rule of Rookie Skits is - you do not talk about Rookie Skits. The second rule of Rookie Skits is - you DO NOT talk about Rookie Skits. Third rule of Rookie Skits, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the skit is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a skit. Fifth rule, one skit at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, skits will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Rookie Skits, you have to participate in a skit.
13 comments, Last at 21 Aug 2005, 3:12pm by zlionsfan
19 Aug 2005, 10:13am by P. Ryan Wilson
Poor Jesse Palmer. The way things are going, his appearance on "The Bachelor" might end up being the highlight of his football career. After some poor decision-making during New York's first preseason game, Palmer is in real danger of not making the team. And while hundreds of players get cut every preseason, it's usually not because 300-pound Jared Lorenzen beat them out of a job. And if that's not reason enough to be concerned, the Giants are also working out Tim Couch.
24 comments, Last at 20 Aug 2005, 7:57pm by Jerry F.
18 Aug 2005, 10:42am by P. Ryan Wilson
Apparently the quickest way to get holdouts and malcontents into camp is through snail mail. The Eagles sent T.O. a letter last week outlining all his misdeeds. Now, the Chargers have informed TE Antonio Gates via the Postal Service that if he doesn't sign a contract by this Saturday, he'll be suspended at least through the season opener. As long as everybody's sending out letters, maybe someone in Denver should make sure Maurice Clarett gets one too.
20 comments, Last at 24 Aug 2005, 5:54pm by someone
18 Aug 2005, 10:23am by P. Ryan Wilson
A few weeks ago I mentioned that Maurice Clarett signed an incentive-laden contract that didn't include a signing bonus. Which means no guaranteed money. Well, Clarett has missed nearly two weeks of practice due to a groin injury, has fallen to fifth on the depth chart, and is in real danger of getting cut.
13 comments, Last at 19 Aug 2005, 12:52pm by Will Allen
17 Aug 2005, 05:24pm by Michael David Smith
Yes, you read that right. The Chiefs' kicker has been arrested for breaking the nose of a bar bouncer. He's been charged with a felony count of substantial battery and one count of misdemeanor battery. He was released on a $15,000 signature bond.
20 comments, Last at 18 Aug 2005, 5:44pm by RowdyRoddyPiper
17 Aug 2005, 03:00pm by P. Ryan Wilson
Tom Brady dons the cover of this month's GQ, and the article provides an interesting glimpse into his life. It's not your typical look at an NFL superstar, but it does offer some unique perspectives you definitely wouldn't get from your local paper. For example, apparently Tom Brady and I have at least one thing in common: we both like internet porn. OK, I've said too much.
17 comments, Last at 19 Aug 2005, 3:49am by wyote
17 Aug 2005, 10:19am by P. Ryan Wilson
Hey, if Freddie Mitchell gets cut by the Chiefs, maybe the Eagles can sign him! Just kidding. I think. In all seriousness, Dick Vermeil made it clear that the reason Mitchell might not make the roster is because he declined to have arthroscopic surgery on his knee late last month. The surgery would've kept FredEx out for a few weeks, but as it stands, he still can't cut and only recently began running at full speed. For a guy with a history of underperforming, this seems like a curious decision.
24 comments, Last at 09 Sep 2005, 1:55pm by chris mumby
16 Aug 2005, 02:17pm by Michael David Smith
Gregg Easterbrook makes the case this week that rookie holdouts might be penny wise but pound foolish. The thinking is that if a player like Phillip Rivers had reported to camp on time last year, he might have been given the Chargers' starting job immediately and ended up making more money in the long run as a starter than he will now that he's going into his second season as a backup.
TMQ also notes that Buffalo Bills cheerleaders are not permitted to have pierced tongues. That's an important piece of information you won't get elsewhere.
51 comments, Last at 22 Aug 2005, 11:40am by Drew
15 Aug 2005, 11:08pm by P. Ryan Wilson
Meet the anti-T.O. Seriously, I wonder if the T.O. soap opera hastened Hines Ward's return to camp even though he still doesn't have a new deal (although the Steelers hope to have one done by the end of the week).
10 comments, Last at 21 Oct 2005, 12:48pm by john kuhn
15 Aug 2005, 04:13pm by Michael David Smith
I'm always amazed at how quickly pro athletes can blow through the millions of dollars they earn. Ricky Williams has made $16 million in his pro football career, and his current net worth is $230,000. Even if he's spent $8 million on taxes, agents, and other such fees, how the hell does a guy blow through another $8 million like that?
He spends $100,000 a year on child support for two of his children (the third lives with him) so if he hadn't started playing again he would have been bankrupt very soon even if he hadn't been required to re-pay the Dolphins his signing bonus.
23 comments, Last at 18 Aug 2005, 9:58am by apocalipstick
Which receivers were truly most effective with the ball in their hands last season? We look at the leaders in YAC+ for 2014 and the last nine years.