Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

27 Sep 2013

Tanier's NFL Game Riffs: Week 4

Lots of actual football breakdowns here, plus Todd Haley on a Plane jokes, a look inside Browns headquarters, Cardinals torture porn, and more.

Posted by: Mike Tanier on 27 Sep 2013

9 comments, Last at 07 Oct 2013, 12:11pm by plan cul

Comments

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by JoeyHarringtonsPiano :: Fri, 09/27/2013 - 12:08pm

"Ndamukong Suh would have crashed into the pizzeria. It's best not to think about what Titus Young would have done."

That's easy, he would have crashed into the pizzeria, then would have tried to steal his car back out of the impound lot the next day.

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by Dr. Mooch :: Fri, 09/27/2013 - 3:46pm

This article contains the first, and probably only documented use of "whatevs" immediately following a properly placed semicolon.

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by Bobman :: Fri, 09/27/2013 - 5:24pm

Mike, you owe the Colts a double-riff next week. Maybe a triple if you include penalties and interest. What, the Jags generate no interest, you say? Very funny. You still owe the Colts. Don't make us send Dawan "Mr. Universe" Landry a-calling....

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by Raiderjoe :: Sat, 09/28/2013 - 6:28am

Do you mean LARon? LaRon olay for Cots. Dawan paly for jets.

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by andrew :: Sat, 09/28/2013 - 12:27am

Is that Vikings Steelers prediction with or without Ponder?

"I was corrupt before I had power!" - Random

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by Jerry :: Sat, 09/28/2013 - 4:25am

"...Bryant McKinnie, inexplicably portrayed by Peter Lorre."

Got a laugh out of me. Thanks, Mike.

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by TomC :: Sat, 09/28/2013 - 7:56pm

Thirded. (There was also a comment on SoE praising that line.)

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by jessi_best (not verified) :: Wed, 10/02/2013 - 1:22am

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by plan cul (not verified) :: Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:11pm

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