Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

02 May 2014

NFL Draft Buzzword Translator

A lot of these YouTube sports humor videos are pretty blah but I have to admit, this one made me laugh. Pretty amusing. (Whispers: "Tebow.")

Posted by: Aaron Schatz on 02 May 2014

4 comments, Last at 05 May 2014, 2:57pm by fb29

Comments

1
by The Hypno-Toad :: Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:15pm

The draft is full of football players!

2
by Drunkmonkey :: Sun, 05/04/2014 - 11:06am

*Tim Tebow*

3
by Theo :: Mon, 05/05/2014 - 5:37am

"This guy is really long"
"This guy is tall, but not big"

"I think they should trade down"
"This team sucks"

"He reminds me of Barry Sanders"
"He's probably as good as Rashard Choice"

"This team is one good receiver away from being a contender in their conference"
"... their passing game sucks, so they probably also need another quarterback, a tight end, at least 2 blockers and some guys in the defensive front seven to get the offense on the field"

"He's got off the charts intangibles"
"I'm a moron and I have no idea what I'm saying"

4
by fb29 :: Mon, 05/05/2014 - 2:57pm

"I'm hearing Team X isn't sold on Player Y"
"I don't have anything to report so I'm just making stuff up."