Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

02 Feb 2007

Super Bowl XLI Rundown

Aaron Schatz doesn't like to make specific predictions, so it's no surprise that the stat-filled FO preview doesn't take sides. Mike Tanier isn't quite so indecisive, which means that Rundown is filled with jokes and then, finally, a pick: Colts.

Posted by: Mike Tanier on 02 Feb 2007

21 comments, Last at 27 Jan 2008, 1:35am by Jay

Comments

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by cabbage (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 7:04pm

I always just pick the opposite of Peter King

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by Aaron Boden (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 7:28pm

I keep reading about people calling the bears whiners for saying that they are the underdogs. With everyone picking the Colts to win, how are they not underdogs?

Note: this question has nothing to do with anything mike wrote about, I just happened to think about it after reading the column.

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by billsfan (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 7:29pm

King lost me when he pulled out the "act like you've been there" line when a bunch of JAX players mocked the ballin' dance done by a bunch of Giants players who haven't been there. Only thing from SI I still read is Dr. Z (partly because Z extols the virtues of strong red wines and Yuengling lager instead of the girliest drinks available at Starbucks).

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by Doug Farrar (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 7:30pm

As always, treeemendously enjoyable. Way to work his Royal Shortness in there, too. Would a full Revolution reunion (esp. Wendy and Lisa) for the halftime show be too much to ask?

Eh, probably.

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by PhillyCWC (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 8:15pm

Any way to get Sheila E. back to play the cowbells?

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by Yaguar (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 9:08pm

The Redskins joke in the intro was so incredibly good. I love you, Mike Tanier.

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by DGL (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 9:38pm

Wasn't "Acceptable Rex" a Warren Zevon song?

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by johnt (not verified) :: Fri, 02/02/2007 - 9:54pm

2: It's not that they say they're underdogs. Every game has to have an underdog. It's that they turn it into "disrespect" Patriots style. Like it's so outragous that the media and fans are dissing them by saying their 0.0 rating QB might make them less likely to win the game. Like beating up on weak NFC competition might make their record a little suspicious. Nobody thinks the Bears have no chance, but there has to be a favorite in every game and, quite frankly, the road the Colts have taken to get here has been more impressive than squeaking by the Seahawks (?!?!) and pummeling the Saints.

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by David (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 1:14am

Wooo, go Temple!

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by Sergio (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 4:09am

Turbo Pascal is clearly ranked too high because it doesn't even support recursion, lexical closures, or Macros. Quick Basic rulezzzzz!!!!!!1!!!111

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by WookieeBH (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 4:21am

Is Evil Rex and Good Rex morphing into Acceptable Rex like when Grey Hulk and Green Hulk merged to just become Hulk?

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by Jeremiah (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 4:45am

"So if the elevator tries to bring you down, punch a higher floor. Celebrate Peyton's coronation."

Well, if you want to crown him, then crown his ass! :)

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by ammek (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 8:33am

Great Billy Joel diss. Horrible NewsCorp plug.

Mike Tanier, are you the Rex Grossman of the sports beat?

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by Ian (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 12:43pm

(except for that travesty in Hawaii)

Never a true-er word spoken. Pro Bowl FTL.

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by PhillyCWC (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 6:53pm

Re: Billy Joel diss - Mike, I can't believe you consider yourself a resident of New Jersey and don't worship Billy Joel. I thought it was a state law or something.

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by Peter (not verified) :: Sat, 02/03/2007 - 9:24pm

#3:

Jags DE Bobby McCray invented the ballin' celebration, the Giants just stole it.

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by Bobman (not verified) :: Sun, 02/04/2007 - 12:08am

Outstanding hyperbole-fest, but woe to the man who disses William Martin Joel (and yes, in lived half MY 42 years in NJ).

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by James C (not verified) :: Sun, 02/04/2007 - 12:28pm

Woooo. Go Phlebotomy!!!

Making a comeback baby.

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by mb (not verified) :: Sun, 02/04/2007 - 6:50pm

Rex's postgame statement to the media, win or lose: "I'm not Ur Lover, I'm not Ur Friend, I am something U will never understand."

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by Todd S. (not verified) :: Mon, 02/05/2007 - 11:30am

The hand sanitizer line...pure genius!

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by Jay (not verified) :: Sun, 01/27/2008 - 1:35am

Honestly I doubt schatz will ever read this but his whole commentary on the superbowl is such a horrible conglomeration of outdated and unrelated statistics that it sickens even the stock market analyst in me. I try to make unprofitable stocks profitable sometimes, but to try so hard to bring up every single statistic that the giants hold that "could possibly be the worst statistic ever in superbowl history" on its own, irregardless of anything else any other team has done in the superbowl is just irresponsible reporting. This is a misinformation of facts. The manipulation of statistics; where simplicity is part of why i love football statistics; has turned into the stupid "lets take as many stats from 20 years ago and bring them together even though the game as changed" that baseball has relegated itself to. Not that I hate anyone from queens that loves stats... cuz they all do... but football is a very different sport.

In the end, I am a Giants fan, and I completely admit they are a very large underdog. I am currently in London(have convinced coworkers to say up late on a Sunday). I don't think the Giants will win... but as a professional statistician the article I saw angered me more than anything only because of the falsities that it empowered.