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» The Week In Quotes: August 18, 2017

In the world of NFL quotes, Marshawn Lynch is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus: some great plays in practice, some terrible plays in practice, wicked rhymes, and Guy Fieri.

Loser League - Season Standings

Goffing Fitz279
Joey Freshwater All Stars285
Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs302
Breaking the Glass Ceiling for Oompa Loompas312
Below Par is Good!313
Concussion Protocols328
Endorsed by Bill Belichick332
Spinal Tapas333
Break Contain - and other grammatical errors335
SD Bruins336
Donkey Squad349
Leroooooooooy Jeeeenkiiiins351
The Cretins352
Dakka Dakka Dakka354
The Bears Still Suck357
Seattle Missed363
No Better Than Solid364
Goff my lawn367
Sharknado 16: Make Goodell Great Again367
Orange Sensation369
The Helmet Drop369
Polian Error372
Rolling Bears372
Cant Get Goff The Bench374
West Texas Ocelots375
7-9 Suddenly Seems Optimistic376
doomsday def377
Kessler Syndrome377
American Democracy377
Vacuum Fleener378
Barry Word Play379
Triple Negative379
Toms Titans380
Free Safety Dance382
Muhammad Wilkersons Birthday Party382
Jon kitna express383
Botswana Zoes384
Kotorékemberek Annihilation385
Keep It .01387
will I ever figger it out388
Bart's Loser League Team389
Make the NFL Great Again390
Wentz All Said And Done394
Participation Trophy Wives397
Ball Kinda Hard398
Figgus Pudding399
Duck handlers402
Legend of Lonestar405
Bobby Jindal Tickle Stick406
One Knee Equals Two Feet407
Sad days indeed412
"Late Hits" is my 90s Cover Band412
Genuine Extruded Football Product414
Magnificently Inept418
Headless Chickens420
The Jaguars421
Toiloloing on Levine421
They are who we thought they were424
Cheetos Cabinet424
Team Tinderz425
Katie Bar The End Zone!426
Bad enough to beat the Steelers430
grey cup champions432
Camcussion II: Revenge of the Axon432
Chandana You Suck434
Women and Siemian Dont Mix442
Gronk me!444
AJs teams 444
Full of Mularkey444
Brady/Belichick 2016445
Bad Hombres447
GoRex (andtakeRobwithyou)448
Cameron Meredith Baxter-Birney449
Pick Six, Six Picks449
Springtime for Cutler and Jeffery453
Stay out of Trouble454
Alfred Blue Screen of Death454
I Watch The Dolphins, I Live For Bad Football454
The Process Trusters455
Flaming Potatoes456
Swedish null team II460
Into The Void468
When life gives you Clemmings, make out a will469
Turn Your Head and Goff473
Gone Gurley482
Son of Below Replacement Value482
Average at Best487
I Came I Saw I Wentz488
Cucarachas Enojadas502