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» SDA: Early Playoff Elimination Round

TCU-West Virginia and Auburn-Ole Miss might as well be early playoff elimination rounds, with the losers likely knocked out of playoff contention.

Loser League - Season Standings

Middleburg Mediocrity284
Pabst Mirrors302
Metatarsal Contusion315
insert name here319
Second-and-Trenty320
Johnnie Rookie Glitch327
Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous328
tebow available?331
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia331
Kijana Carters Akilis 332
Lame333
Just The Tip335
Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust336
Jets Win338
bettntibetn339
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia340
Madden Done Broke343
Asher344
Moose Calvary347
bathroommartian348
Misfits349
The Guns of Navorro353
Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency353
Headless Chicken356
Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu357
Ennui of Hoomanawanui358
The Tane Meme360
GoodBadUgly360
Weasel Whackers360
Roberts Knees360
Flacco Seagulls361
Throwin Balls Deep362
Valley Fever362
Big D-fenseless364
Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor365
Naptown Squirrels366
A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs367
Total Carrnage368
Total Carrnage368
Imaginary Hammers369
Anti-Russbot372
Steve Smith - Spork Snapper373
Warbortles374
Not Just Raiders375
Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril377
Tyrees Helmet377
Worse Than Ever378
Vereeneal Disease378
The Backups378
Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.379
Emerald City Kings379
Purple Jesus Eaters379
The Hurt Locker379
The Hurt Locker379
Vanderlay 380
Troubled over Bridgewaters380
dgchestnut381
Daddy Juice & The Girls381
The Wolf of Mile High Stadium382
Bring home the Mold382
Dallas Cowboys Defense382
Glengarry Ray Rice383
Wes Tweeker384
Of Mice and Mickeys384
Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong385
Jumping to Concussions385
Jim Caldwell Allstars385
The Fecality of It All386
Eastern Promises Broken386
The tallest Charger CB386
Nut Lows387
Baker Boys387
General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!388
Blue Moon Hippos389
EJ Manuel Labor389
Rawrbangboom389
Botswana Zoes389
JayCutlerSugarRush390
Winston Justice Security Systems390
Unnamed Team: 296390
Boom Squad392
The Many of First393
Shoots From Distance394
BBQ Warriors394
Gerharter Foster Stronger394
Metro Pandas395
Beats by Ray395
Welkers Roofies395
Uff da!395
Derby Suspension396
Got Mystery Beer?396
The Least Coast396
Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line396
Anti-Lacy396
Sad Sacks396
Too good to lose, too bad to win396
Jon Bills Jovi398
Doo Doo Browns398
The Hard Way399
Gronk Smash400
Red Pandas400
Devonta Free Manziel Poster402
Joeys Bobcats402
We Suck402
Tanking Poorly402
Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction402
The Inevitables403
They might be Giants403
Swole403
Wallbangers by Flavio403
Vinegar Squirts403
QB Raiders404
Je Suis Un Rock Star406
Flying Eagles407
Pickle Juicers408
9 Game Suspensions409
Incompetent Love Muffins410
Top 80%410
War Penguin410
Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead411
Junk Yard Dawgs411
The Molly-gans412
Sportsing pretty hard412
Team Suck Balls412
Liverpool Ligers413
They might be Giants413
Banana Hands413
Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley413
Footlong Foles413
AFootballMind413
Quincy Carter Fan Club413
Iron Clady414
Do the Sankey Leg 414
Debacled415
Genuine Extruded Football Product415
Trading up in the draft415
Welkers Derby416
Carr accident waiting to happen416
steinmas417
Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)417
LastPicks417
Stockholm Syndromes417
AFC Least418
These Guys Suck419
Halfrica United419
THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT420
Unstereotyped American Native Peoples420
Without A Kluwe420
Regression to the Mean Machine421
Molly Welkah421
Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker421
Bills and Former Bills421
Hamstrings of Clay422
book422
No Better Than Solid422
Balkes Bail Bonds423
Shermans March423
Firds Losers423
Brooms424
IsISbad 424
Gooderall425
Chips Smoothies427
YNOTUS?427
DYARmaggedon428
Ricks Picks429
Fallen Heroes430
Benny Cunninghams Happy Days430
Rushing McFumblers431
Gordon=Ricky 2.0432
Molly Juleps432
Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!433
Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle433
Dennardians of the Darqueze433
Russia Without Borders434
The Detroit Lions Secondary436
Reggies Bush436
Oorang Indians437
Alfalfa Falafel Waffle438
The Numerators438
Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System439
Retard Strength439
The Dexter McClusterfucks439
Elvis Grbac439
the ambulators440
KAFKA440
Ramblin Wreck440
Rod Rust Rules441
Rod Rust Rules441
A Cassel in the Sand442
The Shower Curtain442
STFU Donny445
Hit the Horns448
Shower Heads448
The Bro or the Manziel?449
Lion Tamers449
Klinglers Bungles449
MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower450
Indigenous Aliens451
Goon Squad451
Unnamed Team: 244451
B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!453
Dirtybirds455
Cry me a tover Argentuna456
Pony Pwny Pwn456
LaGarrettes Blunts457
Fn Andy457
The Real Joey Bobcat457
Rod Rust Rules458
Free Crabs For Everyone!459
Kennesaw Kashletics460
Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos460
Stop it Ertz463
Dad Gum Good463
Make Like a Tree and Leaf465
This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius466
Ready to CRumble470
The Hardliners474
TAINT476
cleencoug476
The Sanchize477
Adrenaline478
Wiiiiilsooooon478
the gf chooses at random479
Deceptively Fast Mollies480
Fighting Gila Monsters482
Lake Toews482
Cheyenne Sith482
Worse Than The Cowboys D484
The Hobos487
Johnny Cash Phone488
Goon Squad488
DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs493
Big Bad Wolf500
Chunky Brothers500
sad boys503
sad boys503
Jersey Lions503
Hoyer Than Thou515
Penalty Killers517
Dear God, This is Awful517
Troy City518
Biogenesis Brigade520
tinfw17541
LeopardSeals589
Danny Watkins Glen611