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» SDA: Rivalry Showdowns

Rivalry week has significant conference and Playoff ramifications. Should Alabama, Mississippi State, Oregon, or Florida State be worried about getting upset by their rivals?

Loser League - Season Standings

PVS Leiderhosen79
Abu Dhabi Dabblers94
Terrible Towel95
Desert Scrubs100
Molly Juleps100
Quincy Carter Fan Club100
Futt Bumble101
Roberts Knee102
Houston Horribles102
Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity103
Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP103
Carr-jacked In Oakland104
John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries106
Garbage Time107
Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico107
the tane meme108
Oakland Jaguars108
Glennon or Glenda110
Incompetent Love Muffins111
Team Murder112
Geno Manuel113
Brooms 2113
Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer120
Benched or Injured by Week 11120
Down by Context122
Viking Raiders123
Flirting with the penalty124
Ngata Prayer124
Unnamed Team: 79125
Maidstone Vicars125
Scoops Callahan128
No Better Than Solid129
locked in a room with bill simmons129
Top 80%129
Flightless Falcons130
Snitches Get Switches132
The Lucky Losers132
Les Moore Must Die133
NFC West Has Too Many Cooks135
The Arians Brotherhood137
Hanhwa Eagles137
Ineptitude Anonymous137
Alfred Morris Dancers137
Not Sammy Watkins137
Botswana Zoes138
Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory138
The Shower Curtain138
Awww Cheese Whiz!138
The Great White North138
Orton Hears Alfred Blue138
Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous139
All Your Points Are Belong To You140
Participation Trophy Wives142
Whisenhunt: QB Assassin144
The Ricky Williams Vision Quest144
Regression to the Mean Machine146
Charleston Chew147
Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie147
Grown Ass Damn Losers147
Commissioners Unkempt List148
One Knee Equals Two Feet151
Mrs Bradys Flophouse151
UCLA Chargers153
DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge153
Dennardians of the Darqueze154
Growing the Football156
Jerrys Joyous Myopia156
Governmentesque Efficiency157
Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!158
Winston Justice Security Systems159
Oorang Indians159
London Jaguars161
Just a Lovie Machine162
Chandana you suck162
le sigh163
Chortles at Bortles163
John Youboty does need explaining, actually164
Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story165
Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel166
Orton Hears A Boo169
Guardians of the Galaxy172
Carr Wreck173
Turkey Bacon174
Last and Most Certainly Least181
AD the Switch Hitter182
Stop: Mallett Time184
Lonesome Kickers186
McCown Town187
Knights of Columbus188
Troy City189
Emerald City Kings194
Tickle Monsters196
Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office200
More Carrs203
Commitment to Ambivalence206
Upside Potential210
Carrie Williams Workout Squad211
Human Fund219