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» Audibles at the Line: Week 7

Three shutouts in one day, and the worst defense in the league nearly makes it four. Tennessee survives overtime against Cleveland. Chicago completes four passes and wins. Not much was clear on this very weird day in a very weird season.

Loser League - Season Standings

Demaryius Targaryen180
Harvey Birdman198
I Hate Football200
pumpkin_booties203
Savage Mike Drop204
Failures in Progress205
House of David206
Butt Fumble209
The Bears Still Suck212
Pocket Gases213
Cutlers Last Stand215
Siemian Ancestry216
Comrade Texan219
Running Elvi220
AkiliSmith220
Purple Pulchritude221
Team Sanchize222
Coffee, Tea, or CTE?223
Hackenburg the Planet!224
The Ghost228
Botswana Zoes228
rageon230
DapperDanMan230
Colossus231
Berger brown bell232
Pigs n da Skin232
Fourth and Nein!!234
Chip Kelly All-stars237
99 Bortles of Beer...238
Big Vince Smoked Meats240
The Goffather240
Dumpster Fire242
When the Levy broke246
Alternative Winners246
LastPicks246
0-16 FTW247
49 losses should be possible248
Chiefs248
Barn Burners250
Infinite Jets251
Turd Fergusons Throbbing Gristle252
SD Bruins253
Last Night in Sweden253
Ball Kinda Hard254
Dalvin Cook255
Lunchpail City255
Xanadu is for Losers256
The Checkdown is in the Mail256
Inches424259
No Simms Jim!259
Hitz n Misses259
Suck it Trebek259
Tyrod, Tyreek and Ty Montgomery Again261
Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs261
The Inefficients261
Cleveland Browns Castoffs262
Free Safety Dance262
Blake & Co.262
Human Fund263
Younghoe 4 Kicks263
Cmon Valentino263
ER265
Harold and the Hendersons265
Emmitts Boyz266
Kizer Chiefs267
Meh...268
Slump Busters270
AFC South Participation Trophy270
Montreal Maniax270
No Better Than Solid270
Brady, Brady, Lend Me Your Comb271
DaBears272
Anthem Kneelers272
doomsday 273
Treetop Phire273
Bart's Loser League Team274
Jets/Browns winners274
I drank what?274
J-E-S-T JEST JEST JEST276
Still better than the Jets277
Alternative daks277
Brooms277
Women and Siemien Dont Mixon279
Sauceda Calculators279
Scrublords279
J-E-T-S JETS!279
Kevin from Philly279
Katie Bar The End Zone!280
Article 46280
BuffaloBulletBills281
all jets281
Lake Toews283
Devonta Freeman Blitz Picker Uppers284
Fart Butt285
Newengland800287
Danger Zone289
My Aiken Head289
The Mighty Chupacabras - Still Sucking Goats289
botez291
TreeTop Phire292
Ngata Prayer292
Lunatic Fringe293
too much sweetgreen293
Pinkston/Thrash293
Borussia Prenzelberg295
Califournettecation295
Guaranteed Rate Losers296
Orange Delicious296
The Last Jordy297
Blast from the Ass300
AllWrongs301
Rough stuff303
Bengals is Suffering303
Baalke Knee304
Don't trust the Mitch as a starting QB304
My Application to Become GM of the Jets306
Chandana you suck307
Janis Take The Wheel307
WaterlooNapoleons309
Belichick Your Privilege310
Sector 7G Bafflewits310
Sammie Coates and the Mangled Hands311
Baby Im the Trubisky Man312
Headless Chickens312
Scott Tolzien is a Starter313
Balls Shallow314
Perfectly Cromulent315
Hanging with Mr. Hernandez315
Below Par is Good!316
Wuwu2023316
Bun Fumble318
BOOMTOWER319
LA: 2 teams, 0 Fans321
TerriBAD321
2000 NFL Draft: 17 Years Later324
Suite & Sauer324
Gramercy Riffs325
Birdie4Par325
Kew Pigeons327
Louisville Brecks329
Kevlar Condoms331
I hate the Patriots334
Imgonnaforgetaboutthis336
Indigo337
Blue&Green Eggs and Graham337
YoungHoes Kroo339
Excessive Deer Doots342
Woisard344
Mini Amari Cooper345
Pretty Flaccos351
Winston Wins352
Yobagoya! Yobagoya!352
You Only Live Wentz352
Vikings 5 blocks of talc353
Tattby Tartans353
Patriots 356
Wisker Buiscuts360
Gritty Gym Rats362
Seattle Missed365
ANTIFAvre366
LA Football Clippers367
Team Acme368
Boy370
Fightin Silkies370
88 lines about 44 losers371
Where Is Roger?377
Finkle is Einhorn378
Brad_Childress382
We Suck and We Know It382
Points are for losers384
Put them on the Oex Carts409