Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Most Recent FO Features

KhanSha1.jpg

» Futures: My Expansion Franchise

You've just been awarded an NFL expansion team and must build your personnel department. How would you do it? Matt Waldman takes on the exercise.

Loser League - Season Standings

Samas Bombas287
X Marks the Sucks315
In like Flynn316
Clus Rejects320
Daltons law322
lawofmurphy323
Smith and Blackmon323
ChuckNDuckers323
The Penn Is Mightier323
fraiders324
Ziggy Hood Always Up To No Good334
BetterThanMyFantasyTeam335
Ace Parker On Ice336
Jersey Lions338
Green Machine340
Legion of Broom344
What Does Guy Fawkes Say?!344
Genuine Extruded Football Product345
Picking Incognito345
Ray Rice killed my fantasy team346
Random Pix347
Underpants Gnomes350
Kiev Kiwi350
The Hurt Locker350
Jeekee Skirls351
The Z-Team351
Whats My Team Name353
Whats My Team Name353
Whats My Team Name353
Richie Incognitos Room Mate355
The Temps356
Raven for the Browns356
Locker Room Bloopers with Dick Undercover357
Richie Incognito Isnt Incognito358
YOLO for Everyone360
Ponderous361
What Made Milwaukee Famous363
Riley Coopers problems just went Incognito364
Cheesy team name364
Falcon Fallout365
The Headless Chickens365
Taking the Penalty366
Dayton Triangles368
Solna Bushwackers368
Gang Green368
Incognito Means Keeping a Low Profile370
I drink your milkshake371
excuseme372
373
The Silent Dashes374
Chad Henne And Some Guys374
Man up and suck!375
Bobbum Man375
Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs376
Your Hide Will Make a Fine Poncho377
Dead Reed377
NO BLAINE, NO GAIN.377
Rod Rust Roughriders378
Terror Incognito378
Diarrhea Lips378
The Ragmen379
Theres a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets380
Trentch Warfare381
bernbp5382
Winning is for Losers382
Thinskins382
The Smokin Jay Cutlers383
Schiano On You Crazy Soon to be exCoach385
Shruggy Otis387
Turrrible387
Winston Justice Security Systems388
Incognito no more388
Think Pink-ston389
Mathematically Eliminated390
VikeDawgs391
Insane Clowney Posse391
Jeff Ireland, Aspiring Daytime Talk Show Host391
Green Bay Hamstrings392
LeVeon on a Jet Plane392
If losing were easy, everyone ....392
Pee-Wee Cowboys393
The Jaguars393
394
Fire extinguished394
Sids Side394
WheresMyOwnersManuel394
Flying Eagles395
MIssing Tebow396
Young the Titus396
Hanhwa Eagles396
Shippensburg State Teaching College Fighting Schoolmarms397
Spotlight Incognito397
Catlers397
EJ3 not RG3397
Schiano Men398
Romolicious398
398
Hiding Incognito398
Fighting Filing Cabinets399
A Schiano Man is Neither Seen nor Heard399
Sing us a song youre a Schinao man399
Miami OG Richie "Deep Cover"399
Cover 1 Schauber399
El Guapo403
Rod Marinelli and Staph403
luckydogs404
Surprising McCown Competence404
Not Quite Right404
Jersey Sinkholes404
Test Team405
Charles Xavier405
Frankforters405
Cheeseborough, cheeseborough, cheeseborough, no coke pezi405
Breesus Stilettos406
Blaine"s World407
Miami Dolphins Leadership Council407
The Enemys Yates is McCown407
Barkenvious of Course!408
Blackmon knowledge408
LastPicks408
I Fail At This409
Campbellā€™s Coup409
Last and Least409
The Insufficients 409
The Washington Palefaces410
Andrews Choice Ligaments410
The Starlets410
The Le Veiathan411
The Replacements412
Legion of Suck412
Thursday Night Jihad415
Kellen em softly417
Fotbolis Ridiculus418
Jacksonville Jaguars418
The Great Schism419
Miami Elementary Bullies420
Keith Null and Richie Incognito Are Dead420
The London Jaguars420
12 Years a Dave (Carr)421
The NFL in Florida = Faaaaaantastic421
Downtown Browns421
One rib and a sip of Coke422
Schottenheimer Special423
Incognito World Peace423
Bottoms Up423
Common Sense423
Greed Option424
idrd1994424
Dolphjaganeers425
Fainting Goats426
The Tolbert Report427
Pillar of Teeth427
Oh no, not again!427
League of Ordinary (Gentle?)Men427
2nd Drummer from 38 Special427
0-17 Jaguars430
Wayne Fontes Cocaine430
Queen of deKnile431
Da Bearly Functioning433
Case Keenums Top 40435
Stevie Wonders Speedboat436
Human Fund436
In Like Flynn437
Illiterate Read Option437
What Do Voluntary Mean Machine437
TooEasy437
Purple Pulchritude437
Walshs failing failures438
Festival of Poo438
Ponderous, Really Ponderous441
Mick Foleys Jolly Follies441
DarkKnight70441
McGahee or NotGahee442
DBrickashaws Dad443
The Gabberts445
Bob Doles Fun Time Family Band446
Blue Moon Hippos446
Cant Tell Shite From Schiano448
No Hope Wanderers449
CrushedLikeAGrape451
Beauty Mode453
JUST WIN BUTLER454
Dink and Doink458
Pondering the Imponderable459
Fire Jeff Ireland462
Ineligible downfield468
Mingo the Mercilus469
World`s Slowest Fax Machine471
Incognito!475
Chad My Favorite Pasta is480
EJ Manuel in Space480
Johnson Magic481
The Haley Bubble Screens481
Chipadelphia Part II486
chromes new incognito window, less porn, more bullying491
Big Bad Wolf514
Where The Hell Is Tim Tebow These Days?516
Windy City Flafels567
The Tankers605