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» Word of Muth: Lane Johnson and D.J. Fluker

Lane Johnson and D.J. Fluker were selected high in the draft, but both have troubling flaws in pass protection according to Word of Muth.

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The Phil Sims all-stars277
Wishes He Could Pick the Saints Defense284
The Buffalo Bills Toy Pistol Formation297
No Better Than Solid302
There is a turnip on the field317
Ghost Mom317
Van Buren Boys319
McAnd Ruse320
Pacman321
Elven Velves321
Blaine Gabbert323
Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked324
Flying Eagles328
Phildos Phriends329
Colonel Emmanuel Sanders 330
Earlstonian NonBohemians332
Blinded by the (Tim) Dwight334
Big Derf Sports334
Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos337
Todd Akin's Medical School338
Rock Me Amendola339
I CANT EVEN LOSE RIGHT342
Tebow...343
High motor !343
Ed Hochuloogie344
Frye Away Home346
DYARmaggedon346
Wherefore art thou Romeo Crennel?348
Abu Dhabi Dabblers348
Andy Reids Last Cheesesteak349
Carson Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra349
The Complete Philosophies of Greg Schiano350
Scrubs N Schlubs350
GMing by Jerry Jones351
The Llama of Chris Rainey351
The Marcus Vick Twitter Experience352
Underage Obama Voters354
Bill, no Blair Walsh Ball U354
In Soviet Russia, Blount Smokes You355
thendcomes355
Frankforters357
Adderallaholics Anonymous358
Reid it and weip358
Binders full of losers...359
The Big Toe360
The Blainely Incompetents360
Losing with Style II360
Orange Delicious361
The Clever Nicknames362
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Bryan Anger Management362
Pocket Squares362
Man I Got 5 Kids To Feed363
Below Par is Good!363
Blame it on the Blaine365
The Gift of Gabbert365
Jerry Jones Hate Me367
Stupor/System368
Going Against the Green(e)-Ellis369
Vick in A Box369
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A Mans Home is His Cassel370
Karl Welzein370
Mittens370
Apparently RBs Named Green Are Bad371
Wilted McGahee is Falling Down371
Keith Null Set372
Weeden? No, I Rototill374
Marshall Law375
Spergon Wynners376
The Lord Demands More Tebow376
Ponders Ponderers377
Team Caton378
Grapes of Wrath379
Mattys Boys379
Skelton and Masters of the University of Phoenix380
Chinese Taipei Jones383
Winston Justice Security Systems384
Another Incompletion385
Sleestak Attack386
Alladin Sanchez388
Starring Ron Howard as Sean McDermott389
Ze Flaming Redheads390
Ngata391
Dalton Browns Booed Feats392
Beefaroni Mode392
Wolfbadger392
Indignant Emus393
Kendall hunter2-ing Hunter393
Clever Football-Related Play-On-Words393
A Romney of Prevaricators394
king weeden and the accelerators394
They Wouldnt Take Our First Rounder Unless We Promised to Tank394
Le Kick-Returner sur l'Herbe395
Oorang Indians397
Last Place or Bust!397
TeamTipper398
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Even the Chiefs beat us401
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Bill Belichick Coaching Tree403
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Joe Buck Yourself403
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No Winston Justice, No Metta World Peace406
Ravenna Bulldogs406
This Guys Whimper Means He Just Banged406
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The Pele of Football407
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Norvalicious Dream Team409
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The Darkest Timeline412
Blair Walsh 2: Book of Shadows413
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The Tennessee Titans414
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McNastys Minions416
Nopes 2 - Nope Boogaloo417
Matt Cassell417
Spaeth and Neuter Your Pets417
Wreck-It Ralph Wilson418
Orange Mush418
mikepbuffalo419
Sexual Chocolate419
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Obamanators422
The Sproletariat Uprising423
The Hustle Dumpster423
Don"t Cassel the Handoff426
A Skelton or Two in the Closet427
Aromashodu Therapy427
The Max Over/Ungers428
Jesus Is My Upback428
IngloriousBenchers429
The Schiano Kneel-Down Experience429
Roethlisberger: Legitimate!429
Squalltimore429
Lockers out-of-Medlock Lockettes430
The Banality of the Buffalo Bills431
Big Birds433
The Perdverts433
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Tin Lizards438
Fonzarelli438
Weeden Out the Losers439
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Minimum Standard446
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Tannehill chased for Yakety Sacks446
Brenton Is Dumb447
LastPicks448
Spergon for the Wynn448
Jerome Boger ate my nachos449
The Future Is Now!449
When You Wish Upon a Gabbert450
Whats Eating Marcus Gilbert?451
Sexual Ealing456
Hungover Electoral College457
Boba Fett Suspended For Season458
Mitt Romneys459
Giving Him The Business461
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whinoceros462
Jesus Is My Sideline Reporter469
asdf471
Madrigal Electromotive FC472
Rod Rust Roughriders472
Boynton Buffoons472
Gift of Gabbert480
Nnamdi480
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Titans of Fantasy488
Lets Make a Diehl489
Vincent Paul Young491
Men Beaten By Jacks495
FO hates the Falcons505
Human Fund511
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The Dane Cook of Roster Construction518
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NY Jests546
Muscle Hamster Stew557