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» OFI: Don't Make Saban Angry

Notre Dame and Baylor entered the one-loss group in what is shaping up to be an extremely tight race for playoff consideration.

Loser League - Season Standings

Middleburg Mediocrity215
Pabst Mirrors225
tebow available?226
Kijana Carters Akilis 227
Johnnie Rookie Glitch233
Jets Win234
insert name here235
Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust235
Second-and-Trenty235
bathroommartian236
Just The Tip241
Asher242
Valley Fever242
Throwin Balls Deep243
Metatarsal Contusion244
Lame245
bettntibetn246
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia247
Headless Chicken247
Big D-fenseless250
Moose Calvary252
Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous255
Madden Done Broke255
Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu256
Roberts Knees256
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia256
Shoots From Distance258
Purple Jesus Eaters261
Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency262
JayCutlerSugarRush262
Anti-Russbot263
Ennui of Hoomanawanui264
Naptown Squirrels266
The Least Coast267
Winston Justice Security Systems268
Unnamed Team: 296268
The Fecality of It All270
Bring home the Mold271
Daddy Juice & The Girls272
Troubled over Bridgewaters272
A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs272
Vinegar Squirts273
Steve Smith - Spork Snapper273
Flacco Seagulls273
Glengarry Ray Rice274
Welkers Derby274
GoodBadUgly274
Warbortles274
Devonta Free Manziel Poster276
Misfits276
Imaginary Hammers277
Botswana Zoes277
Trading up in the draft278
dgchestnut279
Total Carrnage280
Total Carrnage280
Je Suis Un Rock Star280
Boom Squad281
We Suck282
Genuine Extruded Football Product282
Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor282
Weasel Whackers283
Beats by Ray284
Blue Moon Hippos284
The Many of First284
QB Raiders285
The Guns of Navorro285
Jon Bills Jovi285
The Hurt Locker285
The Hurt Locker285
The Tane Meme285
Rawrbangboom285
Jumping to Concussions286
Dallas Cowboys Defense286
The Inevitables286
Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.286
Gerharter Foster Stronger287
The Wolf of Mile High Stadium288
Quincy Carter Fan Club288
Got Mystery Beer?289
They might be Giants289
Gronk Smash289
Eastern Promises Broken289
Welkers Roofies289
Vereeneal Disease290
Vanderlay 291
EJ Manuel Labor291
Debacled291
Tyrees Helmet291
Jim Caldwell Allstars291
Tanking Poorly291
Nut Lows291
Red Pandas291
General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!292
Halfrica United292
Worse Than Ever292
The Molly-gans293
Anti-Lacy293
Too good to lose, too bad to win293
Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead293
Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril294
Carr accident waiting to happen294
Of Mice and Mickeys294
Emerald City Kings294
Swole294
Bills and Former Bills295
Uff da!295
Without A Kluwe295
Team Suck Balls296
Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!297
The Backups297
Firds Losers297
Sad Sacks298
No Better Than Solid298
BBQ Warriors299
They might be Giants299
Regression to the Mean Machine300
Stockholm Syndromes300
Ready to CRumble300
Incompetent Love Muffins301
Benny Cunninghams Happy Days301
Liverpool Ligers302
YNOTUS?302
Sportsing pretty hard302
Molly Welkah302
Joeys Bobcats302
The tallest Charger CB302
THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT302
Unstereotyped American Native Peoples303
Wallbangers by Flavio303
Top 80%303
AFootballMind304
AFC Least304
Flying Eagles305
The Real Joey Bobcat305
Not Just Raiders305
Klinglers Bungles305
Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line306
War Penguin306
the ambulators306
Derby Suspension306
Fallen Heroes307
Banana Hands308
Balkes Bail Bonds308
9 Game Suspensions308
Gordon=Ricky 2.0309
Wes Tweeker310
Goon Squad310
Metro Pandas310
Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong310
These Guys Suck311
Do the Sankey Leg 311
Shermans March311
Elvis Grbac311
The Numerators311
Rod Rust Rules312
Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction313
Baker Boys313
The Hard Way314
book315
Pickle Juicers315
steinmas315
A Cassel in the Sand315
Junk Yard Dawgs316
Iron Clady316
The Dexter McClusterfucks317
Hamstrings of Clay317
Ricks Picks318
Indigenous Aliens318
Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker318
Doo Doo Browns318
Chips Smoothies320
Russia Without Borders321
The Detroit Lions Secondary322
STFU Donny322
DYARmaggedon322
Unnamed Team: 244322
Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle322
Free Crabs For Everyone!322
Footlong Foles322
The Bro or the Manziel?323
Reggies Bush326
Wiiiiilsooooon327
Oorang Indians328
the gf chooses at random330
Lion Tamers330
Kennesaw Kashletics331
Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley331
Stop it Ertz332
KAFKA332
Rod Rust Rules332
IsISbad 333
Brooms333
Dad Gum Good334
Lake Toews334
Deceptively Fast Mollies335
LaGarrettes Blunts335
cleencoug335
Alfalfa Falafel Waffle336
The Shower Curtain337
Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System337
Dennardians of the Darqueze339
Worse Than The Cowboys D339
Fn Andy339
Hit the Horns339
LastPicks339
The Sanchize340
Cry me a tover Argentuna340
Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)340
The Hardliners341
Rushing McFumblers341
Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos342
This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius342
MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower343
Molly Juleps344
Shower Heads344
Ramblin Wreck345
DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs346
B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!346
Fighting Gila Monsters347
The Hobos348
Rod Rust Rules348
TAINT348
Gooderall349
Make Like a Tree and Leaf350
Dirtybirds350
Goon Squad356
Pony Pwny Pwn357
Adrenaline358
Retard Strength362
Cheyenne Sith364
Hoyer Than Thou365
Chunky Brothers370
Johnny Cash Phone374
Jersey Lions375
tinfw17375
Biogenesis Brigade377
sad boys380
sad boys380
Penalty Killers380
Big Bad Wolf390
Dear God, This is Awful397
Troy City404
LeopardSeals413
Danny Watkins Glen464