Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Season Standings

Houston Horribles271
Ngata Prayer281
Molly Juleps282
Incompetent Love Muffins285
Terrible Towel287
Carr-jacked In Oakland293
Geno Manuel296
Desert Scrubs297
NFC West Has Too Many Cooks307
Flirting with the penalty307
John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries309
Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico313
Down by Context315
Garbage Time321
Abu Dhabi Dabblers323
All Your Points Are Belong To You324
The Lucky Losers325
Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer326
Futt Bumble328
Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity330
Brooms 2332
Oakland Jaguars333
Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP335
Glennon or Glenda338
Unnamed Team: 79339
The Ricky Williams Vision Quest341
Just a Lovie Machine342
Snitches Get Switches347
Alfred Morris Dancers347
Benched or Injured by Week 11351
Hanhwa Eagles354
Roberts Knee354
The Arians Brotherhood355
Participation Trophy Wives357
Regression to the Mean Machine358
Top 80%358
Les Moore Must Die359
Viking Raiders360
Governmentesque Efficiency361
No Better Than Solid363
Scoops Callahan368
Flightless Falcons368
Whisenhunt: QB Assassin370
Team Murder371
London Jaguars371
the tane meme372
Maidstone Vicars373
Growing the Football374
locked in a room with bill simmons375
UCLA Chargers375
Botswana Zoes375
Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story376
Orton Hears Alfred Blue377
Not Sammy Watkins378
Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory378
Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie378
Turkey Bacon379
Quincy Carter Fan Club380
Awww Cheese Whiz!382
Commissioners Unkempt List385
Mrs Bradys Flophouse386
Ineptitude Anonymous388
Last and Most Certainly Least390
Dennardians of the Darqueze392
Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!393
Oorang Indians396
Winston Justice Security Systems399
DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge402
Charleston Chew405
Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel405
Jerrys Joyous Myopia407
One Knee Equals Two Feet407
Tickle Monsters411
Guardians of the Galaxy412
Orton Hears A Boo416
Chandana you suck418
More Carrs420
Troy City421
Carr Wreck423
Grown Ass Damn Losers424
The Shower Curtain429
Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous430
The Great White North445
Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office454
Emerald City Kings456
John Youboty does need explaining, actually458
le sigh461
Lonesome Kickers461
Upside Potential472
AD the Switch Hitter477
Stop: Mallett Time481
McCown Town491
Chortles at Bortles493
Knights of Columbus495
Carrie Williams Workout Squad496
Commitment to Ambivalence525
Human Fund545