Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Season Standings

insert name here85
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia96
Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust98
Headless Chicken102
Jumping to Concussions102
Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor103
Just The Tip103
A Cassel in the Sand104
The Molly-gans104
Without A Kluwe104
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia105
Carr accident waiting to happen105
Johnnie Rookie Glitch106
Ricks Picks106
Pabst Mirrors107
Total Carrnage108
Total Carrnage108
Second-and-Trenty108
Vanderlay 108
tebow available?109
Devonta Free Manziel Poster110
Purple Jesus Eaters110
bathroommartian110
Vinegar Squirts110
bettntibetn111
Kijana Carters Akilis 112
Metatarsal Contusion114
The Hurt Locker115
The Hurt Locker115
Ready to CRumble116
Emerald City Kings117
We Suck117
Roberts Knees117
Incompetent Love Muffins118
Jets Win118
Reggies Bush118
Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead119
The Numerators119
Metro Pandas119
Lame120
Asher121
YNOTUS?121
Genuine Extruded Football Product121
Moose Calvary121
Jim Caldwell Allstars122
Middleburg Mediocrity122
Tyrees Helmet123
Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous124
Welkers Roofies124
Botswana Zoes125
Troubled over Bridgewaters125
Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!125
The Fecality of It All125
Unstereotyped American Native Peoples125
Stockholm Syndromes125
Shoots From Distance126
Nut Lows126
The Wolf of Mile High Stadium126
Rawrbangboom126
book126
No Better Than Solid126
Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency126
Halfrica United127
Liverpool Ligers127
Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu127
Gerharter Foster Stronger127
Jon Bills Jovi127
GoodBadUgly127
Molly Welkah128
Naptown Squirrels129
Throwin Balls Deep129
Welkers Derby129
Flying Eagles129
The Backups129
Anti-Russbot129
9 Game Suspensions129
Debacled129
Unnamed Team: 296130
Valley Fever130
Of Mice and Mickeys130
Winston Justice Security Systems130
Imaginary Hammers131
Vereeneal Disease131
The Real Joey Bobcat131
Biogenesis Brigade132
Dallas Cowboys Defense132
Wiiiiilsooooon132
Goon Squad132
Shermans March133
Red Pandas133
STFU Donny133
AFootballMind133
Team Suck Balls133
Iron Clady133
The Hobos133
Regression to the Mean Machine133
Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley134
Glengarry Ray Rice134
The Bro or the Manziel?134
BBQ Warriors134
The Least Coast135
They might be Giants135
The Inevitables135
Trading up in the draft135
Blue Moon Hippos135
Uff da!135
Bring home the Mold135
Big D-fenseless136
Worse Than Ever136
Tanking Poorly137
This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius137
Unnamed Team: 244137
The Hard Way138
Madden Done Broke138
Wallbangers by Flavio138
Top 80%138
Deceptively Fast Mollies139
Klinglers Bungles139
Elvis Grbac139
The Dexter McClusterfucks140
Too good to lose, too bad to win140
Worse Than The Cowboys D141
Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.142
Beats by Ray142
Daddy Juice & The Girls142
The Tane Meme142
DYARmaggedon142
Anti-Lacy143
Kennesaw Kashletics143
Balkes Bail Bonds143
Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle143
Hit the Horns143
Dennardians of the Darqueze144
Boom Squad144
They might be Giants145
Eastern Promises Broken145
Sad Sacks145
Sportsing pretty hard145
IsISbad 145
Ennui of Hoomanawanui145
Lake Toews145
Quincy Carter Fan Club146
Lion Tamers146
dgchestnut146
Do the Sankey Leg 146
Baker Boys147
Warbortles147
QB Raiders147
Derby Suspension147
Rod Rust Rules147
The Guns of Navorro148
Pickle Juicers148
THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT148
The Many of First148
Free Crabs For Everyone!148
cleencoug149
The tallest Charger CB149
Fallen Heroes149
The Detroit Lions Secondary149
Molly Juleps150
Got Mystery Beer?150
Stop it Ertz150
Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker151
Shower Heads151
Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos152
The Hardliners152
JayCutlerSugarRush152
Banana Hands152
Weasel Whackers152
Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line154
Dirtybirds154
Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril154
Benny Cunninghams Happy Days154
Fn Andy154
Indigenous Aliens155
Misfits155
steinmas155
Wes Tweeker155
Footlong Foles155
A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs155
Je Suis Un Rock Star156
General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!156
Flacco Seagulls156
These Guys Suck156
Brooms156
Russia Without Borders157
Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction157
Gronk Smash157
the ambulators158
MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower158
Gooderall158
Chips Smoothies158
EJ Manuel Labor159
LastPicks159
Rod Rust Rules159
The Shower Curtain159
DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs160
Bills and Former Bills160
Doo Doo Browns160
Joeys Bobcats160
Junk Yard Dawgs160
Not Just Raiders160
Gordon=Ricky 2.0161
Dear God, This is Awful162
LeopardSeals162
Fighting Gila Monsters164
Retard Strength165
War Penguin165
Jersey Lions165
Alfalfa Falafel Waffle166
AFC Least166
sad boys166
Oorang Indians166
sad boys166
Make Like a Tree and Leaf166
B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!166
Ramblin Wreck167
TAINT167
Dad Gum Good168
Rod Rust Rules168
Cry me a tover Argentuna169
Rushing McFumblers171
Swole171
Hamstrings of Clay171
Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong172
Big Bad Wolf173
KAFKA174
Johnny Cash Phone174
The Sanchize175
Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System175
Firds Losers175
Pony Pwny Pwn178
Penalty Killers178
Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)179
tinfw17179
the gf chooses at random181
LaGarrettes Blunts182
Steve Smith - Spork Snapper183
Goon Squad187
Troy City187
Cheyenne Sith189
Hoyer Than Thou190
Chunky Brothers192
Adrenaline217
Danny Watkins Glen219