Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Season Standings

Houston Horribles165
Carr-jacked In Oakland193
Terrible Towel193
Molly Juleps195
Ngata Prayer195
Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico204
Desert Scrubs204
Incompetent Love Muffins205
Debacled205
Futt Bumble213
Flirting with the penalty213
Brooms 2214
Geno Manuel215
Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer221
Tannihilism!222
Down by Context222
Garbage Time222
Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP224
Whatever224
Abu Dhabi Dabblers229
John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries231
Oakland Jaguars237
Scoops Callahan237
Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity238
Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie239
Grudendammerung240
No Better Than Solid241
All Your Points Are Belong To You244
Igloos245
Hanhwa Eagles245
DYARmaggedon246
Viking Raiders247
NFC West Has Too Many Cooks247
Deathbystat248
dungalosers248
Benched or Injured by Week 11249
Regression to the Mean Machine251
Glennon or Glenda251
Team Murder255
Unnamed Team: 79257
Roberts Knee258
Alfred Morris Dancers259
Participation Trophy Wives259
The Lucky Losers259
Top 80%262
Governmentesque Efficiency263
Snitches Get Switches263
The Ricky Williams Vision Quest265
The Arians Brotherhood266
Quincy Carter Fan Club268
the tane meme269
Not Sammy Watkins269
Whisenhunt: QB Assassin269
Just a Lovie Machine270
Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story271
Flightless Falcons273
Botswana Zoes276
Maidstone Vicars278
Cojo279
locked in a room with bill simmons280
LastPicks280
Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory282
Ineptitude Anonymous284
Awww Cheese Whiz!284
London Jaguars286
Growing the Football286
tottenhamburglars286
Charleston Chew286
STN288
DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge290
Oorang Indians291
D(V)OA292
UCLA Chargers292
RodRustRoughriders293
Dennardians of the Darqueze294
Orton Hears Alfred Blue295
Les Moore Must Die295
Orton Hears A Boo296
Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!296
Commissioners Unkempt List299
One Knee Equals Two Feet301
Mrs Bradys Flophouse301
Winston Justice Security Systems303
Guardians of the Galaxy303
Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel304
Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous305
Turkey Bacon305
Chandana you suck309
The Shower Curtain310
Jerrys Joyous Myopia311
John Youboty does need explaining, actually314
Carr Wreck315
Last and Most Certainly Least315
TeamYolo320
Emerald City Kings321
le sigh324
Tickle Monsters326
Troy City326
Grown Ass Damn Losers327
More Carrs333
The Great White North334
Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office349
Stop: Mallett Time351
AD the Switch Hitter351
Lonesome Kickers358
McCown Town362
Chortles at Bortles367
Knights of Columbus375
Upside Potential378
Carrie Williams Workout Squad381
Commitment to Ambivalence395
Human Fund407