Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Season Standings

Unnamed Team: 00
Dennardians of the Darqueze357
Cheaper By The Cousins368
San Francisco Retirement System394
The Other Adrian Peterson 406
Referee Sarah Thomas Announces Gronkowski Is An Eligible Bachelor410
Blake Bortles, Esq.411
Unnamed Team: 176412
The Mohawks416
Winston Justice Security Systems421
Benched by Week Three422
Geno 911427
Bortled Water429
Dwarf Tones429
Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs431
Suspended Hardy Boys431
PVC Liederhosen432
Ravenna Bulldogs436
Intentional Rounding441
throws like a gurley441
Red Bull and Peppermint Tea441
Brady`s Under Pressure444
Deflated Egos444
Jason Petyr-Paul Baelish449
Zimmer Down450
Glen Coffees 401k450
If peeing your pants is barely noteworthy, consider me Knile Davis453
Platform 9 and 3 Cordarelle453
Please do not hug the refs459
Flowers for Agholor459
Oorang Indians459
Da Bums461
The Real McCowns461
Wrath of Goodell463
Helmet of Testaverde463
The Tambos463
Switch Hitter463
Green Hill with Stripes464
Abacus Absurds465
Whither Chad Hutchinson465
Loveable Losers465
Winston more like loseton467
Ball Kinda Hard467
Genuine Extruded Football Product467
Tomsula, York & Son Turf Supply470
Headless Chickens471
Sucking More Than These Players471
Oakland Vaders472
Barcelona Dragons473
Tom Landrys Hat473
Cook, Wheres my Hossenpfeffer474
Ryan Succop Obscurity Systems475
Win on appeal476
Football in the Groin476
More Probable Than Not477
Suhlamog, the Ceaseless Unger477
Oaksonville Brownskins477
Avalanche of Inadequacies478
Jimmy Graham Blocked Me on Twitter479
Below Par is Good!480
Team of Punters480
Non-practising Squad481
watermelon footballs482
Bed Bath & Ebron482
Cowardly Lions483
Stop Chopping Wood483
Forgetting Brandon Marshall484
Runnin for the 6 with da CROW485
Kevmo Scrubs486
Bye Week486
Brannigans Law487
Die Fledergate487
B. Quick, I. Pead487
Knights of Lodis488
An Impartial Investigation into Losing488
Not Just Browns488
The Shiznits488
Undeflated Champions490
doomsday 4 dummies490
Roger Goodell491
The System492
Bend the rules like Green-Beckham494
paper tigers495
Goodell Bot496
Big Kahuna Burgers497
Barney Gumble497
Hells Bells497
Los Perdedores498
Turn Down498
Shanky Jenky503
Unnamed Team: 104504
The Winners504
Spider 2 Y Banana505
Famous Jameis Crab Legs505
Kromer Beach Club505
Crap Brigade506
RubberDuckies 506
Pigs n da Skin506
D Sharpers CVS Rewards Card506
Tyrodasaurus Rex508
Rijsbergen Rhinos509
The Defeatists 511
well never be eddie royals511
Wreck of the Jets and Fitzpatrick511
the failers511
Beast Median512
The Manicorn513
Carter County Corrections515
Vince wears Overalls516
Brady's Ball Boy517
Heffatrumps and Woozles518
The Green Machine518
Long Term Parkey518
Colin That One Back519
Shady Ladies Only519
NY Bozos521
No Luck involved521
Gamblor 522
Stat Frauds522
Irritable Bowles Syndrome526
The Man With the Golden Tate527
Cleveland (the whole city)529
505 - Permission Denied529
The Van Buren Boys531
Mandated Content532
The Sage of Ladarius533
Velcro Cleats534
Jaguars Episode 21: The Bortles Awakens537
More Like Roger Badell, Am I Right?537
Gisele Dresses Me Too537
50ers: The San Francisco Retirement Home537
Hunger Games Mockingjay Gruden540
Botswana Zoes540
The New Star Wars Movie Better Not Have Jar Jar Binks In It!!!542
Lightning McQuick & The Pink Lockers542
Lightning McQuick & The Pink Lockers542
elian mannings543
Easy Out543
Hans Wormhat547
The Fantastic Four Fingers547
The Goodell Suspensions549
Bo Backson550
Johnny Football Reclamation Project550
Hislermania 550
One Knee Equals Two Feet554
Law of the Shop557
I Am Pessimistic About the Bengals557
we are not the champions my friend560
NY Foot and Mouth Disease560
Stone Cold Steinmas561
Blackmons Blues562
Reeling Bears562
Post game pep talk562
Teach Me How to Tebow563
Cairo Santos L Halper563
The Bill Bates Motel564
Slightly less than Ideal Gas565
Snog, Mariota, Avoid566
Soapy Hands Club568
Tears and Spittle570
Adirondack Airedales570
Median Joe Greene571
Failly Niners 574
Ready to CRumble575
Katie Bar The End Zone!575
Straight Outta Oakland578
Happily Underappreciated579
Dont go chasin Darren Fells, please stick to the Rivers & the Laken youre used to580
Rex n Effect582
Imaginary Hammers586
The Team of the Depends Undergarment586
Chandana you suck588
Gronks Revenge589
Roberts Knees594
Sunday Afternoon Meh595
Kim Sung Keun598
Some of the Best Athletes in the World599
Experimental Dead Kicker603
New York Glassjaws606
Cats Meow606
Raise Your Bortles607
NBC: Fear the Talking Heads607
Harvin a Migraine613
Get TRich or die trying621
Human Fund625
1 Turbin, 1 Cotch, 1 Beer637
Hayne Plane Repels Distain647
Conditional 7th663