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» Scramble for the Ball: The Best Losers

Tom and Mike perform the ritual "complimenting of the Loser League team names," pile on Marty Mornhinweg, and actually find a scenario where starting Geno Smith is a good idea.

Loser League - Season Standings

Emerald City Kings164
Botswana Zoes167
Roberts Knees169
Jumping to Concussions172
Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor172
Without A Kluwe173
Liverpool Ligers173
Rawrbangboom174
Wiiiiilsooooon175
Tyrees Helmet176
Total Carrnage177
Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead177
Total Carrnage177
BBQ Warriors177
Kijana Carters Akilis 177
Reggies Bush179
Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust179
Jets Win180
Just The Tip180
bettntibetn180
Pabst Mirrors181
insert name here181
Wallbangers by Flavio182
Molly Welkah183
Klinglers Bungles185
Ricks Picks186
Shermans March187
book187
Of Mice and Mickeys187
Vinegar Squirts187
Naptown Squirrels188
Valley Fever188
Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!188
Jon Bills Jovi188
Jim Caldwell Allstars188
Carr accident waiting to happen188
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia189
Its Always Shady In Philadelphia189
bathroommartian190
Second-and-Trenty191
Vanderlay 193
Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu193
Headless Chicken194
Iron Clady194
Troubled over Bridgewaters195
The Molly-gans195
Molly Juleps195
Halfrica United196
Kennesaw Kashletics196
Moose Calvary196
Worse Than Ever197
Winston Justice Security Systems197
Unnamed Team: 296197
A Cassel in the Sand197
Shoots From Distance197
The Fecality of It All198
Deceptively Fast Mollies198
Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.198
Dennardians of the Darqueze198
Genuine Extruded Football Product199
Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency199
Metatarsal Contusion199
Middleburg Mediocrity199
GoodBadUgly199
The Real Joey Bobcat200
JayCutlerSugarRush200
the gf chooses at random200
The Wolf of Mile High Stadium201
The Numerators201
9 Game Suspensions201
The Many of First201
tebow available?201
Anti-Russbot202
The Bro or the Manziel?202
Unnamed Team: 244203
DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs203
YNOTUS?205
Devonta Free Manziel Poster205
Ready to CRumble206
Warbortles206
Biogenesis Brigade206
Welkers Roofies207
Ennui of Hoomanawanui207
Red Pandas207
Welkers Derby207
Gooderall208
Purple Jesus Eaters208
Metro Pandas209
Unstereotyped American Native Peoples209
Worse Than The Cowboys D209
Rod Rust Rules209
Boom Squad209
Gordon=Ricky 2.0209
AFootballMind210
dgchestnut210
We Suck210
Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril210
Johnnie Rookie Glitch210
Incompetent Love Muffins211
Tanking Poorly211
Baker Boys211
Pickle Juicers211
Vereeneal Disease212
The Inevitables212
Big D-fenseless212
The Hardliners212
The Backups212
No Better Than Solid212
Madden Done Broke213
Dad Gum Good213
Dallas Cowboys Defense213
The Hobos213
The Least Coast213
Dirtybirds214
Beats by Ray214
Goon Squad214
The tallest Charger CB214
Fn Andy215
IsISbad 215
These Guys Suck215
Quincy Carter Fan Club215
Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous215
Uff da!216
The Hurt Locker216
The Hurt Locker216
Stop it Ertz216
The Hard Way216
Retard Strength217
This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius218
They might be Giants218
Benny Cunninghams Happy Days218
They might be Giants218
Asher218
Russia Without Borders219
Regression to the Mean Machine219
Alfalfa Falafel Waffle220
Blue Moon Hippos220
Jersey Lions220
Joeys Bobcats220
The Detroit Lions Secondary220
Steve Smith - Spork Snapper220
Sad Sacks220
Hit the Horns221
STFU Donny221
Bring home the Mold221
Nut Lows221
Glengarry Ray Rice221
Anti-Lacy222
Banana Hands222
Indigenous Aliens222
Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley223
AFC Least223
Flying Eagles223
Gerharter Foster Stronger223
Debacled223
Lake Toews224
cleencoug224
Rushing McFumblers224
Make Like a Tree and Leaf224
Team Suck Balls224
Hamstrings of Clay225
Elvis Grbac225
Sportsing pretty hard225
Fallen Heroes226
Lion Tamers226
Eastern Promises Broken226
Imaginary Hammers227
sad boys229
sad boys229
Top 80%230
Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker230
Footlong Foles230
Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle230
Weasel Whackers230
Do the Sankey Leg 230
Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction231
DYARmaggedon231
Pony Pwny Pwn231
The Dexter McClusterfucks232
Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong232
Chips Smoothies232
Penalty Killers233
Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos233
The Guns of Navorro233
Trading up in the draft233
TAINT234
Throwin Balls Deep234
LaGarrettes Blunts235
Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line235
Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System235
QB Raiders235
Balkes Bail Bonds236
Big Bad Wolf237
A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs238
The Tane Meme239
Brooms239
THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT239
Stockholm Syndromes239
Lame240
Not Just Raiders240
General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!241
Hoyer Than Thou241
Doo Doo Browns241
Free Crabs For Everyone!241
Wes Tweeker241
Je Suis Un Rock Star242
the ambulators242
Rod Rust Rules242
KAFKA243
Johnny Cash Phone243
Flacco Seagulls243
Gronk Smash243
War Penguin244
Misfits244
Fighting Gila Monsters244
Shower Heads244
steinmas245
Got Mystery Beer?245
Ramblin Wreck246
MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower246
Too good to lose, too bad to win247
B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!248
Troy City249
LeopardSeals250
Cry me a tover Argentuna252
Daddy Juice & The Girls253
Oorang Indians254
LastPicks254
Junk Yard Dawgs255
EJ Manuel Labor259
Bills and Former Bills260
The Shower Curtain261
tinfw17262
Rod Rust Rules262
The Sanchize264
Derby Suspension266
Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)267
Swole269
Goon Squad272
Cheyenne Sith273
Firds Losers274
Dear God, This is Awful274
Danny Watkins Glen276
Chunky Brothers283
Adrenaline287