Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Ngata Prayer19
2Regression to the Mean Machine20
3Carr-jacked In Oakland25
4Chandana you suck27
5tottenhamburglars28
6Guardians of the Galaxy28
7NFC West Has Too Many Cooks28
8Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story28
9Houston Horribles29
10One Knee Equals Two Feet30
11Grudendammerung30
12All Your Points Are Belong To You30
13Molly Juleps32
14Futt Bumble32
15Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie32
16Debacled33
17Igloos33
18Desert Scrubs34
19Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP35
20Tannihilism!35
21Whatever35
22No Better Than Solid36
23DYARmaggedon37
24Benched or Injured by Week 1138
25Hanhwa Eagles39
26Down by Context39
27locked in a room with bill simmons39
28le sigh39
29RodRustRoughriders39
30Geno Manuel40
31DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge40
32Top 80%40
33Flirting with the penalty40
34Oorang Indians41
35Emerald City Kings41
36Mrs Bradys Flophouse41
37Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico41
38Cojo41
39Unnamed Team: 7942
40Brooms 242
41UCLA Chargers42
42The Arians Brotherhood42
43Participation Trophy Wives43
44Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!43
45LastPicks43
46Troy City44
47Flightless Falcons44
48Maidstone Vicars44
49Governmentesque Efficiency44
50The Ricky Williams Vision Quest44
51Charleston Chew45
52TeamYolo45
53Orton Hears Alfred Blue46
54Terrible Towel46
55Turkey Bacon46
56The Lucky Losers47
57Growing the Football47
58Orton Hears A Boo47
59Garbage Time47
60Tickle Monsters47
61More Carrs48
62D(V)OA48
63Whisenhunt: QB Assassin49
64STN49
65Last and Most Certainly Least49
66Les Moore Must Die49
67Viking Raiders49
68Carrie Williams Workout Squad50
69Upside Potential50
70Grown Ass Damn Losers50
71Scoops Callahan51
72Botswana Zoes51
73Roberts Knee51
74The Great White North52
75Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office52
76Carr Wreck53
77Team Murder53
78Alfred Morris Dancers53
79Dennardians of the Darqueze54
80Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer55
81London Jaguars55
82Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory55
83Oakland Jaguars55
84dungalosers56
85Awww Cheese Whiz!56
86Just a Lovie Machine56
87Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel56
88Incompetent Love Muffins56
89Commitment to Ambivalence57
90Winston Justice Security Systems57
91Ineptitude Anonymous58
92Lonesome Kickers58
93Not Sammy Watkins58
94The Shower Curtain58
95John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries58
96Abu Dhabi Dabblers59
97John Youboty does need explaining, actually60
98McCown Town60
99AD the Switch Hitter61
100Snitches Get Switches62
101Chortles at Bortles62
102Stop: Mallett Time63
103Jerrys Joyous Myopia63
104the tane meme63
105Glennon or Glenda63
106Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous64
107Deathbystat65
108Human Fund68
109Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity68
110Quincy Carter Fan Club68
111Knights of Columbus69
112Commissioners Unkempt List76