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» Futures: Kansas State WR Tyler Lockett

The Wildcats receiver isn't the best athlete you'll ever see, but Matt Waldman says he could be an effective pro with small improvements in his technique.

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9Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley28
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14Retard Strength31
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20Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency32
21Jumping to Concussions32
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25Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous33
26Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong33
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29Derby Suspension34
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42General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!37
43The Backups37
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245Fighting Gila Monsters89