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» Four Downs: NFC North

The Vikings need offensive line help, while the Bears, Lions, and Packers have significant defensive concerns.

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1The Ricky Williams Vision Quest31
2Turkey Bacon32
3Tannihilism!32
4NFC West Has Too Many Cooks33
5Dennardians of the Darqueze33
6Last and Most Certainly Least35
7Desert Scrubs35
8Orton Hears Alfred Blue37
9Roberts Knee37
10STN37
11Unnamed Team: 7937
12Les Moore Must Die38
13Ngata Prayer38
14Incompetent Love Muffins39
15Whatever39
16Flightless Falcons39
17Viking Raiders39
18All Your Points Are Belong To You39
19Grudendammerung40
20Mrs Bradys Flophouse40
21Carr-jacked In Oakland41
22Flirting with the penalty41
23Just a Lovie Machine41
24Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!42
25UCLA Chargers42
26John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries43
27More Carrs43
28Commissioners Unkempt List43
29Team Murder43
30Tickle Monsters43
31The Lucky Losers44
32DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge44
33Igloos45
34TeamYolo45
35Carr Wreck45
36Oakland Jaguars45
37Chandana you suck46
38Growing the Football46
39Futt Bumble46
40DYARmaggedon46
41Oorang Indians46
42Terrible Towel47
43Glennon or Glenda47
44Orton Hears A Boo47
45Houston Horribles47
46Lonesome Kickers48
47Debacled48
48Geno Manuel48
49RodRustRoughriders49
50Down by Context49
51Abu Dhabi Dabblers49
52Alfred Morris Dancers50
53tottenhamburglars50
54Governmentesque Efficiency50
55locked in a room with bill simmons50
56D(V)OA50
57Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story51
58London Jaguars51
59Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory51
60Grown Ass Damn Losers52
61Winston Justice Security Systems52
62Regression to the Mean Machine52
63Whisenhunt: QB Assassin52
64Guardians of the Galaxy52
65Botswana Zoes53
66Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP53
67Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico53
68Upside Potential53
69Quincy Carter Fan Club53
70Molly Juleps53
71Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel53
72Jerrys Joyous Myopia53
73the tane meme53
74Benched or Injured by Week 1154
75Participation Trophy Wives54
76One Knee Equals Two Feet54
77The Great White North54
78Cojo54
79Maidstone Vicars55
80Garbage Time55
81Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity55
82Snitches Get Switches55
83Ineptitude Anonymous55
84Brooms 256
85Awww Cheese Whiz!56
86The Shower Curtain57
87The Arians Brotherhood57
88Stop: Mallett Time57
89Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office57
90Emerald City Kings57
91Top 80%60
92AD the Switch Hitter61
93Charleston Chew61
94LastPicks62
95Commitment to Ambivalence63
96Hanhwa Eagles63
97Carrie Williams Workout Squad64
98Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie64
99dungalosers64
100Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer65
101Deathbystat65
102le sigh66
103Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous66
104Knights of Columbus67
105Not Sammy Watkins67
106Troy City68
107No Better Than Solid69
108McCown Town71
109John Youboty does need explaining, actually72
110Scoops Callahan72
111Chortles at Bortles74
112Human Fund82