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» Film Room: Justin Houston and Emmanuel Sanders

Cian Fahey breaks down one of the league's best defensive players, and the receiver who has made Denver even more dangerous.

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1The Guns of Navorro27
2Pickle Juicers36
3Middleburg Mediocrity36
4Misfits37
5Metatarsal Contusion40
6Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous40
7Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line41
8Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril41
9Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction42
10Jim Caldwell Allstars42
11Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong42
12Gooderall43
13Rushing McFumblers43
14B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!43
15Flacco Seagulls43
16Unstereotyped American Native Peoples43
17bettntibetn44
18Lame44
19Of Mice and Mickeys44
20The Backups44
21Roberts Knees45
22KAFKA45
23Baker Boys46
24Weasel Whackers46
25Fighting Gila Monsters46
26Naptown Squirrels46
27Dennardians of the Darqueze46
28Vanderlay 46
29Retard Strength46
30Rawrbangboom46
31Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.46
32dgchestnut47
33The tallest Charger CB47
34Not Just Raiders47
35Emerald City Kings47
36Second-and-Trenty47
37The Tane Meme47
38Junk Yard Dawgs48
39insert name here48
40Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor48
41Its Always Shady In Philadelphia48
42Its Always Shady In Philadelphia48
43Pony Pwny Pwn48
44BBQ Warriors49
45MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower49
46Alfalfa Falafel Waffle49
47Brooms49
48A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs49
49Metro Pandas49
50Steve Smith - Spork Snapper49
51Glengarry Ray Rice50
52The Hard Way50
53Pabst Mirrors50
54Gronk Smash50
55Troy City50
56LastPicks51
57These Guys Suck51
58GoodBadUgly51
59Madden Done Broke51
60Molly Juleps51
61Wallbangers by Flavio51
62Boom Squad51
63Russia Without Borders51
64Uff da!51
65Warbortles51
66AFC Least51
67Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System51
68Jets Win51
69Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu52
70Tyrees Helmet52
71Ennui of Hoomanawanui52
72Wes Tweeker52
73Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)52
74EJ Manuel Labor52
75Worse Than Ever53
76Anti-Lacy53
77Goon Squad53
78The Hurt Locker53
79Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker53
80Do the Sankey Leg 53
81The Hurt Locker53
82Joeys Bobcats53
83Shower Heads53
84Banana Hands53
85Rod Rust Rules53
86War Penguin54
87Sad Sacks54
88Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley54
89Moose Calvary54
90Hit the Horns54
91Johnnie Rookie Glitch54
92Adrenaline54
93Hamstrings of Clay55
94Troubled over Bridgewaters55
95Red Pandas55
96Oorang Indians55
97Shermans March55
98Derby Suspension56
99Welkers Roofies56
100Headless Chicken56
101Total Carrnage56
102Total Carrnage56
103The Wolf of Mile High Stadium56
104Rod Rust Rules56
105Too good to lose, too bad to win56
106Reggies Bush56
107Dirtybirds56
108This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius57
109Botswana Zoes57
110Big Bad Wolf57
111Molly Welkah57
1129 Game Suspensions57
113Vereeneal Disease57
114LaGarrettes Blunts57
115Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust57
116IsISbad 57
117Swole57
118Kijana Carters Akilis 57
119YNOTUS?57
120Imaginary Hammers58
121Beats by Ray58
122JayCutlerSugarRush58
123Gordon=Ricky 2.058
124Genuine Extruded Football Product58
125Stockholm Syndromes58
126Asher58
127DYARmaggedon58
128Nut Lows58
129Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency59
130Debacled59
131TAINT59
132Team Suck Balls59
133Doo Doo Browns59
134Balkes Bail Bonds59
135General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!59
136steinmas59
137THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT59
138Iron Clady60
139Tanking Poorly60
140Big D-fenseless60
141Regression to the Mean Machine60
142Dallas Cowboys Defense60
143Rod Rust Rules60
144Anti-Russbot60
145Eastern Promises Broken60
146Purple Jesus Eaters61
147book61
148Fn Andy61
149The Molly-gans61
150Footlong Foles61
151The Shower Curtain61
152The Least Coast61
153AFootballMind61
154Chips Smoothies61
155Daddy Juice & The Girls61
156Blue Moon Hippos62
157The Fecality of It All62
158tebow available?62
159Got Mystery Beer?62
160Lion Tamers62
161Unnamed Team: 24462
162The Bro or the Manziel?62
163Kennesaw Kashletics62
164Ramblin Wreck62
165Jon Bills Jovi63
166The Many of First63
167bathroommartian63
168Chunky Brothers63
169Firds Losers63
170Just The Tip63
171The Detroit Lions Secondary63
172Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead63
173Fallen Heroes63
174The Hardliners64
175Gerharter Foster Stronger64
176Shoots From Distance64
177Ricks Picks64
178Halfrica United64
179Sportsing pretty hard65
180Cry me a tover Argentuna65
181The Inevitables65
182Bring home the Mold65
183Devonta Free Manziel Poster66
184Vinegar Squirts66
185DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs67
186Jumping to Concussions67
187No Better Than Solid67
188Incompetent Love Muffins67
189Top 80%67
190Make Like a Tree and Leaf67
191The Numerators68
192Jersey Lions68
193sad boys68
194Dad Gum Good68
195Winston Justice Security Systems68
196Johnny Cash Phone68
197sad boys68
198Carr accident waiting to happen68
199Dear God, This is Awful68
200Unnamed Team: 29668
201STFU Donny69
202Bills and Former Bills69
203the ambulators69
204We Suck69
205Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos69
206Indigenous Aliens70
207Liverpool Ligers70
208QB Raiders70
209Valley Fever70
210Flying Eagles70
211Penalty Killers70
212Je Suis Un Rock Star70
213Cheyenne Sith71
214Stop it Ertz71
215Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle71
216Throwin Balls Deep71
217Without A Kluwe71
218The Dexter McClusterfucks72
219Klinglers Bungles73
220cleencoug73
221Benny Cunninghams Happy Days73
222The Sanchize73
223Worse Than The Cowboys D73
224They might be Giants73
225The Hobos74
226Free Crabs For Everyone!74
227Wiiiiilsooooon75
228Welkers Derby75
229Deceptively Fast Mollies76
230Danny Watkins Glen76
231Goon Squad76
232Quincy Carter Fan Club77
233Lake Toews77
234Trading up in the draft77
235A Cassel in the Sand77
236They might be Giants77
237The Real Joey Bobcat78
238Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!79
239the gf chooses at random79
240Biogenesis Brigade81
241Ready to CRumble82
242Elvis Grbac82
243tinfw1782
244Hoyer Than Thou83
245LeopardSeals91