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» The Week In Quotes: December 9, 2016

This week: a bad coach gets paid, then insulted; a bad quarterback gets optimistic; another bad quarterbcak gets a cunning plan; a bad play gets Matt Ryan irked; a bad play gets burned; and Jets and Raiders fans get drunk.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Breaking the Glass Ceiling for Oompa Loompas36
2Joey Freshwater All Stars37
3Goffing Fitz37
4Camcussion II: Revenge of the Axon37
5Below Par is Good!41
6LastPicks42
7The Jaguars42
8Bobby Jindal Tickle Stick42
97-9 Suddenly Seems Optimistic42
10"Late Hits" is my 90s Cover Band44
11Debacled44
12Ball Kinda Hard45
13Rolling Bears45
14West Texas Ocelots45
15Bad enough to beat the Steelers46
16Wentz All Said And Done46
17The Bears Still Suck46
18SD Bruins46
19Into The Void46
20Jets46
21Triple Negative47
22Katie Bar The End Zone!47
23DapperDanMan48
24will I ever figger it out50
25Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs50
26Vacuum Fleener51
27Sharknado 16: Make Goodell Great Again51
28SadSackSeeker51
29Magnificently Inept53
30Donkey Squad53
31Brady/Belichick 201653
32Spinal Tapas53
33Cant Get Goff The Bench53
34Springtime for Cutler and Jeffery53
35Flaming Potatoes53
36Duck handlers53
37Team Tinderz53
38Cameron Meredith Baxter-Birney54
39Seattle Missed54
40Toms Titans55
41Keep It .0155
42steinmas55
43Women and Siemian Dont Mix55
44Bart's Loser League Team56
45Pick Six, Six Picks56
46I Came I Saw I Wentz56
47Son of Below Replacement Value56
48Jon kitna express56
49The Helmet Drop57
50Leroooooooooy Jeeeenkiiiins57
51GoRex (andtakeRobwithyou)57
52Polian Error58
53TheBigGronkowski58
54Kessler Syndrome58
55When life gives you Clemmings, make out a will59
56doomsday def59
57Dakka Dakka Dakka59
58Endorsed by Bill Belichick60
59Concussion Protocols60
60EmmittsBoyz60
61BrownChowdhury60
62Orange Sensation60
63Turn Your Head and Goff60
64Stay out of Trouble61
65Figgus Pudding61
66Participation Trophy Wives61
67Indigo61
68I Watch The Dolphins, I Live For Bad Football62
69Muhammad Wilkersons Birthday Party62
70AJs teams 62
71Tigtog62
72Cucarachas Enojadas63
73Full of Mularkey63
74The Cretins63
75nashville63
76Sad days indeed64
77Chiefs65
78Goff my lawn65
79Swedish null team II65
80BerryMembers66
81Break Contain - and other grammatical errors66
82One Knee Equals Two Feet66
83Cheetos Cabinet67
84Alfred Blue Screen of Death69
85They are who we thought they were69
86Free Safety Dance70
87Botswana Zoes70
88Greenstein71
89Gone Gurley71
90Chandana You Suck72
91No Better Than Solid73
92Barry Word Play73
93grey cup champions73
94Genuine Extruded Football Product73
95American Democracy75
96Average at Best76
97The Process Trusters76
98Kotorékemberek Annihilation76
99MNRefs80
100Gronk me!80
101stanleygoober81
102Headless Chickens82
103Legend of Lonestar82
104Toiloloing on Levine84
105Bad Hombres86
106Make the NFL Great Again89