Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Tyrees Helmet10
2Total Carrnage17
3Botswana Zoes17
4Total Carrnage17
5Unnamed Team: 24418
6Gerharter Foster Stronger18
7Headless Chicken18
8Rawrbangboom19
9The Molly-gans19
10The Numerators20
11Troubled over Bridgewaters21
12Second-and-Trenty21
13Vinegar Squirts21
14Kennesaw Kashletics22
15Too good to lose, too bad to win23
16BBQ Warriors23
17Quincy Carter Fan Club23
18Unstereotyped American Native Peoples24
19Just The Tip24
20Moose Calvary24
21The Hard Way25
22Shoots From Distance25
23Jim Caldwell Allstars25
24Without A Kluwe25
25Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!25
26Wiiiiilsooooon25
27Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu26
28Emerald City Kings26
29Goon Squad26
309 Game Suspensions27
31Regression to the Mean Machine28
32Shermans March28
33Valley Fever28
34Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust28
35Pabst Mirrors29
36insert name here29
37Biogenesis Brigade29
38Incompetent Love Muffins30
39Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor30
40Middleburg Mediocrity30
41Metro Pandas30
42Jumping to Concussions30
43bettntibetn31
44Kijana Carters Akilis 31
45Big D-fenseless31
46No Better Than Solid31
47Indigenous Aliens31
48Worse Than The Cowboys D31
49Jon Bills Jovi32
50Anti-Russbot32
51tebow available?32
52This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius32
53Welkers Roofies32
54Welkers Derby32
55The Fecality of It All33
56Its Always Shady In Philadelphia33
57The Hobos33
58Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous33
59Reggies Bush33
60Vanderlay 34
61Wallbangers by Flavio34
62GoodBadUgly35
63Nut Lows35
64THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT35
65Debacled35
66Of Mice and Mickeys35
67Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.35
68Brooms36
69Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency36
70Liverpool Ligers36
71Klinglers Bungles37
72A Cassel in the Sand37
73Hit the Horns37
74The Backups37
75Asher37
76the ambulators37
77The Bro or the Manziel?37
78Molly Welkah38
79Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril38
80dgchestnut38
81The Hardliners38
82These Guys Suck38
83Fn Andy38
84Russia Without Borders38
85DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs38
86Molly Juleps38
87Halfrica United38
88EJ Manuel Labor38
89Lame38
90Ready to CRumble38
91Purple Jesus Eaters39
92The Real Joey Bobcat39
93The Least Coast39
94Ricks Picks39
95Genuine Extruded Football Product39
96Retard Strength39
97Fallen Heroes39
98Stockholm Syndromes39
99Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead39
100Johnnie Rookie Glitch39
101Not Just Raiders39
102Steve Smith - Spork Snapper40
103Its Always Shady In Philadelphia40
104Gooderall40
105Naptown Squirrels40
106Warbortles41
107Unnamed Team: 29641
108bathroommartian41
109Winston Justice Security Systems41
110Devonta Free Manziel Poster41
111Sad Sacks41
112Joeys Bobcats41
113Roberts Knees41
114Trading up in the draft41
115AFootballMind41
116Ennui of Hoomanawanui42
117The Guns of Navorro42
118Rushing McFumblers42
119Tanking Poorly42
120Flying Eagles42
121We Suck42
122Benny Cunninghams Happy Days43
123The Inevitables43
124YNOTUS?43
125KAFKA43
126cleencoug44
127The Tane Meme44
128IsISbad 44
129Boom Squad44
130Hamstrings of Clay45
131Imaginary Hammers45
132A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs45
133Rod Rust Rules45
134Iron Clady45
135Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line45
136Uff da!45
137Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley46
138Gordon=Ricky 2.046
139Dallas Cowboys Defense46
140Beats by Ray46
141Carr accident waiting to happen46
142Worse Than Ever46
143Sportsing pretty hard47
144Dad Gum Good47
145Red Pandas47
146Blue Moon Hippos47
147Firds Losers47
148Pony Pwny Pwn47
149steinmas47
150Fighting Gila Monsters47
151Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker48
152MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower48
153The Hurt Locker48
154Weasel Whackers48
155The Hurt Locker48
156Throwin Balls Deep48
157Anti-Lacy48
158Jets Win48
159The Many of First49
160Team Suck Balls49
161Johnny Cash Phone49
162War Penguin49
163Make Like a Tree and Leaf49
164Lion Tamers49
165The Wolf of Mile High Stadium49
166Glengarry Ray Rice49
167LaGarrettes Blunts50
168Bring home the Mold50
169AFC Least50
170They might be Giants50
171Eastern Promises Broken51
172Lake Toews51
173Baker Boys51
174Cheyenne Sith51
175Balkes Bail Bonds51
176Stop it Ertz51
177Dirtybirds51
178Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction52
179Jersey Lions52
180Danny Watkins Glen52
181Misfits52
182Free Crabs For Everyone!52
183DYARmaggedon52
184Elvis Grbac52
185Troy City52
186Madden Done Broke53
187Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System53
188Deceptively Fast Mollies53
189Bills and Former Bills54
190The tallest Charger CB54
191Rod Rust Rules54
192Shower Heads54
193Alfalfa Falafel Waffle55
194JayCutlerSugarRush55
195Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle55
196Big Bad Wolf55
197QB Raiders55
198book56
199TAINT56
200Goon Squad56
201The Shower Curtain56
202Vereeneal Disease57
203Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong57
204Penalty Killers57
205Junk Yard Dawgs57
206Rod Rust Rules57
207Metatarsal Contusion58
208Banana Hands58
209Je Suis Un Rock Star58
210Swole59
211They might be Giants59
212Pickle Juicers59
213Top 80%59
214Flacco Seagulls59
215Oorang Indians59
216General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!59
217Chunky Brothers59
218Daddy Juice & The Girls60
219sad boys60
220sad boys60
221Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos60
222Got Mystery Beer?61
223The Sanchize62
224STFU Donny62
225Gronk Smash63
226Wes Tweeker63
227Hoyer Than Thou63
228Adrenaline63
229LastPicks63
230LeopardSeals64
231the gf chooses at random64
232Derby Suspension65
233Dennardians of the Darqueze65
234Footlong Foles65
235Do the Sankey Leg 65
236tinfw1766
237Chips Smoothies66
238Doo Doo Browns66
239The Detroit Lions Secondary68
240B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!68
241The Dexter McClusterfucks68
242Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)69
243Cry me a tover Argentuna70
244Dear God, This is Awful81
245Ramblin Wreck83