Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Tyrees Helmet61
2Botswana Zoes61
3Molly Juleps64
4Wiiiiilsooooon65
5Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor70
6Rawrbangboom70
7Unnamed Team: 24470
8Of Mice and Mickeys71
9Jon Bills Jovi71
10Wallbangers by Flavio71
11Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!72
12BBQ Warriors72
13Klinglers Bungles74
14Liverpool Ligers74
15Total Carrnage76
16Total Carrnage76
17Kennesaw Kashletics77
18Biogenesis Brigade77
19Valley Fever77
20Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.77
21Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu78
22Emerald City Kings79
23Quincy Carter Fan Club79
24insert name here79
25Shermans March79
26Its Always Shady In Philadelphia80
27Jim Caldwell Allstars80
28Kijana Carters Akilis 80
29Shoots From Distance81
30Vinegar Squirts81
31The Numerators81
32Big D-fenseless82
33tebow available?82
34Steve Smith - Spork Snapper83
35Moose Calvary83
36Without A Kluwe83
37Roberts Knees84
38Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust84
39Just The Tip84
409 Game Suspensions84
41Unstereotyped American Native Peoples84
42Molly Welkah84
43The Molly-gans85
44Anti-Russbot87
45Second-and-Trenty87
46Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous88
47Middleburg Mediocrity88
48Jets Win89
49bettntibetn89
50Jumping to Concussions89
51Troubled over Bridgewaters89
52Reggies Bush89
53Hamstrings of Clay90
54The Bro or the Manziel?90
55Warbortles90
56Gordon=Ricky 2.090
57Pabst Mirrors90
58The Many of First91
59DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs92
60GoodBadUgly92
61Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead92
62Halfrica United92
63Ricks Picks92
64These Guys Suck92
65Naptown Squirrels92
66The Real Joey Bobcat92
67Its Always Shady In Philadelphia93
68Headless Chicken93
69Incompetent Love Muffins94
70dgchestnut94
71Fighting Gila Monsters95
72The Hardliners95
73Trading up in the draft95
74Russia Without Borders96
75Gerharter Foster Stronger96
76Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril96
77Asher97
78Goon Squad97
79Winston Justice Security Systems97
80Sportsing pretty hard97
81Unnamed Team: 29697
82Elvis Grbac98
83Stop it Ertz99
84Blue Moon Hippos99
85Regression to the Mean Machine99
86Boom Squad99
87Nut Lows99
88Debacled100
89IsISbad 100
90The Fecality of It All101
91Worse Than The Cowboys D101
92Iron Clady101
93Rod Rust Rules101
94YNOTUS?101
95Beats by Ray102
96Tanking Poorly102
97Sad Sacks102
98Metro Pandas102
99bathroommartian102
100cleencoug102
101Bring home the Mold102
102Vanderlay 102
103The Hard Way103
104Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency103
105The tallest Charger CB104
106Too good to lose, too bad to win104
107book104
108Joeys Bobcats104
109the ambulators104
110Baker Boys104
111Welkers Derby104
112Fn Andy105
113The Guns of Navorro105
114Carr accident waiting to happen105
115Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong106
116Brooms106
117KAFKA106
118Retard Strength106
119Fallen Heroes106
120No Better Than Solid106
121Rushing McFumblers107
122Indigenous Aliens107
123Devonta Free Manziel Poster107
124Dallas Cowboys Defense107
125JayCutlerSugarRush107
126Johnnie Rookie Glitch107
127The Least Coast107
128A Cassel in the Sand108
129Flying Eagles108
130This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius108
131Purple Jesus Eaters108
132Imaginary Hammers109
133Vereeneal Disease109
134LaGarrettes Blunts109
135Benny Cunninghams Happy Days109
136Jersey Lions109
137Penalty Killers109
138Pickle Juicers109
139They might be Giants110
140Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line110
141The Backups111
142Dad Gum Good111
143Ennui of Hoomanawanui111
144We Suck111
145Deceptively Fast Mollies111
146Lion Tamers111
147Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System111
148Hit the Horns111
149The Hobos111
150The Inevitables112
151the gf chooses at random112
152Anti-Lacy113
153Make Like a Tree and Leaf113
154AFootballMind114
155Red Pandas114
156AFC Least114
157Throwin Balls Deep114
158Metatarsal Contusion114
159Weasel Whackers114
160Ready to CRumble114
161Welkers Roofies114
162Johnny Cash Phone115
163Dennardians of the Darqueze115
164QB Raiders115
165The Detroit Lions Secondary115
166Rod Rust Rules116
167Danny Watkins Glen116
168Misfits116
169Pony Pwny Pwn116
170EJ Manuel Labor116
171Banana Hands116
172Eastern Promises Broken116
173THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT116
174The Wolf of Mile High Stadium117
175Gooderall117
176Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction117
177Free Crabs For Everyone!117
178sad boys117
179sad boys117
180Genuine Extruded Football Product117
181Lame118
182Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker118
183Glengarry Ray Rice118
184General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!119
185They might be Giants119
186Big Bad Wolf120
187Madden Done Broke120
188A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs120
189War Penguin120
190Dirtybirds120
191Uff da!121
192Worse Than Ever121
193Not Just Raiders121
194The Hurt Locker121
195The Hurt Locker121
196Hoyer Than Thou122
197DYARmaggedon122
198Alfalfa Falafel Waffle123
199Troy City123
200Stockholm Syndromes123
201Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley123
202Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos123
203Gronk Smash124
204Balkes Bail Bonds124
205Lake Toews124
206Top 80%125
207Team Suck Balls126
208Junk Yard Dawgs126
209steinmas126
210Footlong Foles127
211Got Mystery Beer?127
212Do the Sankey Leg 127
213Cheyenne Sith127
214The Tane Meme127
215LeopardSeals127
216MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower128
217Wes Tweeker128
218Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle128
219Bills and Former Bills129
220Shower Heads130
221Chips Smoothies130
222TAINT131
223Firds Losers131
224Je Suis Un Rock Star131
225Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)132
226Doo Doo Browns133
227LastPicks136
228Oorang Indians136
229The Dexter McClusterfucks136
230Flacco Seagulls138
231STFU Donny138
232Adrenaline140
233The Shower Curtain141
234Ramblin Wreck141
235The Sanchize141
236Rod Rust Rules141
237Goon Squad142
238Swole142
239Chunky Brothers144
240tinfw17145
241Cry me a tover Argentuna146
242B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!147
243Daddy Juice & The Girls147
244Derby Suspension149
245Dear God, This is Awful157