Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1PVS Leiderhosen19
2Glennon or Glenda24
3Quincy Carter Fan Club27
4Geno Manuel28
5Carr-jacked In Oakland30
6Team Murder32
7Botswana Zoes34
8Knights of Columbus35
9Terrible Towel35
10Roberts Knee36
12Houston Horribles36
13Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!36
14The Arians Brotherhood37
15Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity37
16Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory37
18Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP37
19NFC West Has Too Many Cooks38
20Ineptitude Anonymous38
21Awww Cheese Whiz!38
22locked in a room with bill simmons39
23Desert Scrubs39
24Incompetent Love Muffins39
25Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous39
26Down by Context40
27Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer40
28Participation Trophy Wives40
29Brooms 241
30Flightless Falcons42
31Alfred Morris Dancers42
33Flirting with the penalty42
34John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries42
35Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico43
36Garbage Time43
37Whisenhunt: QB Assassin43
38Hanhwa Eagles43
40Commissioners Unkempt List43
41Abu Dhabi Dabblers43
42Orton Hears A Boo43
44Regression to the Mean Machine44
45The Shower Curtain44
46Molly Juleps44
47Maidstone Vicars44
48Benched or Injured by Week 1144
50No Better Than Solid45
51DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge45
52Just a Lovie Machine45
53Snitches Get Switches45
54Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel45
55Top 80%46
56Growing the Football47
58Orton Hears Alfred Blue47
59Futt Bumble47
60Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie47
61The Ricky Williams Vision Quest47
62Oakland Jaguars48
63Unnamed Team: 7948
64Dennardians of the Darqueze48
66Governmentesque Efficiency49
67The Lucky Losers49
68One Knee Equals Two Feet49
69Carr Wreck49
70Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story49
71Not Sammy Watkins50
73Oorang Indians50
74Scoops Callahan51
75Chandana you suck51
77Upside Potential51
78John Youboty does need explaining, actually52
79Chortles at Bortles52
81Turkey Bacon53
82Les Moore Must Die53
84The Great White North54
85AD the Switch Hitter54
86le sigh55
87the tane meme55
90Emerald City Kings57
91Charleston Chew58
92All Your Points Are Belong To You59
93McCown Town60
94London Jaguars60
95Jerrys Joyous Myopia61
96Guardians of the Galaxy62
97Ngata Prayer63
98Winston Justice Security Systems65
99Viking Raiders65
100Last and Most Certainly Least67
101Grown Ass Damn Losers68
102Stop: Mallett Time68
104More Carrs73
106Tickle Monsters74
107Human Fund75
108UCLA Chargers77
109Mrs Bradys Flophouse78
110Troy City78
111Commitment to Ambivalence78
112Carrie Williams Workout Squad79
113Lonesome Kickers79
114Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office80