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The college football season returns in a big way with South Carolina-Texas A&M, Wisconsin-LSU, and Clemson-Georgia headlining opening weekend. Seventh Day Adventure is back with advanced stats, analysis, and F/+ predictions.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Legion of Broom18
2Chad Henne And Some Guys18
4Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs24
5Green Machine24
7Stevie Wonders Speedboat25
8X Marks the Sucks26
9Fire extinguished26
10I drink your milkshake27
11The Great Schism28
12Terror Incognito28
13MIssing Tebow28
14The Penn Is Mightier29
15Winning is for Losers29
16If losing were easy, everyone ....30
17The Gabberts31
18Underpants Gnomes32
20Green Bay Hamstrings33
21Dayton Triangles33
23Ziggy Hood Always Up To No Good33
24The Hurt Locker34
25What Does Guy Fawkes Say?!34
27Ray Rice killed my fantasy team34
28Shruggy Otis34
29Campbellā€™s Coup35
30Daltons law35
31Incognito Means Keeping a Low Profile35
33The Temps35
34Jeff Ireland, Aspiring Daytime Talk Show Host35
35Schiano Men36
36Random Pix36
3712 Years a Dave (Carr)36
39Trentch Warfare36
40Sids Side36
41In like Flynn36
44Unnamed Team: 7838
46Kellen em softly38
47Richie Incognito Isnt Incognito38
48Clus Rejects38
49The Washington Palefaces38
50Falcon Fallout38
51Beauty Mode39
52Jersey Lions39
55Raven for the Browns39
56The Replacements39
57Thursday Night Jihad39
58Your Hide Will Make a Fine Poncho39
59Schiano On You Crazy Soon to be exCoach40
60Unnamed Team: 5740
61A Schiano Man is Neither Seen nor Heard40
62Hanhwa Eagles41
63Rod Rust Roughriders41
64Smith and Blackmon41
65Miami Elementary Bullies41
66Charles Xavier41
67Genuine Extruded Football Product41
68The Headless Chickens42
69Winston Justice Security Systems42
70Shippensburg State Teaching College Fighting Schoolmarms42
72Pillar of Teeth42
73Test Team42
74Kiev Kiwi42
75The Insufficients 43
76Cheeseborough, cheeseborough, cheeseborough, no coke pezi43
77Jeekee Skirls43
78DBrickashaws Dad43
79Incognito no more43
80What Made Milwaukee Famous44
81Blackmon knowledge44
82Mingo the Mercilus44
83Pondering the Imponderable44
84The Smokin Jay Cutlers44
85Rod Marinelli and Staph44
86Spotlight Incognito45
87League of Ordinary (Gentle?)Men45
89Whats My Team Name46
90Last and Least46
91Bobbum Man46
92Ace Parker On Ice46
93Whats My Team Name46
94Festival of Poo46
95Gang Green46
96Whats My Team Name46
98Miami OG Richie "Deep Cover"47
99Man up and suck!47
1002nd Drummer from 38 Special47
101EJ3 not RG347
102Wayne Fontes Cocaine47
103Oh no, not again!48
104Bottoms Up48
105Samas Bombas48
106Locker Room Bloopers with Dick Undercover48
107The Ragmen48
108Human Fund48
109The Z-Team48
110Blaine"s World48
112The Tolbert Report49
113Think Pink-ston49
114Miami Dolphins Leadership Council49
115Fighting Filing Cabinets49
117Unnamed Team: 11349
118Schottenheimer Special50
119Not Quite Right50
120Illiterate Read Option50
121Where The Hell Is Tim Tebow These Days?50
122Insane Clowney Posse51
123Legion of Suck51
126Walshs failing failures51
127Ponderous, Really Ponderous51
130Sing us a song youre a Schinao man52
131Downtown Browns52
132EJ Manuel in Space52
133Incognito World Peace52
134Andrews Choice Ligaments53
136The NFL in Florida = Faaaaaantastic53
137Queen of deKnile53
138Solna Bushwackers53
139Diarrhea Lips53
140The Silent Dashes53
141Surprising McCown Competence53
142Flying Eagles54
143World`s Slowest Fax Machine54
144Barkenvious of Course!54
146Taking the Penalty54
147Jacksonville Jaguars54
148Chad My Favorite Pasta is55
149Theres a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets55
150Pee-Wee Cowboys55
151Mick Foleys Jolly Follies56
152LeVeon on a Jet Plane56
153Case Keenums Top 4056
154I Fail At This56
155The London Jaguars57
156Bob Doles Fun Time Family Band57
157Hiding Incognito58
158In Like Flynn58
159Fire Jeff Ireland58
160Cheesy team name58
161Cant Tell Shite From Schiano58
162El Guapo58
163Mathematically Eliminated59
164Breesus Stilettos59
165Cover 1 Schauber59
166McGahee or NotGahee60
167Young the Titus60
169Picking Incognito60
170Richie Incognitos Room Mate61
171Purple Pulchritude61
172No Hope Wanderers61
173Fainting Goats61
174The Starlets62
175chromes new incognito window, less porn, more bullying62
176Riley Coopers problems just went Incognito62
177Johnson Magic62
178Common Sense63
179Dink and Doink63
180The Le Veiathan63
181The Enemys Yates is McCown64
182Dead Reed65
183YOLO for Everyone66
184One rib and a sip of Coke66
185Big Bad Wolf67
186Ineligible downfield67
187Da Bearly Functioning68
188Blue Moon Hippos69
1890-17 Jaguars69
190Keith Null and Richie Incognito Are Dead69
191Fotbolis Ridiculus69
192Greed Option69
193Jersey Sinkholes69
194The Jaguars70
195The Haley Bubble Screens71
196What Do Voluntary Mean Machine73
197The Tankers79
198Chipadelphia Part II81
199Windy City Flafels87