Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Most Recent FO Features

JohnsonLan13.jpg

» Word of Muth: Lane Johnson and D.J. Fluker

Lane Johnson and D.J. Fluker were selected high in the draft, but both have troubling flaws in pass protection according to Word of Muth.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1No Better Than Solid12
2Blame it on the Blaine15
3Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos16
4The Llama of Chris Rainey20
5Ghost Mom23
6Stupor/System23
7Spaeth and Neuter Your Pets23
8Binders full of losers...25
9bear sloths25
10Bryan Anger Management25
11Spergon Wynners25
12DYARmaggedon25
13McAnd Ruse25
14Starring Ron Howard as Sean McDermott26
15The Sproletariat Uprising26
16Jesus Is My Upback27
17Jive Turkey Gabberters27
18The Darkest Timeline28
19Ze Flaming Redheads28
20Earlstonian NonBohemians28
21Obamanators28
22Frankforters28
23In Soviet Russia, Blount Smokes You28
24nuggets28
25Elven Velves29
26The Lord Demands More Tebow29
27Mattys Boys29
28Orange Mush29
29Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked29
30Wreck-It Ralph Wilson29
31Another Incompletion29
32The Marcus Vick Twitter Experience30
33Underage Obama Voters30
34Wolfbadger30
35cacdonts30
36A Mans Home is His Cassel30
37Peytons Pizza Munchies30
38Weeden? No, I Rototill30
39Carson Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra30
40Unnamed Team: 36631
41Kendall hunter2-ing Hunter31
42The Phil Sims all-stars31
43Expensive Cheesecake Factory Habit32
44Phildos Phriends32
45Grapes of Wrath33
46Going Against the Green(e)-Ellis33
47A Romney of Prevaricators34
48The Blainely Incompetents34
49Todd Akin's Medical School34
50Bill, no Blair Walsh Ball U34
51High motor !34
52Mittens34
53Losing with Style II35
54Tebow...35
55Van Buren Boys35
56thendcomes35
57LG Twins35
58Wherefore art thou Romeo Crennel?36
59Flying Eagles36
60The Big Toe36
61Gift of Gabbert37
62TeamTipper38
63Fonzarelli38
64A Skelton or Two in the Closet38
65Keith Null Set38
66They Wouldnt Take Our First Rounder Unless We Promised to Tank38
67Reid it and weip38
68This Guys Whimper Means He Just Banged38
69Wishes He Could Pick the Saints Defense39
70Squalltimore39
71Andy Reids Last Cheesesteak39
72Chinese Taipei Jones40
73Ed Hochuloogie40
74Joe Buck Yourself40
75Blinded by the (Tim) Dwight40
76Pacman40
77The Complete Philosophies of Greg Schiano41
78Adderallaholics Anonymous41
79Apparently RBs Named Green Are Bad41
80Man I Got 5 Kids To Feed42
81Incredible Parity42
82Don"t Cassel the Handoff42
83No Winston Justice, No Metta World Peace42
84Junior Tautala... Smith42
85Pocket Squares43
86Frye Away Home43
87GMing by Jerry Jones43
88Oorang Indians44
89Bill Belichick Coaching Tree44
90Beefaroni Mode44
91Alladin Sanchez44
92Matt Cassell44
93Ponders Ponderers44
94Blair Walsh 2: Book of Shadows44
95Colonel Emmanuel Sanders 45
96Tannehill chased for Yakety Sacks45
97Rod Rust Roughriders45
98The Hustle Dumpster45
99Big Derf Sports45
100Last Place or Bust!45
101Troy City45
102Abu Dhabi Dabblers45
103Below Par is Good!46
104There is a turnip on the field46
105Orange Delicious46
106The Clever Nicknames46
107Scrubs N Schlubs46
108Dalton law47
109Boynton Buffoons47
110Der Himmel uber Tomlin47
111Titans of Fantasy47
112Lucky Dogs48
113IngloriousBenchers48
114king weeden and the accelerators48
115Indignant Emus48
116Jerry Jones Hate Me48
117Skelton and Masters of the University of Phoenix48
118Le Kick-Returner sur l'Herbe49
119Dayton Triangles49
120Minimum Standard49
121Rock Me Amendola49
122The Dane Cook of Roster Construction49
123Pre-Game Show Abolitionists49
124The Buffalo Bills Toy Pistol Formation50
125Nopes 2 - Nope Boogaloo50
126Jerome Boger ate my nachos50
127Cromulent Crapulence50
128Team Caton50
129Roethlisberger: Legitimate!51
130The Tennessee Titans51
131Makin it Wayne51
132McNastys Minions51
133ubad bro51
134Wilted McGahee is Falling Down51
135jumpin johonnies51
136Norvalicious Dream Team51
137LastPicks52
138The Max Over/Ungers52
139Sleestak Attack52
140Blaine Gabbert53
141Sexual Chocolate53
142Vick in A Box53
143When You Wish Upon a Gabbert53
144Brokeback Beavers53
145Brian Kellys Windsock53
146Ngata53
147The Pele of Football54
148When Nature Calls54
149Liverpool Losers54
150Aromashodu Therapy54
151Madrigal Electromotive FC54
152Honey Doodoo54
153Lockers out-of-Medlock Lockettes55
154The Schiano Kneel-Down Experience55
155 is clearly ranked because . is way better than this. >55
156Even the Chiefs beat us55
157The Perdverts55
158Lets Make a Diehl56
15956
160Tastes Like Butter57
161mikepbuffalo57
162Watt was that57
163Barkaloungers57
164Marshall Law57
165iPadded Stats57
166Men Beaten By Jacks57
167Karl Welzein59
168NY Jests59
169Mitt Romneys59
170Vilmaous59
171The Gift of Gabbert59
172Vincent Paul Young60
173The Banality of the Buffalo Bills61
174Dalton Browns Booed Feats61
175Nnamdi61
176Brenton Is Dumb61
177Spergon for the Wynn62
178Giving Him The Business62
179Boba Fett Suspended For Season63
180Clever Football-Related Play-On-Words64
181Jesus Is My Sideline Reporter66
182Hungover Electoral College67
183Tin Lizards67
184Big Birds67
185Winston Justice Security Systems68
186I CANT EVEN LOSE RIGHT68
187Average Joes69
188Muscle Hamster Stew70
189Weeden Out the Losers71
190asdf72
191whinoceros73
192Whats Eating Marcus Gilbert?73
193Human Fund74
194Ravenna Bulldogs75
195Sexual Ealing77
196FO hates the Falcons78
197The Future Is Now!79
198Dual Wielding Kevin Klobbs80