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» Worst CB Charting Stats, 2015

The 2015 Saints were the worst defense we have ever measured, and Brandon Browner set a single-season record for penalties, so it's no surprise to see him at the bottom of the coverage tables.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Alabama English People21
2Heartbreak Ridge21
3Sids Sides23
4patball25
5IR by Week 1125
6Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs25
7pwangsta25
8Caldwell That Ends Not So Well25
9Massaquoiesque26
10Flying Eagels28
11PVC Liederhosen28
12One knee equals two feet28
13Abdullah Oblongata29
14Saints30
15Fitzs left thumb31
16Chandana you suck31
17Ball Kinda Hard32
18Santos L Halper33
19Kempersbh33
20Raiders of the Lost Angeles Market33
21Tomsula, York & Son Turf Supply34
22A Bunch of Guys in London34
23San Francisco Retirement System34
24The Proeb and his Astro Guide35
25Santonio Holmes Smarter Brother 35
26Hardy! Har! Har! Har!35
27Pigs n da Skin36
28Baklava36
29Revis Island Iced Tea37
30Chiefs37
31Below Par is Good!38
32No Punt Intended38
33Team of Punters38
34more like Roger Baddell38
35throws like a gurley38
36Seattle Missed38
37San Diego Bruins39
38we suck40
39Jovins34340
40Lovable Losers41
41The Lacy Chuckwagon41
42Undeflated Champions41
43King of the Vengeful Turnips41
44Stat Frauds41
45Bulldogs41
46Da Saints41
47Thornton Melons Tall and Fat Store41
48...Falls Mainly on the Blaine42
49Irritabilal Powell Syndrome42
50DonutHoles42
51Return of the Sex Cannon43
52Taliaferrero Rocher43
53Cassels Made of Sand43
54ChuckStrongNotForLong45
55Gronks Revenge45
56Law of No Shop45
57Greenstein46
58Ryan Malletts Alarm Clock46
59Green Bae Packers46
60Barney Gumble46
61Apple Cider > Pumpkin Spice46
62Gabbert vs. Manning: The Debate Continues47
63Nick Foles Five (yard loss)47
64Roger Goodell and his PR Team47
65Greg Hardy is an Evil Man48
66Underpants Gnomes48
67Discussion Protocol48
68Devonta be Free(man)48
69Simmons of the Mid-South48
70Steve Smiths Achilles Tendon49
71BK49
72Nick Gabbert Third QB49
73Jokers50
74Mallet Scheduling Services50
75BeastMode2451
76Headless Chickens51
77Debacled52
78Botswana Zoes53
79Brooms53
80Cromartie Condoms53
81Chip Kellys Magic Beans53
82LastPicks54
83OverRatetriots54
84MoreProbableThanNot54
85I spent the last 10 years building up an immunity to swallowing dip54
86Geno Sacks54
87Break Contain (and other syntactical errors).55
88Niggling Groin Injuries55
89The Shiznits55
90No Luck Involved55
91Preseason Sleepers55
92klaw55
93Ameer Flesh Wound57
94BarrelAgedSpartan57
95The Landry Jones Experience57
96Jameis Winston Ate My Hamster59
97Ngata Prayer60
98Weapon X61
99Genuine Extruded Football Product62
100Underpants Gnomes63
101Ryan Succop Obscurity Systems63
102DAN CAMPBELL ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH64
103Watch Me Whip Watt Me JJ65
104Mark Brunells tears65
105Fear the Talking Heads67
106steinmas67
107Daft Kings Fan Drool 67
108Stormin Norman PicksThemOff68
109Lactate On Impact68
110Everyone chooses "Suck it to Me" right?68
111Rachel Phelps gift to the NFL70
112Peyton on the Blitz70
113The-Green-Machine70
114Rick and Forte Forever 100 Years71
115Tuck Rule Everlasting74
116Oorang Indians75
117Canyonero 78
118Whitehurst Thurst80
119Radier Joes Rum85