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» The Week In Quotes: December 8, 2017

This week served as a reminder that football is a violent, dangerous game -- but also that NFL players do and say funny things and help out people in need.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Headless Chickens17
2Terry Bradshaw lawsuit over "TB12" brand18
3Siemian Ancestry19
4Advanced Cutlery20
5Tecmo Turds20
6Desert Rats21
7Paul DePodestatutes23
8Share The Joeckel23
9Debacled24
10Getting Off the Jets Plane24
11Free Safety Dance25
12Sams team25
13The Bottom 1026
14Little Giants27
15Chiefs27
16Vacuum Cleaners27
17Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs28
18Gridsilk Club29
19Harvey Birdman29
20Enraged Banana Slugs29
21Ball Kinda Hard29
22Spurgons Sturgeons 30
23Losing the Hard Way30
24Genuine Extruded Football Product31
25CouCou32
26Billy B and the East Side Boyz32
27Kamar Achin’32
28Ban Thursdays32
29All Scrubs32
30We stole JuJus bicycle32
31Bilal-tated Concerns33
32Rod Rust Roughriders34
33I Pity The Koo34
34Cant See DeForest For DeTrees34
35Is Groot an Ent?35
36Botswana Zoes35
37Ertz Donut35
38Billy Goat36
39Batul ur fat36
40Perfectly Cromulent38
41Unnamed Team: 55938
42Katie Bar The End Zone!38
43Cleveland Callups39
44London Wants Good Games40
45Raider José40
46Left Tackle Turnstile Blues40
47Team Ramrod41
48Kizer Sozes41
49Borussia Prenzelberg41
50Jaguars: Working without a Fournette41
51Kew Pigeons42
52Lake Toews42
53Bart's Loser League Team43
54Mac A Doodle Doo43
55doomsday def44
56Juggernoughts44
57komodo dragons 44
58 Two gurleys one cup44
59Human Fund44
60Make America Brate Again45
61Team Sacktuary45
62Jaguars jokes are so last year45
63Brooms45
64JohnyCashOut45
65Team Names are Optional45
66ItsNotEasyBeingAJGreen46
67Beathard Gets Beat Hard46
68Superior46
69Vacuum Fleener46
70Plucky Banjofish47
71God Hates Jags47
72sprtswiz147
73Affirmative Action47
74Purple Pulchritude47
75I Hate the Patriots47
76Turds47
77A Man Called Horst Mulhmann48
78Younghoe NoMo48
79Clots48
80Points are for Losers48
812nd Best Brett in Packer QB History49
82 Williston weasels50
83Repo Patrol50
84LeVeon Bell Curves50
85Cat videos are more entertaining52
86McAdoo About Nothing52
87High volume low results52
88Im Billish on the Bills53
89SD Bruins53
90The Lone Gunslinger53
91I wish54
92Holding Out for a Flacco54
93SHELDON Cooper woulda caught that54
9490 Proof Ham54
95Leroy Hoard54
96well, hundley55
97McAdoo about nothing55
98Tate Misbehavin56
99LastPicks56
100Failball Browns56
101Lud City Bumblers56
102Awful Waffles56
103The Savage Flacco56
104If you cant handle me at my Hundleyst you dont deserve me at my Rodgerst56
105Losing goodly57
106Once More into Infamy!58
107Heaters58
108Thomas Chiu59
109AlwaysOnTime61
110Fournette About It62
111Pigs63
112Hoyer for a fourth65
113BostonHogsduWart65
114Virginias McCasket65
115aalaroe66
116The Bears Still Suck67
117Sea69
118Seattle Missed69
119The Kizer Chiefs70
120Macho Madness71
121Blood Death and Destruction73
122CampInDoors73
123Inside out the Upside Down 75
1242018 Cleveland Browns Head Coach Jeff Fisher76