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» The Week In Quotes: December 9, 2016

This week: a bad coach gets paid, then insulted; a bad quarterback gets optimistic; another bad quarterbcak gets a cunning plan; a bad play gets Matt Ryan irked; a bad play gets burned; and Jets and Raiders fans get drunk.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Break Contain - and other grammatical errors24
2No Better Than Solid29
3Camcussion II: Revenge of the Axon35
4Botswana Zoes35
5Figgus Pudding38
6The Bears Still Suck39
7DapperDanMan42
8Endorsed by Bill Belichick42
9Bart's Loser League Team43
10EmmittsBoyz44
11Dakka Dakka Dakka44
12Goffing Fitz45
13Seattle Missed45
14Muhammad Wilkersons Birthday Party45
15Concussion Protocols46
16MNRefs46
17SD Bruins46
18Tigtog46
19The Cretins47
20SadSackSeeker47
21Leroooooooooy Jeeeenkiiiins47
22Kessler Syndrome47
23Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs48
24Katie Bar The End Zone!49
25Sad days indeed49
26Orange Sensation49
27Barry Word Play49
28Keep It .0150
29Chandana You Suck51
30Polian Error51
31Gronk me!51
32doomsday def51
33Chiefs51
34Swedish null team II51
35Turn Your Head and Goff52
36Wentz All Said And Done52
37Jon kitna express53
38Goff my lawn53
39Cant Get Goff The Bench53
40American Democracy53
41Average at Best54
42Debacled54
43Spinal Tapas55
44Toms Titans55
45Free Safety Dance56
46GoRex (andtakeRobwithyou)56
47Joey Freshwater All Stars57
48Team Tinderz57
49I Watch The Dolphins, I Live For Bad Football57
50will I ever figger it out57
51Legend of Lonestar57
52TheBigGronkowski58
53LastPicks58
54Kotorékemberek Annihilation59
55The Helmet Drop59
56Duck handlers60
57Toiloloing on Levine60
58I Came I Saw I Wentz60
59The Jaguars60
60Alfred Blue Screen of Death61
61grey cup champions61
62Stay out of Trouble61
63Breaking the Glass Ceiling for Oompa Loompas61
64The Process Trusters61
65Son of Below Replacement Value61
66Ball Kinda Hard61
67Rolling Bears62
68Brady/Belichick 201662
69Flaming Potatoes63
70Bad Hombres63
71Vacuum Fleener64
72Make the NFL Great Again64
73nashville65
74One Knee Equals Two Feet65
75Cheetos Cabinet65
76BerryMembers66
77steinmas66
78Magnificently Inept67
79West Texas Ocelots67
80AJs teams 67
81Genuine Extruded Football Product67
82Gone Gurley67
83Donkey Squad67
84Participation Trophy Wives67
85Indigo68
86When life gives you Clemmings, make out a will68
87Into The Void68
88Below Par is Good!69
89Women and Siemian Dont Mix69
90Headless Chickens69
91Cameron Meredith Baxter-Birney69
92stanleygoober72
93Bobby Jindal Tickle Stick72
947-9 Suddenly Seems Optimistic72
95Triple Negative73
96They are who we thought they were73
97Greenstein73
98Bad enough to beat the Steelers74
99Pick Six, Six Picks75
100Sharknado 16: Make Goodell Great Again75
101Springtime for Cutler and Jeffery75
102Cucarachas Enojadas76
103"Late Hits" is my 90s Cover Band76
104Full of Mularkey80
105Jets83
106BrownChowdhury89