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The annual FO tradition returns for the 13th straight draft! The Jaguars repeat as the champions of April, while nobody is impressed with Carolina's draft weekend decisions.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Thornton Melons Tall and Fat Store23
2Underpants Gnomes33
3Canyonero 33
4Oorang Indians33
5BeastMode2434
6No Punt Intended34
7Santos L Halper37
8Rachel Phelps gift to the NFL37
9The-Green-Machine39
10throws like a gurley39
11Brooms40
12Simmons of the Mid-South40
13San Francisco Retirement System40
14Undeflated Champions40
15The Proeb and his Astro Guide41
16Irritabilal Powell Syndrome41
17Stormin Norman PicksThemOff41
18BarrelAgedSpartan42
19Gabbert vs. Manning: The Debate Continues43
20Everyone chooses "Suck it to Me" right?43
21Steve Smiths Achilles Tendon45
22Jovins34346
23Greenstein46
24Alabama English People46
25klaw46
26Ball Kinda Hard46
27Cassels Made of Sand46
28Chip Kellys Magic Beans46
29Massaquoiesque46
30Sids Sides47
31Ryan Succop Obscurity Systems47
32Genuine Extruded Football Product47
33Fitzs left thumb47
34Radier Joes Rum48
35Apple Cider > Pumpkin Spice48
36Lovable Losers49
37Mark Brunells tears49
38Rick and Forte Forever 100 Years49
39Ngata Prayer50
40Underpants Gnomes50
41Return of the Sex Cannon50
42Mallet Scheduling Services50
43Botswana Zoes51
44Law of No Shop51
45Peyton on the Blitz51
46Preseason Sleepers52
47The Landry Jones Experience52
48PVC Liederhosen52
49Abdullah Oblongata52
50Taliaferrero Rocher52
51Saints52
52Hardy! Har! Har! Har!52
53BK53
54Roger Goodell and his PR Team53
55A Bunch of Guys in London53
56Jokers53
57Santonio Holmes Smarter Brother 53
58IR by Week 1153
59DonutHoles53
60Da Saints54
61Chiefs54
62Below Par is Good!54
63Kempersbh54
64Debacled54
65Daft Kings Fan Drool 55
66Pigs n da Skin55
67Weapon X55
68Revis Island Iced Tea55
69Discussion Protocol55
70Team of Punters55
71Headless Chickens55
72The Shiznits56
73Caldwell That Ends Not So Well56
74Baklava56
75The Lacy Chuckwagon57
76LastPicks57
77Nick Gabbert Third QB57
78pwangsta58
79Seattle Missed58
80...Falls Mainly on the Blaine58
81DAN CAMPBELL ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH58
82Tuck Rule Everlasting58
83Flying Eagels58
84Green Bae Packers59
85Chandana you suck59
86Whitehurst Thurst59
87Jameis Winston Ate My Hamster60
88Greg Hardy is an Evil Man61
89Cromartie Condoms61
90Geno Sacks62
91Lactate On Impact62
92OverRatetriots62
93Tomsula, York & Son Turf Supply63
94Watch Me Whip Watt Me JJ63
95Niggling Groin Injuries65
96more like Roger Baddell65
97Raiders of the Lost Angeles Market65
98King of the Vengeful Turnips65
99patball65
100Ryan Malletts Alarm Clock65
101Nick Foles Five (yard loss)65
102Fear the Talking Heads66
103One knee equals two feet66
104I spent the last 10 years building up an immunity to swallowing dip67
105Bulldogs67
106we suck69
107ChuckStrongNotForLong70
108Break Contain (and other syntactical errors).70
109MoreProbableThanNot70
110San Diego Bruins71
111Heartbreak Ridge72
112Devonta be Free(man)72
113Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs72
114Ameer Flesh Wound73
115Stat Frauds73
116Barney Gumble75
117steinmas79
118Gronks Revenge82
119No Luck Involved84