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Blake Bortles made his name as the king of garbage time -- so it's ironic that if you take garbage time away, the Jacksonville Jaguars (and divisional rival Houston Texans) come out as two teams most likely to improve in 2018.

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1Headless Chickens17
2Terry Bradshaw lawsuit over "TB12" brand18
3Siemian Ancestry19
4Advanced Cutlery20
5Tecmo Turds20
6Desert Rats21
7Paul DePodestatutes23
8Share The Joeckel23
9Getting Off the Jets Plane24
10Debacled24
11Free Safety Dance25
12Sams team25
13The Bottom 1026
14Chiefs27
15Little Giants27
16Vacuum Cleaners27
17Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs28
18Gridsilk Club29
19Ball Kinda Hard29
20Enraged Banana Slugs29
21Harvey Birdman29
22Spurgons Sturgeons 30
23Losing the Hard Way30
24Genuine Extruded Football Product31
25All Scrubs32
26CouCou32
27Kamar Achin’32
28Ban Thursdays32
29We stole JuJus bicycle32
30Billy B and the East Side Boyz32
31Bilal-tated Concerns33
32Rod Rust Roughriders34
33I Pity The Koo34
34Cant See DeForest For DeTrees34
35Botswana Zoes35
36Is Groot an Ent?35
37Ertz Donut35
38Billy Goat36
39Batul ur fat36
40Katie Bar The End Zone!38
41Perfectly Cromulent38
42Cleveland Callups39
43Raider José40
44London Wants Good Games40
45Left Tackle Turnstile Blues40
46Team Ramrod41
47Borussia Prenzelberg41
48Jaguars: Working without a Fournette41
49Kizer Sozes41
50Lake Toews42
51Kew Pigeons42
52Mac A Doodle Doo43
53Bart's Loser League Team43
54doomsday def44
55Human Fund44
56 Two gurleys one cup44
57Juggernoughts44
58komodo dragons 44
59JohnyCashOut45
60Jaguars jokes are so last year45
61Team Names are Optional45
62Make America Brate Again45
63Team Sacktuary45
64Brooms45
65Beathard Gets Beat Hard46
66Vacuum Fleener46
67ItsNotEasyBeingAJGreen46
68Superior46
69sprtswiz147
70God Hates Jags47
71Plucky Banjofish47
72Turds47
73Affirmative Action47
74Purple Pulchritude47
75I Hate the Patriots47
76Clots48
77Points are for Losers48
78Younghoe NoMo48
79A Man Called Horst Mulhmann48
802nd Best Brett in Packer QB History49
81Repo Patrol50
82 Williston weasels50
83LeVeon Bell Curves50
84Cat videos are more entertaining52
85McAdoo About Nothing52
86High volume low results52
87Im Billish on the Bills53
88SD Bruins53
89The Lone Gunslinger53
90Leroy Hoard54
91Holding Out for a Flacco54
92I wish54
9390 Proof Ham54
94SHELDON Cooper woulda caught that54
95well, hundley55
96McAdoo about nothing55
97Awful Waffles56
98The Savage Flacco56
99Tate Misbehavin56
100Lud City Bumblers56
101If you cant handle me at my Hundleyst you dont deserve me at my Rodgerst56
102LastPicks56
103Failball Browns56
104Losing goodly57
105Heaters58
106Once More into Infamy!58
107Thomas Chiu59
108AlwaysOnTime61
109Fournette About It62
110Pigs63
111Hoyer for a fourth65
112BostonHogsduWart65
113Virginias McCasket65
114aalaroe66
115The Bears Still Suck67
116Seattle Missed69
117Sea69
118The Kizer Chiefs70
119Macho Madness71
120CampInDoors73
121Blood Death and Destruction73
122Inside out the Upside Down 75
1232018 Cleveland Browns Head Coach Jeff Fisher76