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» Four Downs: NFC North

Offensive line problems highlight the needs in the NFC North ... except in Chicago, which is kind of unsettling to think about.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1The Complete Philosophies of Greg Schiano22
2Oorang Indians25
3The Blainely Incompetents25
4Ed Hochuloogie29
5The Buffalo Bills Toy Pistol Formation29
6Ponders Ponderers29
7There is a turnip on the field30
8Abu Dhabi Dabblers30
9DYARmaggedon30
10Bill, no Blair Walsh Ball U30
11The Schiano Kneel-Down Experience31
12Mattys Boys31
13Pocket Squares32
14Man I Got 5 Kids To Feed32
15Alladin Sanchez32
16cacdonts32
17Team Caton32
18Frankforters33
19Indignant Emus34
20Pre-Game Show Abolitionists34
21They Wouldnt Take Our First Rounder Unless We Promised to Tank34
22Colonel Emmanuel Sanders 35
23Sleestak Attack36
24thendcomes36
25Van Buren Boys36
26The Pele of Football36
27Joe Buck Yourself36
28Todd Akin's Medical School36
29Wishes He Could Pick the Saints Defense36
30bear sloths37
31Hungover Electoral College37
32The Future Is Now!37
33IngloriousBenchers37
34Unnamed Team: 36638
35Blinded by the (Tim) Dwight38
36The Big Toe38
37Le Kick-Returner sur l'Herbe38
38Wreck-It Ralph Wilson38
39Below Par is Good!39
40Jerry Jones Hate Me39
41I CANT EVEN LOSE RIGHT39
42Reid it and weip39
43Going Against the Green(e)-Ellis39
44Ngata39
45Pacman39
46Tebow...40
47Marshall Law40
48The Clever Nicknames40
49The Gift of Gabbert40
50Wherefore art thou Romeo Crennel?40
51Earlstonian NonBohemians40
52Weeden? No, I Rototill40
53Peytons Pizza Munchies40
54A Skelton or Two in the Closet40
55Mittens41
56Last Place or Bust!41
57The Llama of Chris Rainey41
58Ze Flaming Redheads41
59LG Twins41
60High motor !42
61Skelton and Masters of the University of Phoenix42
62Beefaroni Mode42
63Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos42
64When Nature Calls42
65Barkaloungers42
66Big Derf Sports42
67The Phil Sims all-stars43
68Elven Velves43
69Jesus Is My Upback43
70Matt Cassell43
71Orange Delicious43
72This Guys Whimper Means He Just Banged43
73Frye Away Home43
74Grapes of Wrath44
75Stupor/System44
76Karl Welzein44
77Blair Walsh 2: Book of Shadows44
78Fonzarelli44
79Aromashodu Therapy45
80Underage Obama Voters45
81Spergon Wynners45
82GMing by Jerry Jones45
83Vincent Paul Young45
84No Winston Justice, No Metta World Peace45
85No Better Than Solid45
86Rock Me Amendola45
87Blame it on the Blaine46
88nuggets46
89Men Beaten By Jacks46
90Der Himmel uber Tomlin47
91Clever Football-Related Play-On-Words47
92The Banality of the Buffalo Bills47
93TeamTipper47
94Dalton law48
95 is clearly ranked because . is way better than this. >48
96Roethlisberger: Legitimate!48
97Brokeback Beavers48
98mikepbuffalo48
99The Lord Demands More Tebow48
100Jive Turkey Gabberters48
101Vick in A Box48
102Cromulent Crapulence49
103Brian Kellys Windsock49
104Spergon for the Wynn49
105The Max Over/Ungers49
106Binders full of losers...49
107Andy Reids Last Cheesesteak50
108Scrubs N Schlubs50
109Blaine Gabbert50
110Vilmaous50
111Another Incompletion50
112McNastys Minions50
113Bryan Anger Management50
114Boba Fett Suspended For Season50
115The Sproletariat Uprising50
116Even the Chiefs beat us50
117Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked51
118Wilted McGahee is Falling Down51
119Ghost Mom51
120king weeden and the accelerators51
121In Soviet Russia, Blount Smokes You51
122Obamanators52
123Phildos Phriends52
124Troy City52
125Nopes 2 - Nope Boogaloo52
126Ravenna Bulldogs53
127Average Joes54
128asdf54
129Whats Eating Marcus Gilbert?54
130Watt was that54
131Squalltimore54
132Bill Belichick Coaching Tree54
133The Darkest Timeline54
134Spaeth and Neuter Your Pets55
135Big Birds55
136Incredible Parity55
137Winston Justice Security Systems55
138Apparently RBs Named Green Are Bad55
139Norvalicious Dream Team55
140Flying Eagles55
141Weeden Out the Losers55
142Losing with Style II56
143The Marcus Vick Twitter Experience56
144Nnamdi56
145Brenton Is Dumb57
146Expensive Cheesecake Factory Habit57
147Don"t Cassel the Handoff57
148Lucky Dogs57
149The Dane Cook of Roster Construction57
150Kendall hunter2-ing Hunter58
151Tin Lizards58
152The Hustle Dumpster58
153Gift of Gabbert58
154McAnd Ruse58
155Jesus Is My Sideline Reporter59
156iPadded Stats59
157Dalton Browns Booed Feats59
158Chinese Taipei Jones59
159The Perdverts59
160Sexual Chocolate59
161A Romney of Prevaricators60
162Keith Null Set60
163whinoceros60
164Liverpool Losers60
165Carson Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra60
166Orange Mush61
167Titans of Fantasy61
168The Tennessee Titans61
169Junior Tautala... Smith62
170Boynton Buffoons63
171Giving Him The Business63
172Adderallaholics Anonymous63
173Starring Ron Howard as Sean McDermott64
174NY Jests64
175Minimum Standard65
176Makin it Wayne65
177Lets Make a Diehl65
178Rod Rust Roughriders66
179ubad bro66
180Jerome Boger ate my nachos67
181FO hates the Falcons67
182Tannehill chased for Yakety Sacks69
183LastPicks69
184Wolfbadger69
185Tastes Like Butter70
186Sexual Ealing71
187Madrigal Electromotive FC71
188Dual Wielding Kevin Klobbs71
189Lockers out-of-Medlock Lockettes72
190When You Wish Upon a Gabbert72
19173
192Honey Doodoo73
193Mitt Romneys75
194A Mans Home is His Cassel76
195Human Fund77
196Dayton Triangles78
197Muscle Hamster Stew81
198jumpin johonnies81