Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1the tane meme15
3Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP19
4Terrible Towel20
6Desert Scrubs21
8Down by Context24
9Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity24
12Molly Juleps26
13Futt Bumble26
14Scoops Callahan26
15Oakland Jaguars26
16Abu Dhabi Dabblers27
17Garbage Time27
18Snitches Get Switches28
19Maidstone Vicars30
20Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico30
21Chandana you suck31
22No Better Than Solid31
23UCLA Chargers32
26Mrs Bradys Flophouse33
27Unnamed Team: 7933
28Carr-jacked In Oakland33
29PVS Leiderhosen33
30John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries34
31Houston Horribles34
32Viking Raiders35
33Jerrys Joyous Myopia35
34Ngata Prayer35
35Roberts Knee36
36London Jaguars36
37Top 80%36
39All Your Points Are Belong To You37
40Benched or Injured by Week 1137
41Winston Justice Security Systems37
42NFC West Has Too Many Cooks37
43Flightless Falcons37
44Governmentesque Efficiency39
46Brooms 239
47Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer39
48Not Sammy Watkins41
49Les Moore Must Die41
51Quincy Carter Fan Club42
52Flirting with the penalty42
54Charleston Chew42
55Grown Ass Damn Losers43
56The Lucky Losers43
58Geno Manuel44
59The Great White North44
60Orton Hears Alfred Blue45
61Incompetent Love Muffins45
63Tickle Monsters46
64Alfred Morris Dancers46
65locked in a room with bill simmons46
66The Arians Brotherhood46
67Botswana Zoes47
68Troy City47
69Ineptitude Anonymous47
70Hanhwa Eagles47
71One Knee Equals Two Feet48
72Participation Trophy Wives49
73The Shower Curtain49
74Just a Lovie Machine50
75Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie50
76Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory51
77The Ricky Williams Vision Quest51
78le sigh51
79Chortles at Bortles52
80Team Murder52
81McCown Town52
82Commissioners Unkempt List52
83Awww Cheese Whiz!52
84Last and Most Certainly Least53
85Orton Hears A Boo54
86Regression to the Mean Machine54
87Whisenhunt: QB Assassin54
88Lonesome Kickers54
89DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge54
90John Youboty does need explaining, actually55
91AD the Switch Hitter56
92Glennon or Glenda57
93Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office57
94Oorang Indians57
95Dennardians of the Darqueze58
96Turkey Bacon59
97Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story61
98Growing the Football61
100Guardians of the Galaxy61
101Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel62
102Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!63
103Carrie Williams Workout Squad63
104Stop: Mallett Time65
105Carr Wreck65
106Emerald City Kings66
107Commitment to Ambivalence68
108Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous68
109More Carrs69
110Upside Potential70
111Human Fund70
112Knights of Columbus76