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» Four Downs: NFC North

Our offseason Four Downs series continues with a division-by-division look at each team's biggest remaining holes and their most notable UDFA signings. In the NFC North, quality wide receivers and defensive backs are in short supply.

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1Headless Chickens21
2Simmons of the Mid-South22
3The Proeb and his Astro Guide23
4BeastMode2424
5Roger Goodell and his PR Team25
6Mark Brunells tears26
7Brooms26
8Ngata Prayer27
9Discussion Protocol28
10Alabama English People28
11Baklava30
12Mallet Scheduling Services31
13The Landry Jones Experience31
14Abdullah Oblongata33
15BK33
16Law of No Shop34
17PVC Liederhosen34
18Jokers35
19Thornton Melons Tall and Fat Store35
20Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs35
21San Francisco Retirement System36
22Chandana you suck36
23Sids Sides37
24Massaquoiesque38
25BarrelAgedSpartan38
26Revis Island Iced Tea39
27Kempersbh39
28Preseason Sleepers40
29The Shiznits40
30Radier Joes Rum41
31pwangsta41
32Return of the Sex Cannon41
33Daft Kings Fan Drool 42
34Ameer Flesh Wound42
35Rick and Forte Forever 100 Years42
36ChuckStrongNotForLong42
37...Falls Mainly on the Blaine42
38Ball Kinda Hard43
39Taliaferrero Rocher44
40OverRatetriots44
41LastPicks44
42MoreProbableThanNot44
43Chip Kellys Magic Beans45
44Gronks Revenge45
45Green Bae Packers45
46Below Par is Good!45
47patball46
48Everyone chooses "Suck it to Me" right?46
49Santonio Holmes Smarter Brother 46
50Break Contain (and other syntactical errors).46
51Fear the Talking Heads47
52Da Saints47
53Debacled47
54more like Roger Baddell47
55Pigs n da Skin47
56Santos L Halper48
57Fitzs left thumb48
58Greenstein49
59klaw49
60we suck49
61Undeflated Champions49
62No Punt Intended49
63Team of Punters49
64Greg Hardy is an Evil Man49
65throws like a gurley50
66Canyonero 50
67Nick Gabbert Third QB50
68Jovins34351
69Seattle Missed51
70Chiefs51
71Apple Cider > Pumpkin Spice51
72Barney Gumble51
73Saints52
74King of the Vengeful Turnips52
75Cassels Made of Sand52
76San Diego Bruins53
77Underpants Gnomes53
78Bulldogs53
79Devonta be Free(man)54
80Nick Foles Five (yard loss)55
81DAN CAMPBELL ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH55
82IR by Week 1156
83No Luck Involved56
84Watch Me Whip Watt Me JJ56
85steinmas56
86Peyton on the Blitz56
87Whitehurst Thurst56
88Hardy! Har! Har! Har!57
89Lovable Losers57
90Raiders of the Lost Angeles Market59
91Rachel Phelps gift to the NFL59
92Cromartie Condoms60
93Steve Smiths Achilles Tendon60
94The-Green-Machine61
95Tuck Rule Everlasting61
96The Lacy Chuckwagon61
97Heartbreak Ridge61
98Caldwell That Ends Not So Well62
99Oorang Indians62
100Weapon X62
101One knee equals two feet63
102Ryan Malletts Alarm Clock63
103Niggling Groin Injuries64
104Tomsula, York & Son Turf Supply64
105Flying Eagels64
106Ryan Succop Obscurity Systems65
107Genuine Extruded Football Product65
108Underpants Gnomes66
109I spent the last 10 years building up an immunity to swallowing dip67
110Geno Sacks68
111A Bunch of Guys in London69
112Jameis Winston Ate My Hamster70
113Botswana Zoes70
114DonutHoles70
115Lactate On Impact70
116Stat Frauds71
117Gabbert vs. Manning: The Debate Continues72
118Stormin Norman PicksThemOff78
119Irritabilal Powell Syndrome81