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» Sidney Rice: What Could Have Been?

Sidney Rice has retired. Is he the most random single-season DYAR leader ever? One-year wonder? Injury prone? We offer a career retrospective for the second-best wide receiver named Rice in NFL history.

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1Samas Bombas17
2Winston Justice Security Systems22
3Ziggy Hood Always Up To No Good24
4Whats My Team Name28
5What Does Guy Fawkes Say?!28
6Whats My Team Name28
7Whats My Team Name28
8Ace Parker On Ice29
9Ineligible downfield30
10Smith and Blackmon33
11Solna Bushwackers33
12Theres a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets33
13The Silent Dashes34
14Richie Incognitos Room Mate34
15In like Flynn35
16Cheeseborough, cheeseborough, cheeseborough, no coke pezi36
17Dead Reed36
18Taking the Penalty36
19Kiev Kiwi37
20Picking Incognito37
21Clus Rejects37
22Catlers38
23Dink and Doink38
24Breesus Stilettos38
25Turrrible39
26Jeekee Skirls39
27Cover 1 Schauber39
28Common Sense40
29Schiano On You Crazy Soon to be exCoach40
30LeVeon on a Jet Plane40
31Diarrhea Lips40
32Your Hide Will Make a Fine Poncho40
33Mathematically Eliminated41
34X Marks the Sucks41
35ChuckNDuckers41
36lawofmurphy41
37Thinskins42
38What Made Milwaukee Famous42
39Daltons law42
40Walshs failing failures42
41Miami Elementary Bullies43
42Jersey Lions43
43Ray Rice killed my fantasy team43
44Terror Incognito43
45Cheesy team name43
46Random Pix43
47Falcon Fallout43
48Hanhwa Eagles44
49Surprising McCown Competence44
50Human Fund45
51The London Jaguars45
52Thursday Night Jihad45
53Pondering the Imponderable45
54The Smokin Jay Cutlers45
55Legion of Suck46
56Genuine Extruded Football Product46
57The Ragmen46
58BetterThanMyFantasyTeam46
59Fire extinguished46
60Shippensburg State Teaching College Fighting Schoolmarms46
61The Enemys Yates is McCown47
62NO BLAINE, NO GAIN.47
63Young the Titus47
64Fotbolis Ridiculus47
65A Schiano Man is Neither Seen nor Heard47
66Campbellā€™s Coup47
67I drink your milkshake47
68One rib and a sip of Coke47
692nd Drummer from 38 Special48
70The Temps48
71Bobbum Man48
72Mick Foleys Jolly Follies48
73Unnamed Team: 5748
74Underpants Gnomes48
75Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs48
76Romolicious48
77Think Pink-ston49
78YOLO for Everyone49
79The Penn Is Mightier49
80Green Bay Hamstrings49
81Greed Option49
82bernbp549
83Dayton Triangles50
84The Insufficients 50
85Downtown Browns50
86Rod Rust Roughriders50
87Gang Green50
88DBrickashaws Dad50
89Bottoms Up50
90LastPicks50
91In Like Flynn50
92Trentch Warfare50
93The Headless Chickens51
94Frankforters51
9512 Years a Dave (Carr)51
96Last and Least51
970-17 Jaguars52
98The Replacements52
99Miami OG Richie "Deep Cover"52
100Chipadelphia Part II52
101Jersey Sinkholes52
102Case Keenums Top 4052
103Locker Room Bloopers with Dick Undercover52
104idrd199452
105Incognito Means Keeping a Low Profile52
106Fighting Filing Cabinets53
107Insane Clowney Posse53
108MIssing Tebow53
109Richie Incognito Isnt Incognito53
110Winning is for Losers53
111Unnamed Team: 7853
112Legion of Broom53
113Where The Hell Is Tim Tebow These Days?54
114Queen of deKnile54
115El Guapo54
116Riley Coopers problems just went Incognito54
117Raven for the Browns54
118Festival of Poo55
119Spotlight Incognito55
120Wayne Fontes Cocaine55
121The Starlets55
122Da Bearly Functioning55
123Purple Pulchritude56
124Chad My Favorite Pasta is56
125What Do Voluntary Mean Machine56
126The Tolbert Report56
127The Jaguars56
128EJ3 not RG356
129League of Ordinary (Gentle?)Men56
130Chad Henne And Some Guys57
131fraiders57
132The Le Veiathan57
133Man up and suck!58
134The Haley Bubble Screens58
135Rod Marinelli and Staph58
136I Fail At This58
137JUST WIN BUTLER58
138Miami Dolphins Leadership Council58
139Schiano Men59
140Ponderous59
141chromes new incognito window, less porn, more bullying59
142Green Machine59
143Not Quite Right59
144CrushedLikeAGrape59
145Fainting Goats59
146Kellen em softly59
147DarkKnight7059
148Flying Eagles60
149Pillar of Teeth60
150excuseme60
151The NFL in Florida = Faaaaaantastic60
152VikeDawgs61
153The Gabberts61
154TooEasy61
155Dolphjaganeers61
156McGahee or NotGahee61
157Oh no, not again!61
158Cant Tell Shite From Schiano61
159If losing were easy, everyone ....62
160EJ Manuel in Space62
161Jeff Ireland, Aspiring Daytime Talk Show Host62
162Test Team62
163Keith Null and Richie Incognito Are Dead63
164Big Bad Wolf63
165Unnamed Team: 11363
166Schottenheimer Special64
167Jacksonville Jaguars64
168The Hurt Locker64
169Shruggy Otis64
170Andrews Choice Ligaments64
171Hiding Incognito65
172Charles Xavier65
173Ponderous, Really Ponderous65
174Incognito no more65
175Incognito World Peace65
176Johnson Magic66
177Windy City Flafels66
178Blackmon knowledge66
179Fire Jeff Ireland66
180Pee-Wee Cowboys66
181Barkenvious of Course!67
182The Washington Palefaces68
183luckydogs69
184No Hope Wanderers69
185World`s Slowest Fax Machine70
186Blue Moon Hippos71
187Illiterate Read Option72
188Sing us a song youre a Schinao man72
189The Great Schism73
190WheresMyOwnersManuel73
191Incognito!73
192The Z-Team74
193Beauty Mode74
194Mingo the Mercilus74
195Bob Doles Fun Time Family Band75
196Sids Side77
197Stevie Wonders Speedboat79
198The Tankers80
199Blaine"s World82