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» 2016 NFL Draft Report Card Report

The annual FO tradition returns for the 13th straight draft! The Jaguars repeat as the champions of April, while nobody is impressed with Carolina's draft weekend decisions.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1The Landry Jones Experience10
2Pigs n da Skin13
3San Francisco Retirement System15
4Debacled15
5The Shiznits16
6Cassels Made of Sand18
7Peyton on the Blitz18
8Headless Chickens19
9The Proeb and his Astro Guide20
10Genuine Extruded Football Product21
11we suck22
12Alabama English People23
13Rick and Forte Forever 100 Years25
14Jovins34325
15Brooms26
16DAN CAMPBELL ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH26
17Mallet Scheduling Services26
18Taliaferrero Rocher27
19pwangsta27
20Chandana you suck27
21patball28
22...Falls Mainly on the Blaine28
23Ngata Prayer29
24Watch Me Whip Watt Me JJ29
25Mark Brunells tears29
26Bulldogs30
27Lovable Losers30
28Discussion Protocol30
29ChuckStrongNotForLong31
30Santonio Holmes Smarter Brother 32
31Nick Foles Five (yard loss)32
32Nick Gabbert Third QB32
33Roger Goodell and his PR Team32
34No Punt Intended33
35Heartbreak Ridge33
36Raiders of the Lost Angeles Market33
37Oorang Indians34
38Abdullah Oblongata34
39PVC Liederhosen34
40Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs34
41Apple Cider > Pumpkin Spice35
42Baklava35
43Cromartie Condoms36
44Seattle Missed36
45Geno Sacks36
46Below Par is Good!37
47BeastMode2437
48Santos L Halper37
49MoreProbableThanNot37
50BarrelAgedSpartan38
51Greg Hardy is an Evil Man39
52Simmons of the Mid-South39
53Caldwell That Ends Not So Well39
54Law of No Shop40
55Massaquoiesque40
56San Diego Bruins41
57throws like a gurley42
58The Lacy Chuckwagon42
59Stormin Norman PicksThemOff42
60One knee equals two feet42
61IR by Week 1142
62Revis Island Iced Tea42
63BK43
64klaw43
65LastPicks43
66Canyonero 43
67No Luck Involved43
68Lactate On Impact43
69Kempersbh43
70Fear the Talking Heads44
71Preseason Sleepers45
72Radier Joes Rum45
73The-Green-Machine45
74Ameer Flesh Wound46
75Fitzs left thumb46
76Chiefs46
77Daft Kings Fan Drool 46
78Devonta be Free(man)46
79Saints47
80I spent the last 10 years building up an immunity to swallowing dip48
81Underpants Gnomes49
82Sids Sides49
83Irritabilal Powell Syndrome49
84more like Roger Baddell50
85Return of the Sex Cannon50
86Ball Kinda Hard50
87Jokers50
88Greenstein50
89Flying Eagels51
90Niggling Groin Injuries51
91Team of Punters52
92Stat Frauds52
93Barney Gumble52
94Break Contain (and other syntactical errors).53
95Thornton Melons Tall and Fat Store54
96Green Bae Packers54
97Undeflated Champions54
98Tomsula, York & Son Turf Supply55
99Everyone chooses "Suck it to Me" right?55
100Hardy! Har! Har! Har!56
101Ryan Succop Obscurity Systems56
102Chip Kellys Magic Beans57
103Rachel Phelps gift to the NFL57
104Tuck Rule Everlasting60
105Steve Smiths Achilles Tendon60
106DonutHoles61
107Gabbert vs. Manning: The Debate Continues62
108Whitehurst Thurst62
109Ryan Malletts Alarm Clock62
110Weapon X63
111steinmas65
112Da Saints66
113Botswana Zoes66
114Underpants Gnomes70
115Gronks Revenge76
116A Bunch of Guys in London76
117Jameis Winston Ate My Hamster77
118OverRatetriots87
119King of the Vengeful Turnips88