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» Four Downs: NFC North

Offensive line problems highlight the needs in the NFC North ... except in Chicago, which is kind of unsettling to think about.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1The Phil Sims all-stars11
2The Clever Nicknames17
3Ponders Ponderers18
4Unnamed Team: 36621
5Big Derf Sports21
6iPadded Stats22
7thendcomes22
8ubad bro23
9Blaine Gabbert23
10Ghost Mom23
11The Big Toe24
12Flying Eagles24
13Liverpool Losers25
14Below Par is Good!25
15Andy Reids Last Cheesesteak26
16A Mans Home is His Cassel26
17LastPicks29
18Adderallaholics Anonymous29
19McAnd Ruse29
20Stupor/System29
21Wishes He Could Pick the Saints Defense29
22Rock Me Amendola30
23Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked31
24Another Incompletion32
25Marshall Law32
26High motor !32
27Winston Justice Security Systems33
28There is a turnip on the field34
29Blinded by the (Tim) Dwight34
30Earlstonian NonBohemians34
31Aromashodu Therapy35
32Cromulent Crapulence35
33Brian Kellys Windsock35
34No Better Than Solid36
35Ed Hochuloogie36
36Ngata37
37Matt Cassell37
38Der Himmel uber Tomlin37
39The Gift of Gabbert38
40Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos38
41Elven Velves38
42Underage Obama Voters38
43Starring Ron Howard as Sean McDermott38
44The Buffalo Bills Toy Pistol Formation38
45Oorang Indians39
46Bryan Anger Management39
47When Nature Calls39
48Keith Null Set39
49Squalltimore39
50The Future Is Now!40
51McNastys Minions40
52Mittens40
53The Marcus Vick Twitter Experience40
54Norvalicious Dream Team40
55Ravenna Bulldogs40
56mikepbuffalo40
57Wolfbadger40
58Apparently RBs Named Green Are Bad40
59Van Buren Boys41
60Chinese Taipei Jones41
61Obamanators41
62Phildos Phriends41
63Bill Belichick Coaching Tree41
64Lockers out-of-Medlock Lockettes41
65Pacman41
66Le Kick-Returner sur l'Herbe42
67Jerry Jones Hate Me42
68GMing by Jerry Jones43
69Blame it on the Blaine43
70Reid it and weip43
71Wherefore art thou Romeo Crennel?43
72Big Birds43
73Scrubs N Schlubs43
74Incredible Parity43
75Tastes Like Butter44
76Even the Chiefs beat us44
77Spergon Wynners44
78Hungover Electoral College44
79Tebow...44
80Grapes of Wrath45
81Team Caton45
82Nopes 2 - Nope Boogaloo45
83Sleestak Attack45
84Beefaroni Mode46
85A Romney of Prevaricators46
86Spergon for the Wynn46
87Todd Akin's Medical School46
88Tannehill chased for Yakety Sacks46
89Whats Eating Marcus Gilbert?46
90FO hates the Falcons47
91Pre-Game Show Abolitionists47
92Indignant Emus47
93DYARmaggedon47
94The Banality of the Buffalo Bills47
95Frankforters47
96Dayton Triangles47
97Brenton Is Dumb47
98Peytons Pizza Munchies48
99The Lord Demands More Tebow48
100Lucky Dogs48
101I CANT EVEN LOSE RIGHT49
102Vincent Paul Young49
103Clever Football-Related Play-On-Words49
104Roethlisberger: Legitimate!49
105king weeden and the accelerators49
106asdf49
107Kendall hunter2-ing Hunter49
108Sexual Chocolate49
109Tin Lizards49
110Junior Tautala... Smith50
111Karl Welzein50
112The Blainely Incompetents50
113The Schiano Kneel-Down Experience50
114Dual Wielding Kevin Klobbs51
115Colonel Emmanuel Sanders 51
116Wilted McGahee is Falling Down51
117Expensive Cheesecake Factory Habit51
118Dalton Browns Booed Feats52
119Abu Dhabi Dabblers52
120Don"t Cassel the Handoff52
121Orange Mush52
122Ze Flaming Redheads52
123Bill, no Blair Walsh Ball U52
124Boynton Buffoons53
125jumpin johonnies53
126Pocket Squares53
127Carson Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra53
128IngloriousBenchers53
129Fonzarelli54
130cacdonts54
131Jive Turkey Gabberters54
132Madrigal Electromotive FC54
133whinoceros54
134Human Fund54
135Titans of Fantasy55
136Minimum Standard55
137LG Twins55
138Frye Away Home55
139Last Place or Bust!56
140Brokeback Beavers56
141The Max Over/Ungers56
142The Complete Philosophies of Greg Schiano56
143Man I Got 5 Kids To Feed56
144Jerome Boger ate my nachos56
145The Llama of Chris Rainey57
146In Soviet Russia, Blount Smokes You57
147The Pele of Football57
148Binders full of losers...57
149Alladin Sanchez57
150Joe Buck Yourself57
151Jesus Is My Upback57
152When You Wish Upon a Gabbert57
153Going Against the Green(e)-Ellis57
154 is clearly ranked because . is way better than this. >58
155TeamTipper58
156Boba Fett Suspended For Season58
157Makin it Wayne58
158Losing with Style II59
159Blair Walsh 2: Book of Shadows59
160The Hustle Dumpster59
16160
162Lets Make a Diehl60
163Jesus Is My Sideline Reporter60
164Orange Delicious61
165Weeden Out the Losers61
166Giving Him The Business61
167A Skelton or Two in the Closet61
168Spaeth and Neuter Your Pets61
169Sexual Ealing61
170Vick in A Box62
171Weeden? No, I Rototill62
172Men Beaten By Jacks62
173No Winston Justice, No Metta World Peace62
174Wreck-It Ralph Wilson62
175The Tennessee Titans63
176Vilmaous63
177Barkaloungers63
178The Perdverts64
179The Sproletariat Uprising64
180They Wouldnt Take Our First Rounder Unless We Promised to Tank64
181bear sloths64
182Mattys Boys64
183Rod Rust Roughriders65
184Gift of Gabbert66
185Skelton and Masters of the University of Phoenix67
186Mitt Romneys69
187This Guys Whimper Means He Just Banged69
188NY Jests70
189Average Joes71
190Watt was that72
191nuggets74
192The Darkest Timeline76
193Muscle Hamster Stew77
194Nnamdi79
195Honey Doodoo79
196Dalton law81
197Troy City81
198The Dane Cook of Roster Construction81