Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP16
2Not Sammy Watkins17
3Incompetent Love Muffins17
4The Ricky Williams Vision Quest18
5Ngata Prayer18
6Whisenhunt: QB Assassin19
7Flirting with the penalty20
8Oakland Jaguars21
9Abu Dhabi Dabblers21
11Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer23
12Molly Juleps23
13Terrible Towel23
14Just a Lovie Machine23
15Regression to the Mean Machine24
16Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie24
17Unnamed Team: 7924
19Glennon or Glenda25
20Viking Raiders25
21Down by Context26
22John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries26
23Geno Manuel27
24Houston Horribles27
25Desert Scrubs28
26Garbage Time28
28Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico28
29Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory29
31Participation Trophy Wives29
32Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story29
33Hanhwa Eagles30
34The Arians Brotherhood31
36Scoops Callahan31
37Charleston Chew32
39Botswana Zoes32
41NFC West Has Too Many Cooks33
42No Better Than Solid34
44Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity35
45Oorang Indians35
46Team Murder36
47Roberts Knee36
48London Jaguars36
49Benched or Injured by Week 1137
51Dennardians of the Darqueze37
52Snitches Get Switches38
53All Your Points Are Belong To You39
54DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge39
55Flightless Falcons39
57Ineptitude Anonymous40
58Maidstone Vicars40
59Brooms 241
60The Lucky Losers41
61Carr-jacked In Oakland42
62Top 80%43
64Winston Justice Security Systems43
65Governmentesque Efficiency43
66Futt Bumble43
67Carr Wreck44
68Chandana you suck44
69Orton Hears A Boo44
70Emerald City Kings45
71Quincy Carter Fan Club45
73Alfred Morris Dancers46
74Commissioners Unkempt List46
75Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!46
76Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel47
77Jerrys Joyous Myopia47
78Turkey Bacon48
79Troy City48
80More Carrs48
81Awww Cheese Whiz!48
82locked in a room with bill simmons49
83the tane meme49
84AD the Switch Hitter49
85Last and Most Certainly Least49
86UCLA Chargers51
87Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous51
88Grown Ass Damn Losers52
89Tickle Monsters53
90Mrs Bradys Flophouse53
91Guardians of the Galaxy53
92Stop: Mallett Time53
95The Shower Curtain55
96le sigh55
97Upside Potential56
98Growing the Football58
99One Knee Equals Two Feet59
100John Youboty does need explaining, actually59
101McCown Town60
102Knights of Columbus60
104Lonesome Kickers62
105Chortles at Bortles63
106Carrie Williams Workout Squad64
107Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office65
108Commitment to Ambivalence65
109Human Fund66
110Les Moore Must Die69
111Orton Hears Alfred Blue81
112The Great White North86