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» Week 14 DVOA Ratings

The Rams lose the DVOA Bowl but keep the top spot, achieving something historically rare: ranking in the top five for all three phases of the game. Meanwhile, four great defenses take a tumble when Seattle, Jacksonville, Pittsburgh, and Baltimore all score way more points than expected.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Team Names are Optional23
2Kizer Sozes25
3Siemian Ancestry27
4Spurgons Sturgeons 30
5Billy Goat31
6 Williston weasels32
7Terry Bradshaw lawsuit over "TB12" brand34
82nd Best Brett in Packer QB History34
10Fournette About It35
11Losing the Hard Way35
13Mac A Doodle Doo35
14Little Giants36
16Botswana Zoes37
17Younghoe NoMo37
18Perfectly Cromulent37
19High volume low results38
20Kew Pigeons38
21Cat videos are more entertaining39
22Rod Rust Roughriders39
23Ban Thursdays39
24Harvey Birdman40
25LeVeon Bell Curves40
27Purple Pulchritude41
28Paul DePodestatutes42
29 Two gurleys one cup42
30Macho Madness42
31Tecmo Turds43
32Plucky Banjofish43
34Beathard Gets Beat Hard43
35Kamar Achin’43
37London Wants Good Games44
3890 Proof Ham44
39All Scrubs44
40If you cant handle me at my Hundleyst you dont deserve me at my Rodgerst44
41Tate Misbehavin44
42Vacuum Cleaners45
43Share The Joeckel45
44Genuine Extruded Football Product45
45The Bottom 1045
46Failball Browns45
47Raider José45
48Thomas Chiu46
49Batul ur fat46
50Is Groot an Ent?46
52well, hundley47
53Inside out the Upside Down 48
54Points are for Losers48
55Lud City Bumblers48
56Ball Kinda Hard49
57Blood Death and Destruction49
58Losing goodly49
59Borussia Prenzelberg49
60We stole JuJus bicycle49
61SHELDON Cooper woulda caught that49
62Repo Patrol49
63SD Bruins49
64Getting Off the Jets Plane50
65Team Sacktuary50
67God Hates Jags51
68Enraged Banana Slugs51
69Headless Chickens51
70Advanced Cutlery51
71Katie Bar The End Zone!52
72McAdoo about nothing52
73Unnamed Team: 55952
74Cleveland Callups53
75Bart's Loser League Team53
76The Lone Gunslinger53
80I wish54
81Im Billish on the Bills55
82I Pity The Koo55
83Cant See DeForest For DeTrees55
84Left Tackle Turnstile Blues55
86Make America Brate Again55
87The Savage Flacco56
88Jaguars jokes are so last year56
89Hoyer for a fourth56
90I Hate the Patriots56
91Holding Out for a Flacco56
94komodo dragons 57
952018 Cleveland Browns Head Coach Jeff Fisher58
96Seattle Missed58
97A Man Called Horst Mulhmann58
98Billy B and the East Side Boyz58
99Free Safety Dance59
100Once More into Infamy!59
101Awful Waffles59
102Team Ramrod60
103Bilal-tated Concerns61
105Lake Toews61
106Gridsilk Club61
107Ertz Donut62
108Human Fund63
110Leroy Hoard63
112Desert Rats65
113doomsday def66
114Affirmative Action66
115The Kizer Chiefs67
116Vacuum Fleener68
117McAdoo About Nothing68
118Jaguars: Working without a Fournette69
120Virginias McCasket73
122The Bears Still Suck73
123Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs73
124Sams team79