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» The Week In Quotes: August 18, 2017

In the world of NFL quotes, Marshawn Lynch is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus: some great plays in practice, some terrible plays in practice, wicked rhymes, and Guy Fieri.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Bad Hombres25
2Leroooooooooy Jeeeenkiiiins25
3Cant Get Goff The Bench26
4Goffing Fitz27
5Kotorékemberek Annihilation30
6Kessler Syndrome30
7They are who we thought they were31
8Participation Trophy Wives33
9Concussion Protocols34
10Ball Kinda Hard34
12Polian Error35
13Orange Sensation35
14Free Safety Dance35
15Headless Chickens36
16will I ever figger it out37
17The Helmet Drop38
18The Process Trusters38
19AJs teams 40
20doomsday def40
21Make the NFL Great Again40
23Team Tinderz41
24Breaking the Glass Ceiling for Oompa Loompas42
25Donkey Squad42
26Break Contain - and other grammatical errors42
27Vacuum Fleener43
28Wentz All Said And Done43
30Toms Titans44
31Gronk me!44
32Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs44
33Katie Bar The End Zone!44
35Rolling Bears45
36The Cretins46
37Magnificently Inept46
38Barry Word Play46
40Toiloloing on Levine46
41Joey Freshwater All Stars46
42Duck handlers46
44Goff my lawn47
45SD Bruins47
46Sad days indeed48
47Triple Negative48
48Dakka Dakka Dakka48
49Figgus Pudding49
50Spinal Tapas49
52Chandana You Suck49
53Below Par is Good!49
54Endorsed by Bill Belichick49
55Pick Six, Six Picks49
57American Democracy49
58Legend of Lonestar50
59West Texas Ocelots50
60Keep It .0151
62Brady/Belichick 201651
63Stay out of Trouble51
65The Bears Still Suck52
67Jon kitna express53
68Average at Best53
69I Watch The Dolphins, I Live For Bad Football53
70Muhammad Wilkersons Birthday Party54
71Turn Your Head and Goff54
73Gone Gurley54
74No Better Than Solid54
76The Jaguars56
78Camcussion II: Revenge of the Axon56
79Botswana Zoes57
80When life gives you Clemmings, make out a will57
81Cameron Meredith Baxter-Birney57
82Cheetos Cabinet58
83Flaming Potatoes58
84Into The Void58
87grey cup champions60
88Sharknado 16: Make Goodell Great Again61
89GoRex (andtakeRobwithyou)61
90Bart's Loser League Team61
91Bad enough to beat the Steelers62
92I Came I Saw I Wentz62
93Genuine Extruded Football Product65
94Cucarachas Enojadas65
95Springtime for Cutler and Jeffery66
96Seattle Missed66
97Alfred Blue Screen of Death66
98Swedish null team II67
997-9 Suddenly Seems Optimistic67
100One Knee Equals Two Feet68
101Women and Siemian Dont Mix72
102Full of Mularkey72
104Son of Below Replacement Value75
105"Late Hits" is my 90s Cover Band75
106Bobby Jindal Tickle Stick76