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» The Week In Quotes: August 29, 2014

This week: Josh Shaw lies, Steve Smith intimidates, Le'Veon Bell relaxes, Matt Simms dances, and Clint Trickett kisses and tells.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Schiano On You Crazy Soon to be exCoach25
2lawofmurphy27
3Mick Foleys Jolly Follies27
4Cover 1 Schauber28
5Jeekee Skirls28
6Green Machine29
7ChuckNDuckers30
8Cheesy team name31
9NO BLAINE, NO GAIN.31
10Trentch Warfare32
11Sing us a song youre a Schinao man32
12Miami Dolphins Leadership Council33
13EJ3 not RG333
14X Marks the Sucks33
15Ziggy Hood Always Up To No Good34
16Solna Bushwackers34
17Ray Rice killed my fantasy team35
18Schiano Men35
19Young the Titus35
20Riley Coopers problems just went Incognito35
21Turrrible35
22LeVeon on a Jet Plane36
23Man up and suck!36
24Falcon Fallout36
25Samas Bombas37
26Locker Room Bloopers with Dick Undercover37
27Charles Xavier38
28Green Bay Hamstrings38
29Romolicious39
30Jersey Sinkholes39
31The Hurt Locker39
32Unnamed Team: 11339
33Unnamed Team: 7839
34Theres a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets39
35Richie Incognito Isnt Incognito40
36Diarrhea Lips40
37The Penn Is Mightier40
38Ace Parker On Ice41
39Sids Side41
40Human Fund42
41VikeDawgs42
42The Z-Team42
43Fighting Filing Cabinets42
44If losing were easy, everyone ....43
45A Schiano Man is Neither Seen nor Heard43
46Pondering the Imponderable43
47I drink your milkshake43
48Dead Reed43
49WheresMyOwnersManuel44
50Whats My Team Name44
51Daltons law44
52Raven for the Browns44
53What Does Guy Fawkes Say?!44
54YOLO for Everyone44
55Whats My Team Name44
56The Jaguars44
57Whats My Team Name44
58Legion of Broom45
59Jeff Ireland, Aspiring Daytime Talk Show Host45
60Genuine Extruded Football Product45
61Gang Green45
62Hanhwa Eagles46
63Campbellā€™s Coup46
64Blue Moon Hippos46
65Clus Rejects46
66Dayton Triangles46
67Miami OG Richie "Deep Cover"47
68Bobbum Man47
69I Fail At This47
70Taking the Penalty47
71Fotbolis Ridiculus47
722nd Drummer from 38 Special47
73Johnson Magic47
74The Smokin Jay Cutlers47
75Fire Jeff Ireland47
76League of Ordinary (Gentle?)Men48
77Winning is for Losers48
78Da Bearly Functioning48
79Oh no, not again!48
80Fire extinguished48
81Smith and Blackmon48
82Insane Clowney Posse48
83El Guapo49
84Last and Least49
85Incognito Means Keeping a Low Profile49
86Shruggy Otis49
87fraiders49
88Incognito no more50
89excuseme50
90CrushedLikeAGrape50
91Hiding Incognito50
92Terror Incognito50
93Downtown Browns51
94Shippensburg State Teaching College Fighting Schoolmarms51
95The Ragmen51
96Mathematically Eliminated51
97MIssing Tebow51
98Keith Null and Richie Incognito Are Dead51
99Purple Pulchritude51
100BetterThanMyFantasyTeam51
101Picking Incognito52
102The Le Veiathan52
103Pee-Wee Cowboys52
104The Headless Chickens52
105Legion of Suck52
106Underpants Gnomes52
107The Temps53
108EJ Manuel in Space53
109Ponderous, Really Ponderous53
110Andrews Choice Ligaments53
111Ponderous53
112Fainting Goats53
113Blaine"s World54
114Thinskins54
115Unnamed Team: 5754
116Wayne Fontes Cocaine54
117Chad My Favorite Pasta is54
118Flying Eagles54
119Chipadelphia Part II54
120Schottenheimer Special55
121Bottoms Up55
1220-17 Jaguars56
123bernbp556
124Incognito!57
125The Insufficients 57
126Ineligible downfield57
127Kellen em softly57
128Jacksonville Jaguars57
129Bob Doles Fun Time Family Band58
130Walshs failing failures58
131Rod Rust Roughriders58
132Dolphjaganeers58
133Kiev Kiwi58
134The Replacements58
135Big Bad Wolf58
136idrd199458
137Jersey Lions59
138Think Pink-ston59
139One rib and a sip of Coke59
140Barkenvious of Course!59
141Illiterate Read Option59
142No Hope Wanderers59
143Blackmon knowledge59
144The Washington Palefaces59
145McGahee or NotGahee60
146Case Keenums Top 4060
147The Starlets60
148Greed Option60
149The Great Schism61
150The Silent Dashes61
151Test Team61
152DarkKnight7062
153Stevie Wonders Speedboat62
154Your Hide Will Make a Fine Poncho62
155The NFL in Florida = Faaaaaantastic62
156Spotlight Incognito63
157Pillar of Teeth63
158Rod Marinelli and Staph63
159What Do Voluntary Mean Machine64
160luckydogs64
161What Made Milwaukee Famous64
162Not Quite Right65
163Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs65
164The Gabberts66
16512 Years a Dave (Carr)66
166In like Flynn67
167Richie Incognitos Room Mate67
168Random Pix67
169Thursday Night Jihad67
170LastPicks67
171Miami Elementary Bullies67
172Breesus Stilettos68
173Chad Henne And Some Guys69
174The Tolbert Report70
175Beauty Mode70
176Festival of Poo70
177chromes new incognito window, less porn, more bullying70
178DBrickashaws Dad72
179World`s Slowest Fax Machine72
180Surprising McCown Competence72
181The Haley Bubble Screens73
182TooEasy73
183Mingo the Mercilus73
184Frankforters73
185Dink and Doink74
186Catlers74
187Winston Justice Security Systems76
188Cant Tell Shite From Schiano76
189JUST WIN BUTLER76
190The London Jaguars76
191Common Sense76
192Queen of deKnile77
193The Enemys Yates is McCown77
194Where The Hell Is Tim Tebow These Days?78
195Incognito World Peace78
196In Like Flynn81
197Cheeseborough, cheeseborough, cheeseborough, no coke pezi81
198The Tankers83
199Windy City Flafels108