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» Word of Muth: Lane Johnson and D.J. Fluker

Lane Johnson and D.J. Fluker were selected high in the draft, but both have troubling flaws in pass protection according to Word of Muth.

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7The Buffalo Bills Toy Pistol Formation22
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22The Marcus Vick Twitter Experience31
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34The Banality of the Buffalo Bills32
35Brian Kellys Windsock33
36Wishes He Could Pick the Saints Defense33
37Winston Justice Security Systems33
38A Mans Home is His Cassel33
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40The Darkest Timeline33
41TeamTipper34
42Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos34
43Dalton law35
44Todd Akin's Medical School35
45Beefaroni Mode35
46There is a turnip on the field35
47Flying Eagles35
48Sexual Ealing35
49Honey Doodoo35
50Pacman36
51The Blainely Incompetents36
52Jesus Is My Upback36
53Elven Velves36
54Adderallaholics Anonymous37
55No Better Than Solid37
56Lockers out-of-Medlock Lockettes37
57Mitt Romneys37
58The Lord Demands More Tebow37
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60Ed Hochuloogie38
61The Phil Sims all-stars38
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66The Complete Philosophies of Greg Schiano39
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69Wilted McGahee is Falling Down39
70Phildos Phriends39
71A Romney of Prevaricators40
72Boba Fett Suspended For Season40
73Jesus Is My Sideline Reporter40
74Makin it Wayne40
75Even the Chiefs beat us40
76Scrubs N Schlubs41
77Carson Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra41
78king weeden and the accelerators41
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84Man I Got 5 Kids To Feed42
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90This Guys Whimper Means He Just Banged43
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93No Winston Justice, No Metta World Peace44
94When Nature Calls45
95They Wouldnt Take Our First Rounder Unless We Promised to Tank45
96Wreck-It Ralph Wilson45
97Don"t Cassel the Handoff45
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100Tebow...46
101Norvalicious Dream Team46
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106Jerry Jones Hate Me46
107Tastes Like Butter46
108Wolfbadger46
109The Gift of Gabbert46
110Blame it on the Blaine47
111The Max Over/Ungers47
112Vick in A Box47
113Dalton Browns Booed Feats48
114The Future Is Now!48
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118Hungover Electoral College48
119Lucky Dogs48
120Weeden Out the Losers48
121Average Joes49
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144In Soviet Russia, Blount Smokes You52
145Boynton Buffoons52
146Weeden? No, I Rototill52
147Grapes of Wrath53
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149Big Derf Sports53
150Aromashodu Therapy53
151Giving Him The Business53
152Troy City53
153Spaeth and Neuter Your Pets54
154Bryan Anger Management54
155Alladin Sanchez54
156Le Kick-Returner sur l'Herbe55
157Nnamdi55
158Rod Rust Roughriders55
159Human Fund55
160Ngata55
161The Pele of Football55
162Cromulent Crapulence56
163Junior Tautala... Smith56
164Squalltimore56
165McNastys Minions56
166Stupor/System56
167Whats Eating Marcus Gilbert?57
168Orange Mush57
169Pocket Squares57
170Frankforters57
171bear sloths58
172Blair Walsh 2: Book of Shadows58
173Reid it and weip59
174The Schiano Kneel-Down Experience59
175FO hates the Falcons59
176Ze Flaming Redheads60
177mikepbuffalo60
178Lets Make a Diehl60
179Dual Wielding Kevin Klobbs60
180The Dane Cook of Roster Construction61
181The Sproletariat Uprising61
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183Chinese Taipei Jones63
184Obamanators63
185Jerome Boger ate my nachos63
186When You Wish Upon a Gabbert63
187Going Against the Green(e)-Ellis63
188The Perdverts64
189jumpin johonnies65
190Gift of Gabbert66
191Der Himmel uber Tomlin67
192Vincent Paul Young67
193Watt was that67
194Muscle Hamster Stew68
195Titans of Fantasy69
196Barkaloungers69
197Brenton Is Dumb70
198NY Jests84