Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Houston Horribles7
2Brooms 218
3Governmentesque Efficiency19
4Incompetent Love Muffins21
5Carr-jacked In Oakland22
6Alfred Morris Dancers23
7Cortez the Defense DVOA Killer23
8Growing the Football25
9Scoops Callahan27
10Whatever28
11Dan Snyders DC ComcastMonsantoExxonPapaJohnsWalmarts brought to you by Geico28
12Flirting with the penalty29
13Just a Lovie Machine29
14Commissioners Unkempt List29
15Terrible Towel29
16Tickle Monsters30
17Orton Hears Alfred Blue30
18John Youboty does need explaining, actually31
19Snitches Get Switches31
20Captain Nonsense and the Major Stupidity32
21Dumb and Dumber AKA Jets Front Office32
22London Jaguars34
23More Carrs34
24Ngata Prayer34
25All Your Points Are Belong To You35
26Dont Read Option the Users EJ Manuel35
27Geno Manuel35
28Down by Context35
29Last and Most Certainly Least36
30Orton Hears A Boo36
31Muscle Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie36
32Turkey Bacon37
33Futt Bumble37
34TeamYolo39
35Hanhwa Eagles39
36The Lucky Losers39
37Molly Juleps40
38Garbage Time40
39Debacled40
40Emerald City Kings41
41John Izdik Wishes You Could See How Hard This Team Tries41
42DYARmaggedon41
43Desert Scrubs42
44No Better Than Solid42
45Awww Cheese Whiz!42
46Les Moore Must Die44
47Winston Justice Security Systems44
48Troy City45
49Deathbystat45
50Participation Trophy Wives45
51Carr Wreck45
52Jerrys Joyous Myopia45
53UCLA Chargers46
54Dennardians of the Darqueze49
55Ph`nglui mglw`nafh Reid R`lyeh wgah`nagl fhtagn!49
56D(V)OA49
57Livin on the Wedge: The Dave Toub Story49
58the tane meme49
59Ineptitude Anonymous49
60Viking Raiders50
61Guardians of the Galaxy50
62Top 80%50
63Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous51
64NFC West Has Too Many Cooks51
65Stop: Mallett Time51
66Igloos51
67RodRustRoughriders52
68Lonesome Kickers52
69Oakland Jaguars53
70Glennon or Glenda53
71Team Murder54
72Human Fund54
73Benched or Injured by Week 1154
74McCown Town55
75Abu Dhabi Dabblers55
76Tannihilism!55
77Quincy Carter Fan Club55
78dungalosers55
79Botswana Zoes55
80Oorang Indians56
81The Arians Brotherhood56
82Mrs Bradys Flophouse56
83Carrie Williams Workout Squad56
84tottenhamburglars56
85Not Sammy Watkins57
86Whisenhunt: QB Assassin57
87The Great White North58
88Knights of Columbus58
89DeAngelo Halls Pizza Revenge58
90AD the Switch Hitter59
91The Ricky Williams Vision Quest59
92The Shower Curtain59
93Kaepernick Uncertainty Theory60
94Flightless Falcons60
95One Knee Equals Two Feet61
96Regression to the Mean Machine61
97Upside Potential62
98Charleston Chew62
99locked in a room with bill simmons63
100LastPicks63
101Cojo65
102Unnamed Team: 7966
103Commitment to Ambivalence67
104le sigh67
105Roberts Knee69
106Maidstone Vicars69
107Cortez Allen is our defensive MVP70
108STN72
109Grudendammerung75
110Chandana you suck76
111Grown Ass Damn Losers78
112Chortles at Bortles79