Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Elven Velves18
2Colonel Emmanuel Sanders 27
3The Marcus Vick Twitter Experience28
4Ravenna Bulldogs29
5The Phil Sims all-stars30
6Phildos Phriends31
7Big Derf Sports31
8iPadded Stats31
9Wilted McGahee is Falling Down31
10Vick in A Box32
11The Buffalo Bills Toy Pistol Formation32
12High motor !33
13Clever Football-Related Play-On-Words33
14No Better Than Solid33
15There is a turnip on the field34
16Todd Akin's Medical School34
17Frankforters34
18Wherefore art thou Romeo Crennel?35
19Blaine Gabbert35
20Andy Reids Last Cheesesteak36
21The Clever Nicknames37
22Alladin Sanchez38
23The Blainely Incompetents38
24Rock Me Amendola39
25Tastes Like Butter39
26Ed Hochuloogie39
27Team Caton39
28The Gift of Gabbert39
29Scrubs N Schlubs40
30The Schiano Kneel-Down Experience40
31Norvalicious Dream Team40
32Sexual Chocolate40
33Van Buren Boys41
34Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked41
35Marshall Law41
36Kendall hunter2-ing Hunter41
37FO hates the Falcons41
38Frye Away Home41
39In Soviet Russia, Blount Smokes You42
40Carson Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra42
41They Wouldnt Take Our First Rounder Unless We Promised to Tank42
42Even the Chiefs beat us42
43Adderallaholics Anonymous42
44Wishes He Could Pick the Saints Defense42
45ubad bro42
46McAnd Ruse42
47Spergon Wynners43
48Blinded by the (Tim) Dwight43
49Flying Eagles43
50Apparently RBs Named Green Are Bad43
51Cromulent Crapulence43
52Below Par is Good!43
53Reid it and weip43
54Weeden? No, I Rototill44
55Ghost Mom44
56Troy City44
57Losing with Style II44
58Bryan Anger Management45
59Pacman45
60Karl Welzein46
61Honey Doodoo46
62Sleestak Attack46
63The Lord Demands More Tebow46
64When Nature Calls47
65Keith Null Set47
66Abu Dhabi Dabblers47
67Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos47
68mikepbuffalo47
69Weeden Out the Losers47
70jumpin johonnies48
71Earlstonian NonBohemians48
72Jerry Jones Hate Me48
73Man I Got 5 Kids To Feed48
74Barkaloungers48
75Joe Buck Yourself48
76Brenton Is Dumb48
77Dalton Browns Booed Feats49
78McNastys Minions49
79The Llama of Chris Rainey49
80A Romney of Prevaricators49
81Titans of Fantasy49
82Orange Delicious49
83A Mans Home is His Cassel49
84Makin it Wayne50
85Mittens50
86Blame it on the Blaine50
87Le Kick-Returner sur l'Herbe50
88Vilmaous50
89Liverpool Losers50
90The Future Is Now!51
91Tebow...51
92 is clearly ranked because . is way better than this. >51
93The Complete Philosophies of Greg Schiano51
94The Tennessee Titans51
95I CANT EVEN LOSE RIGHT51
96Spergon for the Wynn52
97This Guys Whimper Means He Just Banged52
98The Pele of Football52
99Pre-Game Show Abolitionists52
100Indignant Emus52
101Winston Justice Security Systems52
102Another Incompletion53
103Chinese Taipei Jones53
104Underage Obama Voters53
105Fonzarelli53
106Starring Ron Howard as Sean McDermott53
107Jive Turkey Gabberters54
108Junior Tautala... Smith54
109The Hustle Dumpster54
110No Winston Justice, No Metta World Peace54
111GMing by Jerry Jones54
112Bill, no Blair Walsh Ball U54
113Ngata55
114Bill Belichick Coaching Tree55
115TeamTipper55
116Whats Eating Marcus Gilbert?56
117Brian Kellys Windsock56
118Grapes of Wrath56
119Wolfbadger56
120Nopes 2 - Nope Boogaloo56
121Dayton Triangles56
122Don"t Cassel the Handoff56
123Orange Mush56
124nuggets56
125Nnamdi56
126The Max Over/Ungers56
127king weeden and the accelerators56
128DYARmaggedon56
129Lucky Dogs56
130Binders full of losers...57
131Squalltimore57
132Rod Rust Roughriders57
133cacdonts57
134Going Against the Green(e)-Ellis57
135Pocket Squares57
136The Banality of the Buffalo Bills57
137asdf57
138Peytons Pizza Munchies57
139Dalton law58
140Beefaroni Mode58
141Ze Flaming Redheads58
142Oorang Indians58
143Minimum Standard58
144Skelton and Masters of the University of Phoenix58
145The Perdverts58
146Giving Him The Business59
147Big Birds59
148Boynton Buffoons59
149Boba Fett Suspended For Season59
150Vincent Paul Young59
151LG Twins60
152Jerome Boger ate my nachos60
153Madrigal Electromotive FC60
154Dual Wielding Kevin Klobbs60
155Lockers out-of-Medlock Lockettes60
156thendcomes60
157Spaeth and Neuter Your Pets60
158Mattys Boys60
159Jesus Is My Upback61
160Der Himmel uber Tomlin61
161When You Wish Upon a Gabbert61
162IngloriousBenchers61
163Mitt Romneys61
164Last Place or Bust!62
165Unnamed Team: 36663
166Stupor/System63
167The Big Toe63
168Expensive Cheesecake Factory Habit63
169Aromashodu Therapy64
170Human Fund64
171Ponders Ponderers64
172Incredible Parity64
173Tin Lizards66
174The Sproletariat Uprising67
175bear sloths67
176Jesus Is My Sideline Reporter67
177The Darkest Timeline67
178Roethlisberger: Legitimate!68
179Sexual Ealing68
180Gift of Gabbert69
181Blair Walsh 2: Book of Shadows69
182Men Beaten By Jacks70
183Muscle Hamster Stew70
184Lets Make a Diehl71
185LastPicks72
18672
187whinoceros72
188Tannehill chased for Yakety Sacks72
189Brokeback Beavers73
190Average Joes73
191Obamanators74
192A Skelton or Two in the Closet74
193Wreck-It Ralph Wilson74
194Matt Cassell76
195Watt was that76
196Hungover Electoral College76
197The Dane Cook of Roster Construction77
198NY Jests82