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Loser League - Weekly Results

1Cassels Made of Sand20
2Pigs n da Skin21
3Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs25
4Abdullah Oblongata25
5Chandana you suck26
6Debacled26
7Cromartie Condoms26
8Peyton on the Blitz27
9Flying Eagels28
10IR by Week 1128
11The Proeb and his Astro Guide28
12The Lacy Chuckwagon30
13Baklava30
14Alabama English People30
15Headless Chickens30
16Chiefs31
17Lovable Losers31
18BeastMode2431
19Apple Cider > Pumpkin Spice31
20Radier Joes Rum31
21San Francisco Retirement System31
22Fear the Talking Heads32
23Gronks Revenge32
24pwangsta33
25Brooms33
26Stormin Norman PicksThemOff33
27Mark Brunells tears33
28I spent the last 10 years building up an immunity to swallowing dip33
29Ngata Prayer33
30Taliaferrero Rocher34
31Everyone chooses "Suck it to Me" right?34
32San Diego Bruins34
33Lactate On Impact35
34Greenstein35
35The Landry Jones Experience36
36The Shiznits36
37Niggling Groin Injuries36
38Watch Me Whip Watt Me JJ37
39Nick Foles Five (yard loss)37
40Nick Gabbert Third QB37
41Caldwell That Ends Not So Well37
42Geno Sacks37
43klaw37
44PVC Liederhosen37
45Discussion Protocol38
46Simmons of the Mid-South39
47Greg Hardy is an Evil Man39
48throws like a gurley39
49Da Saints39
50One knee equals two feet39
51Santos L Halper39
52Rachel Phelps gift to the NFL40
53The-Green-Machine40
54Massaquoiesque40
55...Falls Mainly on the Blaine40
56Jovins34340
57Kempersbh40
58Tuck Rule Everlasting41
59Canyonero 41
60Ball Kinda Hard42
61Fitzs left thumb42
62Genuine Extruded Football Product42
63Rick and Forte Forever 100 Years42
64DAN CAMPBELL ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH42
65Saints42
66Santonio Holmes Smarter Brother 42
67Below Par is Good!43
68Return of the Sex Cannon44
69No Luck Involved44
70Sids Sides44
71BK44
72Revis Island Iced Tea45
73Ryan Succop Obscurity Systems45
74patball46
75Gabbert vs. Manning: The Debate Continues47
76Jokers47
77Underpants Gnomes48
78DonutHoles48
79Green Bae Packers48
80LastPicks49
81Preseason Sleepers50
82Mallet Scheduling Services50
83Seattle Missed50
84A Bunch of Guys in London51
85Hardy! Har! Har! Har!52
86Thornton Melons Tall and Fat Store52
87Devonta be Free(man)53
88Roger Goodell and his PR Team55
89ChuckStrongNotForLong55
90Bulldogs56
91MoreProbableThanNot56
92we suck56
93more like Roger Baddell57
94Oorang Indians57
95Botswana Zoes57
96Jameis Winston Ate My Hamster57
97Heartbreak Ridge57
98King of the Vengeful Turnips57
99Underpants Gnomes59
100Ameer Flesh Wound59
101Team of Punters59
102Irritabilal Powell Syndrome61
103Steve Smiths Achilles Tendon62
104Undeflated Champions62
105Ryan Malletts Alarm Clock62
106Raiders of the Lost Angeles Market62
107steinmas63
108Barney Gumble65
109Break Contain (and other syntactical errors).66
110Tomsula, York & Son Turf Supply66
111No Punt Intended70
112Chip Kellys Magic Beans72
113Whitehurst Thurst74
114OverRatetriots75
115Law of No Shop77
116Stat Frauds80
117BarrelAgedSpartan82
118Daft Kings Fan Drool 85
119Weapon X90