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» The Week In Quotes: August 18, 2017

In the world of NFL quotes, Marshawn Lynch is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus: some great plays in practice, some terrible plays in practice, wicked rhymes, and Guy Fieri.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Jon kitna express15
2Debacled18
3Donkey Squad19
4Polian Error19
5Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs21
6Make the NFL Great Again25
7Goffing Fitz27
8Joey Freshwater All Stars27
9Sharknado 16: Make Goodell Great Again30
10Free Safety Dance30
11Below Par is Good!30
12Springtime for Cutler and Jeffery30
13Bobby Jindal Tickle Stick30
14Cheetos Cabinet32
15Breaking the Glass Ceiling for Oompa Loompas33
16SD Bruins33
17Goff my lawn35
187-9 Suddenly Seems Optimistic37
19One Knee Equals Two Feet38
20The Cretins38
21Orange Sensation38
22American Democracy41
23Spinal Tapas41
24Average at Best41
25Triple Negative42
26Endorsed by Bill Belichick43
27"Late Hits" is my 90s Cover Band43
28Muhammad Wilkersons Birthday Party43
29Break Contain - and other grammatical errors44
30Jets44
31DapperDanMan44
32Barry Word Play44
33Indigo44
34EmmittsBoyz45
35Women and Siemian Dont Mix45
36Seattle Missed45
37doomsday def45
38Concussion Protocols45
39Full of Mularkey45
40Keep It .0145
41Chiefs46
42Bad enough to beat the Steelers46
43Pick Six, Six Picks46
44The Bears Still Suck47
45Ball Kinda Hard48
46Toms Titans48
47Legend of Lonestar49
48stanleygoober49
49Vacuum Fleener49
50No Better Than Solid49
51West Texas Ocelots49
52Botswana Zoes50
53MNRefs51
54Dakka Dakka Dakka52
55The Helmet Drop52
56Cucarachas Enojadas52
57They are who we thought they were52
58Cameron Meredith Baxter-Birney53
59Gronk me!53
60TheBigGronkowski53
61Genuine Extruded Football Product53
62steinmas53
63Cant Get Goff The Bench54
64SadSackSeeker55
65Toiloloing on Levine55
66Kotorékemberek Annihilation55
67Headless Chickens55
68Bad Hombres55
69Magnificently Inept56
70Katie Bar The End Zone!57
71Greenstein57
72Leroooooooooy Jeeeenkiiiins58
73Rolling Bears58
74Kessler Syndrome58
75Turn Your Head and Goff58
76Chandana You Suck59
77Figgus Pudding60
78will I ever figger it out60
79Tigtog61
80grey cup champions61
81Brady/Belichick 201662
82I Came I Saw I Wentz62
83When life gives you Clemmings, make out a will63
84Bart's Loser League Team63
85Flaming Potatoes63
86I Watch The Dolphins, I Live For Bad Football63
87AJs teams 64
88LastPicks64
89Wentz All Said And Done64
90Swedish null team II65
91Participation Trophy Wives66
92nashville66
93Alfred Blue Screen of Death66
94Duck handlers66
95BerryMembers67
96BrownChowdhury68
97GoRex (andtakeRobwithyou)68
98Sad days indeed69
99Team Tinderz70
100Camcussion II: Revenge of the Axon70
101The Jaguars71
102Stay out of Trouble71
103Son of Below Replacement Value74
104The Process Trusters75
105Gone Gurley76
106Into The Void79