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» OFI: Blowouts, Upsets, and Narrow Escapes

The College Football Playoff field narrowed on Saturday. Some teams got upset, some barely escaped an upset, and a few had big record-setting blowouts.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Worse Than Ever76
2Genuine Extruded Football Product82
3Dennardians of the Darqueze83
4Carr accident waiting to happen83
5Jumping to Concussions83
6book83
7STFU Donny83
8The Wolf of Mile High Stadium84
9Roberts Knees85
10Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead85
11Emerald City Kings85
12Metatarsal Contusion85
13Deceptively Fast Mollies87
14bathroommartian88
15the gf chooses at random88
16A Cassel in the Sand89
17Without A Kluwe90
18Reggies Bush90
19Gooderall91
20Vanderlay 91
21Jets Win91
22Pabst Mirrors91
23bettntibetn91
24Ready to CRumble92
25Red Pandas93
26Welkers Roofies93
27Iron Clady93
28JayCutlerSugarRush93
29Madden Done Broke93
30Dirtybirds94
31Ricks Picks94
32The Hurt Locker95
33Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust95
34The Hurt Locker95
35Uff da!95
36The Dexter McClusterfucks96
37AFootballMind96
38Just The Tip96
39Ennui of Hoomanawanui96
40Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency96
41Naptown Squirrels96
42Alfalfa Falafel Waffle97
43The Fecality of It All97
44Kijana Carters Akilis 97
45Team Suck Balls98
46Devonta Free Manziel Poster98
47We Suck99
48Liverpool Ligers99
49Molly Welkah99
50Its Always Shady In Philadelphia100
51Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley100
52Winston Justice Security Systems100
53Unnamed Team: 296100
54The Inevitables100
55Purple Jesus Eaters100
56Lake Toews100
57B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!101
58Headless Chicken101
59Total Carrnage101
60The Backups101
61Total Carrnage101
62The Hobos102
63Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle102
64insert name here102
65Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor102
66Dad Gum Good102
67Pickle Juicers102
68Chips Smoothies102
69Glengarry Ray Rice103
70TAINT103
71Vereeneal Disease103
72Do the Sankey Leg 103
73Johnnie Rookie Glitch103
74Welkers Derby103
75Footlong Foles103
76Second-and-Trenty104
77Halfrica United104
78Rawrbangboom104
79YNOTUS?104
80Flacco Seagulls105
81Ramblin Wreck105
82Top 80%105
83BBQ Warriors105
84The Detroit Lions Secondary105
85Dallas Cowboys Defense106
86Vinegar Squirts106
87Botswana Zoes106
88Troubled over Bridgewaters106
89Cry me a tover Argentuna106
90Banana Hands106
91No Better Than Solid106
92The Least Coast106
93Daddy Juice & The Girls106
94Metro Pandas107
95GoodBadUgly107
96Baker Boys107
97Worse Than The Cowboys D108
98Rod Rust Rules108
99The Real Joey Bobcat108
100Doo Doo Browns108
101Shermans March108
102Jim Caldwell Allstars108
103They might be Giants108
104AFC Least109
105Benny Cunninghams Happy Days109
106Its Always Shady In Philadelphia109
107Tanking Poorly109
108DYARmaggedon109
109Anti-Lacy109
110The Molly-gans110
111This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius110
112Wiiiiilsooooon110
113Hit the Horns110
114Eastern Promises Broken110
115The Many of First110
116Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos110
117Boom Squad110
118Fn Andy110
119The tallest Charger CB110
120Valley Fever111
121Wallbangers by Flavio111
122Jersey Lions111
123Make Like a Tree and Leaf111
124Retard Strength111
125DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs111
126Middleburg Mediocrity111
127Klinglers Bungles111
128Je Suis Un Rock Star111
129Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker112
130Balkes Bail Bonds112
131Beats by Ray112
132The Tane Meme112
133sad boys112
134The Bro or the Manziel?112
135sad boys112
136The Hard Way113
137Wes Tweeker113
138Moose Calvary113
139Shower Heads114
140Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction114
141Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril114
142Anti-Russbot115
143Lion Tamers115
144IsISbad 115
145Flying Eagles115
146Indigenous Aliens115
147Pony Pwny Pwn115
148Tyrees Helmet115
149Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu115
150Warbortles116
151dgchestnut116
152Weasel Whackers116
153Stockholm Syndromes116
154Joeys Bobcats116
155Of Mice and Mickeys116
156Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!116
157Shoots From Distance116
158Jon Bills Jovi117
159Big Bad Wolf117
160The Hardliners117
161Stop it Ertz117
162Goon Squad117
163Incompetent Love Muffins117
164Dear God, This is Awful117
165Derby Suspension117
1669 Game Suspensions117
167Rushing McFumblers117
168tinfw17117
169Sad Sacks118
170Imaginary Hammers118
171Oorang Indians118
172LastPicks118
173Got Mystery Beer?118
174A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs118
175MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower118
176steinmas119
177tebow available?119
178Hoyer Than Thou119
179QB Raiders119
180Gronk Smash119
181Gordon=Ricky 2.0119
182Not Just Raiders119
183Kennesaw Kashletics119
184Bring home the Mold119
185Regression to the Mean Machine120
186The Shower Curtain120
187Throwin Balls Deep120
188Fallen Heroes120
189The Numerators120
190They might be Giants120
191Blue Moon Hippos121
192Asher121
193Rod Rust Rules121
194Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.121
195Nut Lows122
196cleencoug122
197General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!122
198Lame122
199Russia Without Borders123
200These Guys Suck123
201The Sanchize123
202Debacled123
203THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT123
204LeopardSeals123
205Penalty Killers124
206War Penguin124
207Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System124
208Free Crabs For Everyone!124
209Unstereotyped American Native Peoples125
210Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line125
211LaGarrettes Blunts126
212Rod Rust Rules126
213Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong126
214Troy City126
215Swole127
216Elvis Grbac127
217Gerharter Foster Stronger127
218Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous127
219Misfits128
220Sportsing pretty hard128
221The Guns of Navorro128
222Johnny Cash Phone128
223Junk Yard Dawgs129
224Biogenesis Brigade129
225Goon Squad130
226Big D-fenseless130
227Molly Juleps131
228Bills and Former Bills131
229Unnamed Team: 244133
230Brooms133
231Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)135
232Hamstrings of Clay135
233Quincy Carter Fan Club136
234KAFKA137
235Steve Smith - Spork Snapper137
236Trading up in the draft138
237the ambulators138
238Chunky Brothers139
239Firds Losers143
240Too good to lose, too bad to win143
241EJ Manuel Labor143
242Cheyenne Sith146
243Adrenaline147
244Fighting Gila Monsters149
245Danny Watkins Glen160