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» Clutch Encounters: Week 7

Saints bomb again in the final minutes. Also: Kyle Orton's rare GWD, Andy Reid's game management, the return of Colt McCoy, Jets' regression and you can't blow out Russell Wilson.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1insert name here10
2Its Always Shady In Philadelphia14
3Elvis Grbac20
4Dear God, This is Awful21
5tebow available?21
6Metatarsal Contusion21
7Its Always Shady In Philadelphia22
8Johnnie Rookie Glitch23
9Lame24
10The Detroit Lions Secondary24
11They might be Giants25
12Devonta Free Manziel Poster25
13Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous25
14Carr accident waiting to happen26
15Derby Suspension26
16Throwin Balls Deep26
17The Hurt Locker26
18The Hurt Locker26
19Purple Jesus Eaters27
20They might be Giants28
21Incompetent Love Muffins28
22Trading up in the draft29
23Ricks Picks29
24Vanderlay 29
25Daddy Juice & The Girls29
26YNOTUS?30
27Of Mice and Mickeys30
28The Dexter McClusterfucks30
29Imaginary Hammers30
30We Suck30
31Asher31
32A Cassel in the Sand31
33Stockholm Syndromes32
34Vereeneal Disease32
35Ramblin Wreck32
36Nut Lows33
37Top 80%33
38Bring home the Mold33
39Wes Tweeker33
40Flying Eagles33
41bathroommartian33
42Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor33
43Sportsing pretty hard33
44Second-and-Trenty34
45Blue Moon Hippos34
46QB Raiders34
47Jon Bills Jovi34
48Debacled34
49Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust34
50Biogenesis Brigade34
51The Molly-gans34
52bettntibetn35
53Do the Sankey Leg 35
54Kijana Carters Akilis 35
55Dallas Cowboys Defense35
56The Guns of Navorro36
57Jumping to Concussions36
58The Numerators36
59Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)36
60Jets Win36
61Beats by Ray36
62book36
63Big D-fenseless36
64Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle36
65DYARmaggedon37
66Balkes Bail Bonds37
67Total Carrnage38
68Got Mystery Beer?38
69Total Carrnage38
70Bills and Former Bills38
71Glengarry Ray Rice38
72Halfrica United39
73The tallest Charger CB39
74Unstereotyped American Native Peoples39
75Junk Yard Dawgs39
76Too good to lose, too bad to win39
77Free Crabs For Everyone!39
78Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos39
79Dennardians of the Darqueze39
80Shower Heads39
81Tanking Poorly39
82STFU Donny40
83Roberts Knees40
84Metro Pandas40
85Ready to CRumble40
86Iron Clady41
87Sad Sacks41
88Just The Tip41
89The Wolf of Mile High Stadium41
90Red Pandas41
91Rod Rust Rules42
92Lion Tamers42
93General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!42
94Madden Done Broke42
95Footlong Foles42
96Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!42
97Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu42
98Chips Smoothies42
99Liverpool Ligers42
100Headless Chicken42
101LastPicks43
102The Real Joey Bobcat43
103The Inevitables43
104Stop it Ertz43
105No Better Than Solid43
106GoodBadUgly43
107Anti-Russbot43
108the ambulators43
109Molly Juleps43
110LeopardSeals43
111The Many of First43
112Jim Caldwell Allstars43
113cleencoug43
114Pickle Juicers43
115Misfits44
116Vinegar Squirts44
117Middleburg Mediocrity44
118Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley44
119Wallbangers by Flavio44
120The Least Coast44
121Firds Losers44
122EJ Manuel Labor44
123Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency44
124The Shower Curtain44
125Rod Rust Rules45
126Fallen Heroes45
127Unnamed Team: 29645
128Eastern Promises Broken45
129Winston Justice Security Systems45
130Without A Kluwe45
131Pabst Mirrors45
1329 Game Suspensions46
133The Backups46
134Doo Doo Browns46
135Valley Fever46
136Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead46
137IsISbad 46
138MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower47
139The Tane Meme47
140Klinglers Bungles47
141Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction47
142Lake Toews47
143Banana Hands47
144Gordon=Ricky 2.048
145Genuine Extruded Football Product48
146Welkers Roofies48
147Shermans March48
148Anti-Lacy48
149Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line48
150Unnamed Team: 24448
151Oorang Indians48
152Brooms48
153Fighting Gila Monsters48
154Boom Squad48
155The Fecality of It All48
156Gronk Smash48
157Regression to the Mean Machine49
158Team Suck Balls49
159Naptown Squirrels49
160Hit the Horns49
161AFootballMind49
162Uff da!49
163The Bro or the Manziel?49
164Rod Rust Rules49
165Hamstrings of Clay49
166Moose Calvary49
167Gerharter Foster Stronger49
168Goon Squad49
169Shoots From Distance49
170Worse Than The Cowboys D50
171Weasel Whackers50
172Baker Boys50
173Warbortles50
174Je Suis Un Rock Star51
175Troubled over Bridgewaters51
176Reggies Bush51
177Swole51
178Welkers Derby51
179Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.51
180Flacco Seagulls51
181Quincy Carter Fan Club52
182Russia Without Borders52
183The Hobos52
184Emerald City Kings52
185Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker52
186dgchestnut52
187Deceptively Fast Mollies52
188War Penguin53
189Botswana Zoes53
190The Sanchize53
191Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong53
192The Hardliners53
193Chunky Brothers54
194THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT54
195Fn Andy55
196Molly Welkah55
197Cry me a tover Argentuna55
198Big Bad Wolf55
199JayCutlerSugarRush56
200Wiiiiilsooooon56
201steinmas56
202B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!56
203Ennui of Hoomanawanui56
204This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius56
205Tyrees Helmet57
206sad boys57
207A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs57
208sad boys57
209Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System57
210Johnny Cash Phone57
211Worse Than Ever57
212Rawrbangboom57
213Dirtybirds58
214Make Like a Tree and Leaf58
215KAFKA60
216These Guys Suck61
217Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril61
218Joeys Bobcats61
219The Hard Way61
220Kennesaw Kashletics62
221AFC Least62
222Not Just Raiders63
223TAINT63
224Jersey Lions63
225Penalty Killers63
226Benny Cunninghams Happy Days63
227Alfalfa Falafel Waffle65
228BBQ Warriors65
229Cheyenne Sith65
230LaGarrettes Blunts65
231Steve Smith - Spork Snapper67
232Retard Strength67
233Rushing McFumblers67
234Indigenous Aliens68
235Gooderall69
236Troy City69
237tinfw1769
238Hoyer Than Thou71
239Pony Pwny Pwn72
240Goon Squad73
241DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs74
242Adrenaline75
243the gf chooses at random76
244Dad Gum Good79
245Danny Watkins Glen80