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» Week 7 DVOA Ratings

Denver: great team, or the greatest team? Would you be satisfied with "one of the ten greatest teams?" Plus: hard times in the NFC South, where defense goes to die.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Johnnie Rookie Glitch32
2Warbortles33
3Kijana Carters Akilis 35
4Middleburg Mediocrity36
5tebow available?37
6Valley Fever39
7the ambulators41
8bathroommartian42
9Daddy Juice & The Girls42
10Boom Squad43
11Lame44
12Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust44
13Weasel Whackers44
14Hoyer Than Thou44
15Flacco Seagulls44
16Beats by Ray44
17Throwin Balls Deep45
18Sad Sacks45
19Chips Smoothies45
20Quincy Carter Fan Club45
21Ennui of Hoomanawanui46
22Brooms46
23Purple Jesus Eaters46
24The Least Coast46
25tinfw1747
26Hamstrings of Clay47
27bettntibetn47
28Tanking Poorly48
29The Fecality of It All48
30Steve Smith - Spork Snapper48
31Big D-fenseless48
32Not Just Raiders49
33Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency49
34Firds Losers49
35Too good to lose, too bad to win50
36Blue Moon Hippos50
37Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous50
38Joeys Bobcats50
39Botswana Zoes51
40Second-and-Trenty51
41Vereeneal Disease51
42Elvis Grbac51
43dgchestnut52
44Winston Justice Security Systems52
45Unnamed Team: 29652
46DYARmaggedon53
47The Sanchize53
48Jets Win53
49The Real Joey Bobcat53
50QB Raiders53
51Klinglers Bungles53
52Welkers Derby53
53The Inevitables53
54Imaginary Hammers53
55The Many of First54
56Indigenous Aliens54
57Pony Pwny Pwn54
58Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu54
59Pabst Mirrors54
60General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!54
61Devonta Free Manziel Poster55
62They might be Giants55
63insert name here55
64Goon Squad55
65Vanderlay 55
66Just The Tip55
67AFC Least55
68Incompetent Love Muffins56
69We Suck56
70The tallest Charger CB56
71Madden Done Broke56
72Balkes Bail Bonds56
73KAFKA56
74Unstereotyped American Native Peoples57
75Bills and Former Bills57
76Goon Squad57
77A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs57
78Bring home the Mold57
79Anti-Russbot57
80Oorang Indians57
81Je Suis Un Rock Star57
82Its Always Shady In Philadelphia57
83Doo Doo Browns57
84Of Mice and Mickeys58
85Eastern Promises Broken58
86Without A Kluwe58
87Moose Calvary58
889 Game Suspensions58
89Glengarry Ray Rice58
90Liverpool Ligers58
91Wes Tweeker59
92Asher59
93Naptown Squirrels59
94Top 80%59
95Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril59
96Ramblin Wreck59
97Chunky Brothers59
98Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System60
99EJ Manuel Labor60
100Roberts Knees60
101Headless Chicken60
102They might be Giants60
103Kennesaw Kashletics60
104JayCutlerSugarRush60
105steinmas60
106Metatarsal Contusion60
107Flying Eagles60
108Shermans March60
109Free Crabs For Everyone!61
110Iron Clady61
111Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor61
112Fighting Gila Monsters61
113Reggies Bush61
114LaGarrettes Blunts62
115Benny Cunninghams Happy Days62
116Derby Suspension62
117Wallbangers by Flavio62
118Genuine Extruded Football Product62
119Gronk Smash62
120Cheyenne Sith62
121Rawrbangboom62
122Got Mystery Beer?62
123Adrenaline62
124Tyrees Helmet63
125Gerharter Foster Stronger63
126Troubled over Bridgewaters63
127Jim Caldwell Allstars63
128Total Carrnage63
129Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)63
130Total Carrnage63
131Dad Gum Good63
132Pickle Juicers63
133Ready to CRumble64
134Gordon=Ricky 2.064
135The Dexter McClusterfucks64
136These Guys Suck64
137GoodBadUgly64
138Lion Tamers64
139Fn Andy65
140Retard Strength65
141Jon Bills Jovi65
142Regression to the Mean Machine65
143YNOTUS?65
144Worse Than The Cowboys D65
145cleencoug65
146AFootballMind65
147Trading up in the draft65
148Team Suck Balls65
149War Penguin66
150Red Pandas66
151BBQ Warriors66
152Fallen Heroes66
153Molly Juleps66
154The Hardliners66
155Footlong Foles66
156Halfrica United66
157Cry me a tover Argentuna67
158The Guns of Navorro67
159Vinegar Squirts67
160Rod Rust Rules67
161Unnamed Team: 24467
162No Better Than Solid68
163Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead68
164Swole68
165Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!68
166Deceptively Fast Mollies68
167This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius68
168The Numerators68
169The Detroit Lions Secondary68
170B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!68
171Its Always Shady In Philadelphia68
172Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos69
173Molly Welkah69
174IsISbad 69
175The Backups69
176Jumping to Concussions69
177Gooderall69
178MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower70
179Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.70
180Nut Lows70
181Stop it Ertz70
182STFU Donny70
183Rod Rust Rules70
184Uff da!70
185Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction70
186THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT71
187The Hard Way71
188Carr accident waiting to happen71
189Debacled71
190Ricks Picks71
191Banana Hands72
192The Tane Meme72
193Baker Boys72
194The Bro or the Manziel?72
195Hit the Horns72
196Emerald City Kings72
197Shoots From Distance72
198Stockholm Syndromes73
199Anti-Lacy73
200The Hobos73
201Russia Without Borders74
202Dallas Cowboys Defense74
203Lake Toews74
204Rushing McFumblers74
205Junk Yard Dawgs74
206LastPicks74
207Make Like a Tree and Leaf75
208DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs75
209Sportsing pretty hard75
210Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle75
211Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong75
212A Cassel in the Sand76
213the gf chooses at random76
214Johnny Cash Phone76
215Worse Than Ever76
216Welkers Roofies76
217The Shower Curtain77
218Misfits77
219Rod Rust Rules77
220The Wolf of Mile High Stadium78
221Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker78
222Dennardians of the Darqueze78
223The Molly-gans78
224Biogenesis Brigade78
225TAINT79
226Alfalfa Falafel Waffle79
227Dirtybirds79
228Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley80
229Penalty Killers81
230The Hurt Locker81
231sad boys81
232The Hurt Locker81
233sad boys81
234Shower Heads81
235LeopardSeals81
236Troy City82
237Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line82
238Dear God, This is Awful83
239Big Bad Wolf83
240Wiiiiilsooooon86
241Danny Watkins Glen86
242Do the Sankey Leg 87
243Jersey Lions87
244Metro Pandas88
245book97