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» SDA: Defensive Showcase

Take the under: this week will see multiple teams with good defenses square off against one another in games including Michigan-Northwestern and Florida-Missouri.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1The Other Adrian Peterson 32
2Vince wears Overalls33
3Turn Down36
4Abacus Absurds36
5Cheaper By The Cousins37
6Genuine Extruded Football Product38
7Johnny Football Reclamation Project38
8Long Term Parkey38
10Tom Landrys Hat39
12Mandated Content40
13Blake Bortles, Esq.41
14RubberDuckies 41
15Deflated Egos42
16Rijsbergen Rhinos42
17Hayne Plane Repels Distain43
18No Luck involved43
19watermelon footballs43
20Brady`s Under Pressure43
21Switch Hitter43
22The Winners44
23Snog, Mariota, Avoid44
24The Van Buren Boys44
25Stop Chopping Wood45
26Whither Chad Hutchinson46
27Referee Sarah Thomas Announces Gronkowski Is An Eligible Bachelor47
28Stone Cold Steinmas47
29well never be eddie royals47
30Experimental Dead Kicker47
31Shanky Jenky48
32Dennardians of the Darqueze48
33the failers48
35Bye Week48
36Soapy Hands Club49
37Green Hill with Stripes49
38Kromer Beach Club49
39Tomsula, York & Son Turf Supply49
40Ryan Succop Obscurity Systems49
41The Team of the Depends Undergarment49
43Below Par is Good!50
44Zimmer Down50
45Barney Gumble50
46Oakland Vaders50
47Oorang Indians51
48The Man With the Golden Tate51
49doomsday 4 dummies51
50Ball Kinda Hard51
51Some of the Best Athletes in the World52
52Beast Median52
53The Goodell Suspensions52
54Cleveland (the whole city)52
56The Mohawks52
57The Fantastic Four Fingers53
58The Tambos53
61Unnamed Team: 17654
65Bed Bath & Ebron55
66San Francisco Retirement System55
68One Knee Equals Two Feet55
69Runnin for the 6 with da CROW56
70Goodell Bot56
71Brannigans Law56
72D Sharpers CVS Rewards Card57
73Avalanche of Inadequacies57
74Stat Frauds57
75Lightning McQuick & The Pink Lockers57
76Lightning McQuick & The Pink Lockers57
77Knights of Lodis58
78The Defeatists 58
79Failly Niners 58
80Famous Jameis Crab Legs58
81Gronks Revenge58
82Cowardly Lions59
83Cook, Wheres my Hossenpfeffer59
84PVC Liederhosen59
85505 - Permission Denied59
86Wrath of Goodell59
87Winston Justice Security Systems59
88Median Joe Greene59
89Winston more like loseton59
90Dwarf Tones60
91Bend the rules like Green-Beckham60
92Bo Backson60
93Bortled Water60
96Crap Brigade61
97Oaksonville Brownskins61
98Hans Wormhat61
99Suspended Hardy Boys61
100Reeling Bears61
101Suhlamog, the Ceaseless Unger61
102More Probable Than Not61
104Intentional Rounding62
106Spider 2 Y Banana62
107The Green Machine62
108Rex n Effect62
109Glen Coffees 401k62
111Barcelona Dragons62
112If peeing your pants is barely noteworthy, consider me Knile Davis62
116Die Fledergate63
117Unnamed Team: 10463
118Brady's Ball Boy63
119The Manicorn63
120Wreck of the Jets and Fitzpatrick63
121Kevmo Scrubs63
122Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs63
123Loveable Losers64
124Straight Outta Oakland64
125Ravenna Bulldogs64
126An Impartial Investigation into Losing64
127The Sage of Ladarius64
128The Shiznits64
130Colin That One Back64
131Cats Meow64
132Hunger Games Mockingjay Gruden64
133Imaginary Hammers65
134Red Bull and Peppermint Tea66
135B. Quick, I. Pead66
136Undeflated Champions66
137Headless Chickens66
138Gamblor 66
139Flowers for Agholor66
141More Like Roger Badell, Am I Right?66
142Hells Bells67
143Benched by Week Three67
144Gisele Dresses Me Too67
145Tears and Spittle67
146Team of Punters67
147Katie Bar The End Zone!67
148Los Perdedores67
149The New Star Wars Movie Better Not Have Jar Jar Binks In It!!!67
150Post game pep talk68
151Please do not hug the refs68
152New York Glassjaws68
153Adirondack Airedales68
154Jimmy Graham Blocked Me on Twitter69
155Forgetting Brandon Marshall69
156Geno 91170
158Jason Petyr-Paul Baelish70
159Harvin a Migraine70
160Platform 9 and 3 Cordarelle70
161Not Just Browns71
162I Am Pessimistic About the Bengals71
164Irritable Bowles Syndrome71
165Tyrodasaurus Rex72
166Dont go chasin Darren Fells, please stick to the Rivers & the Laken youre used to72
167Chandana you suck72
168Get TRich or die trying72
169throws like a gurley72
170Sucking More Than These Players73
171Kim Sung Keun73
172Carter County Corrections73
173The Real McCowns74
174Non-practising Squad74
175Roger Goodell74
176elian mannings74
177paper tigers74
178Heffatrumps and Woozles74
179Helmet of Testaverde74
180Happily Underappreciated74
181we are not the champions my friend75
182Jaguars Episode 21: The Bortles Awakens75
183Win on appeal75
184The System75
185Conditional 7th75
18750ers: The San Francisco Retirement Home76
188Hislermania 76
189Roberts Knees77
190Da Bums77
191NY Foot and Mouth Disease78
192Easy Out78
193Ready to CRumble78
194Big Kahuna Burgers78
195Sunday Afternoon Meh78
196Blackmons Blues79
197Slightly less than Ideal Gas79
199NY Bozos79
200NBC: Fear the Talking Heads79
201Football in the Groin79
203Human Fund80
204Shady Ladies Only80
206Law of the Shop82
207Pigs n da Skin82
208Velcro Cleats83
209Botswana Zoes83
210The Bill Bates Motel85
211Raise Your Bortles85
212Teach Me How to Tebow85
213Cairo Santos L Halper87
2141 Turbin, 1 Cotch, 1 Beer88