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» SDA: From Death Valley to Happy Valley

While Saturday won't give us an answer to which is the best one-loss team, it is still a big week for conference races across the country.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1Steve Smith - Spork Snapper10
2Misfits13
3Gronk Smash15
4JayCutlerSugarRush16
5Asher17
6Swole17
7Middleburg Mediocrity18
8A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Oakland QBs19
9Metatarsal Contusion19
10Big D-fenseless20
11Jets Win21
12Derek? No, David. No, Derek. Derek Carr.21
13Jeremy Hill and the Guardians of the Goal Line23
14Junk Yard Dawgs23
15Lame23
16Ring Around the Mosi Tatupu24
17Pabst Mirrors24
18Flacco Seagulls24
19Shoots From Distance24
20The Tane Meme25
21Valley Fever25
22Firds Losers27
23Gordon=Ricky 2.027
24Adrenaline27
25Just The Tip27
26Worse Than Ever27
27Bell & Blount: The new Cheech & Chong28
28tebow available?28
29QB Raiders28
30The Guns of Navorro28
31Kijana Carters Akilis 28
32Bring home the Mold28
33Welkers Derby28
34AFC Least28
35Red Pandas29
36The Backups29
37Madden Done Broke30
38Got Mystery Beer?30
39Ennui of Hoomanawanui31
40Trading up in the draft31
41Sunday Afternoon of the Living Dead31
42General Kala: Josh Gordon Approaching!31
43Roberts Knees31
44Its Always Shady In Philadelphia32
45Anti-Russbot32
46the gf chooses at random32
47dgchestnut32
48Throwin Balls Deep32
49Quincy Carter Fan Club33
50GoodBadUgly33
51Naptown Squirrels33
52Sad Sacks33
53The Least Coast34
54EJ Manuel Labor34
55The Hard Way34
56Unnamed Team: 29635
57Winston Justice Security Systems35
58Sportsing pretty hard35
59The Many of First35
60Dallas Cowboys Defense35
61Warbortles35
62Regression to the Mean Machine35
63Troubled over Bridgewaters35
64Stockholm Syndromes35
65Second-and-Trenty35
66Je Suis Un Rock Star36
67Bills and Former Bills36
68Do the Sankey Leg 36
69The Wolf of Mile High Stadium36
70War Penguin36
71Optimal Tip-to-Tipped Interception Efficiency Interception Efficency37
72Joeys Bobcats37
73Balkes Bail Bonds37
74No Better Than Solid37
75Gerharter Foster Stronger38
76Daddy Juice & The Girls38
77Anti-Lacy38
78Oorang Indians38
79Russell Mashed Potatoes and Avril38
80These Guys Suck38
81Nut Lows38
82Headless Chicken38
83Cry me a tover Argentuna39
84Baker Boys39
85bettntibetn39
86LaGarrettes Blunts39
87Glengarry Ray Rice39
88steinmas39
89We Suck39
90Jim Caldwell Allstars39
91Josh Gordon May Have a Meritorious Case for a Preliminary Inunction39
92KAFKA40
93Emmitt Smith thinks the Broncos will get blowed out without Wes Worker40
94Moose Calvary40
95Benny Cunninghams Happy Days40
96Blue Moon Hippos40
97Banana Hands40
98Purple Jesus Eaters40
99bathroommartian41
100Derby Suspension41
101Uff da!41
102Beats by Ray41
103The Detroit Lions Secondary42
104Ray Rice Hot Sauce - So Hot You'll Smack Yo' Woman!42
105Welkers Roofies42
106Devonta Free Manziel Poster42
107Something Mildly Offensive and Arguably Humorous42
108BBQ Warriors42
109Metro Pandas42
110insert name here42
111They might be Giants43
112Shermans March43
113Eastern Promises Broken43
114TAINT43
115Boom Squad43
116Free Crabs For Everyone!43
117Johnnie Rookie Glitch43
118The Dexter McClusterfucks43
119Alfalfa Falafel Waffle43
120Genuine Extruded Football Product43
121Its Always Shady In Philadelphia43
122The Hurt Locker44
123The Hurt Locker44
124Top 80%44
125Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust44
126Hamstrings of Clay44
127Jumping to Concussions44
128The tallest Charger CB45
129Tyrees Helmet45
130Russia Without Borders45
131Started from the Bottom, Now We Here (at the Bottom)45
132Rod Rust Rules45
133Shower Heads45
134Weasel Whackers45
135Josh Gordon Drug & DUI Decimal System45
136Of Mice and Mickeys45
137THIRD DOWN FOR WHAT46
138book46
139Halfrica United46
140Debacled46
141Jon Bills Jovi46
142DARE: Just Irsay No to Drugs46
143Botswana Zoes47
144They might be Giants47
145STFU Donny48
1469 Game Suspensions48
147Rawrbangboom48
148Imaginary Hammers49
149Vinegar Squirts49
150Rod Rust Rules49
151Dirtybirds49
152the ambulators49
153Wes Tweeker49
154Dennardians of the Darqueze49
155AFootballMind49
156IsISbad 50
157Elvis Grbac50
158Make Like a Tree and Leaf50
159Tanking Poorly50
160Too good to lose, too bad to win50
161The Sanchize50
162Emerald City Kings51
163Team Suck Balls52
164Fallen Heroes52
165Liverpool Ligers52
166Stop it Ertz53
167Not Just Raiders53
168Indigenous Aliens53
169Wallbangers by Flavio53
170Troy City53
171LastPicks54
172MollyinKentucky=DonkeyPower54
173The Inevitables54
174Chips Smoothies54
175Total Carrnage54
176Total Carrnage54
177Ramblin Wreck55
178Ready to CRumble55
179Dad Gum Good55
180Terdell Middleton Off-Tackle55
181Pickle Juicers55
182B-E-T-S BETS! BETS! BETS!55
183Jersey Lions55
184The Shower Curtain56
185Doo Doo Browns56
186Cheyenne Sith56
187Flying Eagles56
188Carr accident waiting to happen56
189Vereeneal Disease56
190The Bro or the Manziel?57
191Footlong Foles57
192Iron Clady57
193Rushing McFumblers57
194Johnny Cash Phone57
195Gooderall57
196The Real Joey Bobcat58
197Goon Squad58
198The Fecality of It All58
199Wiiiiilsooooon58
200Lion Tamers58
201Loser Was & Continues To Be a Badge of Honor58
202Chunky Brothers58
203Molly Welkah58
204The Molly-gans59
205Unnamed Team: 24459
206Hoyer Than Thou60
207Incompetent Love Muffins60
208Two Six Picks Away-Carr and Schaub Sing The Hits Of Dave Dudley60
209cleencoug61
210Goon Squad61
211Unstereotyped American Native Peoples62
212Penalty Killers62
213The Numerators62
214Klinglers Bungles63
215Fn Andy63
216Molly Juleps63
217Hank Scorpios Denver Broncos64
218DYARmaggedon65
219YNOTUS?65
220This is the dawning of the Age of Ladarius, Age of Ladarius65
221Hit the Horns65
222sad boys66
223Big Bad Wolf66
224sad boys66
225Vanderlay 66
226A Cassel in the Sand66
227Reggies Bush67
228Without A Kluwe67
229Brooms67
230Rod Rust Rules67
231Pony Pwny Pwn68
232Lake Toews69
233tinfw1769
234Fighting Gila Monsters70
235Ricks Picks70
236Deceptively Fast Mollies71
237Retard Strength72
238The Hardliners72
239The Hobos72
240Worse Than The Cowboys D72
241Kennesaw Kashletics73
242Biogenesis Brigade75
243Danny Watkins Glen82
244LeopardSeals85
245Dear God, This is Awful87