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» The Week In Quotes: October 20, 2017

This week: TV announcers stay classy and go full Ron Burgundy; Ryan Kerrigan goes full Steve Austin; Bill Belichick waxes philosophical; and the fattest damn running back we've ever seen.

Loser League - Weekly Results

1The Bears Still Suck22
2Harvey Birdman22
3Emmitts Boyz22
4I Hate Football25
5Scrublords26
6Running Elvi29
7Cutlers Last Stand30
8Human Fund31
9Devonta Freeman Blitz Picker Uppers33
10Hackenburg the Planet!33
11Lake Toews34
12Pocket Gases34
13Chiefs34
14Pigs n da Skin35
15Alternative Winners35
16Failures in Progress35
17I drank what?35
18Free Safety Dance36
19Big Vince Smoked Meats36
20Demaryius Targaryen36
21The Ghost37
22Meh...37
23No Better Than Solid37
24When the Levy broke38
25No Simms Jim!38
26Brady, Brady, Lend Me Your Comb38
27House of David38
2899 Bortles of Beer...38
29Chandana you suck39
30Ngata Prayer39
31J-E-T-S JETS!39
32LastPicks39
33Slump Busters39
34Fourth and Nein!!39
35Gritty Gym Rats40
36Purple Pulchritude40
37SD Bruins40
38Califournettecation40
39AkiliSmith40
40Katie Bar The End Zone!41
41pumpkin_booties41
42Treetop Phire41
43DapperDanMan41
44Barn Burners42
45Harold and the Hendersons42
46Savage Mike Drop43
47J-E-S-T JEST JEST JEST43
48Butt Fumble43
49Brooms43
50Dumpster Fire43
51Belichick Your Privilege43
52Younghoe 4 Kicks44
53My Aiken Head44
54Last Night in Sweden45
55Indigo45
56Balls Shallow45
57Turd Fergusons Throbbing Gristle45
58Newengland80045
59Hazy Eyes, Full Stomachs45
60Fart Butt46
61Baalke Knee46
62Colossus46
63Coffee, Tea, or CTE?47
64Hitz n Misses47
65Kizer Chiefs47
66The Last Jordy47
67Kevlar Condoms47
68Don't trust the Mitch as a starting QB47
69Patriots 48
70Berger brown bell48
71Suite & Sauer48
72Dalvin Cook48
73AFC South Participation Trophy48
74Kevin from Philly49
75Cleveland Browns Castoffs49
76Chip Kelly All-stars49
77rageon49
78Comrade Texan49
79TreeTop Phire49
80Infinite Jets49
8149 losses should be possible49
82Wisker Buiscuts50
83Rough stuff50
84Team Sanchize51
85Bengals is Suffering51
86Below Par is Good!51
87Brad_Childress51
88Danger Zone51
89Bun Fumble52
90Ball Kinda Hard52
91The Mighty Chupacabras - Still Sucking Goats52
92Headless Chickens52
93Montreal Maniax52
94Mini Amari Cooper53
95Seattle Missed53
96Blake & Co.53
97The Goffather54
98Excessive Deer Doots54
99Gramercy Riffs54
100AllWrongs54
101Guaranteed Rate Losers54
102Perfectly Cromulent55
103Blast from the Ass55
104Inches42455
105Janis Take The Wheel55
106Hanging with Mr. Hernandez56
107Jets/Browns winners56
108Tattby Tartans57
109Sauceda Calculators57
110You Only Live Wentz57
111Baby Im the Trubisky Man57
112Siemian Ancestry57
11388 lines about 44 losers58
114I hate the Patriots58
115Team Acme58
116Suck it Trebek58
117Louisville Brecks58
118too much sweetgreen59
119Tyrod, Tyreek and Ty Montgomery Again59
120Botswana Zoes59
121WaterlooNapoleons59
122Pinkston/Thrash60
123Sammie Coates and the Mangled Hands60
124Orange Delicious60
125Boy61
126Xanadu is for Losers61
127all jets61
128LA: 2 teams, 0 Fans61
129The Inefficients61
130BOOMTOWER62
131Pretty Flaccos62
132Sector 7G Bafflewits62
133BuffaloBulletBills62
134The Checkdown is in the Mail62
135Borussia Prenzelberg62
136Lunchpail City63
137Scott Tolzien is a Starter63
138Bart's Loser League Team63
139doomsday 63
140ER64
141Blue&Green Eggs and Graham65
142My Application to Become GM of the Jets65
1432000 NFL Draft: 17 Years Later65
144Anthem Kneelers65
145Woisard65
146Finkle is Einhorn66
147Lunatic Fringe66
148DaBears66
149Women and Siemien Dont Mixon66
150TerriBAD67
1510-16 FTW67
152Vikings 5 blocks of talc68
153botez68
154ANTIFAvre68
155Where Is Roger?68
156Wuwu202369
157Still better than the Jets70
158Cmon Valentino70
159Article 4671
160Winston Wins72
161Imgonnaforgetaboutthis74
162Yobagoya! Yobagoya!75
163Kew Pigeons76
164Birdie4Par76
165Fightin Silkies76
166Alternative daks77
167Points are for losers78
168YoungHoes Kroo80
169We Suck and We Know It80
170Put them on the Oex Carts82
171LA Football Clippers86