Yes, I know you've all been waiting to hear what Bill Simmons has to say about the Patriots videotape scandal. And, I am guessing that many of you are waiting to hear what I have to say about the Patriots videotape scandal. I'll bet you didn't expect that you could read both in the same place. Bill and I went back on forth on the Pats scandal for the Sports Guy blog today. Twice the pro-Patriots bias in half the time! Plus, this is likely the first and only Bill Simmons column to ever have an "al chait" reference. Did you know that Roger Goodell is deciding on Belichick's punishment tomorrow, but he isn't announcing it until next Saturday? Shana Tova to all and to all a good night.