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07 Sep 2006

The Week in Quotes: September 7, 2006

compiled by Alex Carnevale

NOT QUITE CAIN AND ABEL

"You know the hype�s going to be on the Manning brothers. For us, we want our Manning to be much better."
-- Giants S Will Demps (The New York Times)

"The hype hasn't come from he and I. We've tried to fulfill interview requests, and they've certainly been multiple. But we haven't promoted it or tried to promote it ourselves. Everybody else has talked about it."
-- Eli Manning, on the confrontation that will make Bob Costas a man again.

"I don't care. That's Eli's brother, not my brother. I'm going to take him out."
-- Giants DE Michael Strahan (New York Daily News)

"I like Peyton. He's a good friend of mine, too. It's football. If I get a chance to really hit him, I'm going to really hit him. Eli understands that, because they are really going to try to hit Eli, too. So, nobody is going to take it easy on anybody. As long as it's not cheap or illegal, we're going to have some fun."
-- Strahan

"Not at all. If his mom was in a uniform and she was out there playing, I'd hit her and I wouldn't feel anything about doing that."
-- Giants LB Lavar Arrington

"I won't feel guilty. It might even make me happy. It's the nature of the business. If I could hit Eli, I'd hit him, too. It really doesn't matter. Getting a sack, getting to hit a quarterback, it's a wonderful thing. That's what we all live for as defensive linemen, it doesn't matter who it is."
-- Giants lineman Osi Umenyiora

"PEYTON, I WAS SOOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT�"

"I actually talked to him last night for about 20 minutes or so. The game doesn't come up. We don't talk about practice or what's happening really at all."
-- Eli Manning

"Since the storm, sports and football, it doesn't stack up when you're talking about people who lost their lives, lost family, lost their homes. But so much of this now, a year later, is emotional. And football is an emotional outlet for a lot of people in New Orleans. High school teams are fighting like crazy; some don't have uniforms, some don't have fields to play on. The emotions play a big part in our recovery right now. It doesn't fit, but football does fit. As much as anything, that makes Sunday something spiritual for Archie Manning. It isn't just his kids playing in the Meadowlands, it's their kids too."
-- Archie Manning (NorthJersey.com)

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE

"He doesn�t know that I�m watching him, but I�m watching."
-- Jets RB Kevan Barlow, on Curtis Martin (The New York Times)

"They�re not going to throw a guy out there who doesn�t know the offense and can get the quarterback hurt."
-- Barlow, on his fight for playing time.

"He�s really working to get the playbook down. The positive thing about game-planning is the playbook goes from �War and Peace� to something a lot more manageable, because it�s so opponent-specific. That�s actually what gives you a little bit of an edge when you bring in new players and transition them into your system."
-- Jets coach Eric Mangini

"I hope I�m ready. I think I�m ready to play, to contribute to a win."
-- Barlow

TICKLE ME MARINELLI

"There's responsibility; tremendous responsibility goes when you're a season captain. Ups and downs -- still got to be a captain, if you're injured -- still got to be a captain -- nobody's in the tank. The men they've chosen, I was tickled to death with."
-- new Lions coach Rod Marinelli (San Jose Mercury News)

"No, no. These men represent our team. This is the Detroit Lions right here, for me I don't like to shift the mandates -- bam, that's who we are. They're going take the sword, and here we go."
-- Marinelli, on whether or not the captains will shift game by game.

"It's coming down to one bone and three dogs."
-- Marinelli, on the battle for wide receiver.

"Are you dying to be a great player? Do you claw the wall every day? Do you understand what that means? Every day you claw the wall. 'I want to be the best player in America.' I want to get 53 men like that -- that live and die for football."
-- Marinelli, on cutting WR Charles Rogers.

"You get what you deserve. I'll leave it at that."
-- Marinelli

"Hey, you know Coach always talks about pounding the rock. I was the rock that got pounded."
--Rogers

"A THUG CHANGES, LOVE CHANGES, AND BEST FRIENDS BECOME STRANGERS"

"You can just see things are changing now. I don't know if it's because of the new boss in town or what."
-- Titans DT Albert Haynesworth, on new COO Steve Underwood (The Tennessean)

"Maybe it will put a little pep in people's step. No one is guaranteed anything."
-- Titans WR Drew Bennett

"I'm so confused now. I played tight end all my life and then played tight end here after having played fullback with Tampa, then went back to fullback for two years in Carolina. Now I'm back to tight end. I feel like I'm more of an H-back."
-- Titans TE Casey Cramer

TWENTY GRAND HE'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN

"I offered him 10 grand at first. Then it was $20,000."
-- Titans WR David Givens, on how much he offered Tyrone Calico for his No. 87 in March

"Unfortunately Ty got cut. He is my buddy and I would like to see him here. But things work out in weird ways and I am happy I got my number back."
-- Givens

"It's the story of my career, being patient and letting things work out. It is kind of who I am. Since I have been in the NFL, 87 has been my number."
-- Givens

LUCKY

"The officer fired two rounds at the vehicle. The male then came at the officer and put his right hand by his waistband and the officer fired at him."
-- Coronado sheriff's lietenuant Dennis Brugos, on Chargers LB Steve Foley, out for the season as a result of his bullet wounds (LA Times)

"My understanding is he was shot three times in front of his house by an off-duty officer and that he�s in surgery."
-- Foley's agent David Levine

"You could not have dreamed up a better night. We came together that night. Everyone had fun. Then I get a call at 6 in the morning saying my guy is shot. Are you kidding me?�
-- Chargers S Marlon McCree

"I'm just happy he's all right. He's a great person. I love Steve Foley. I'm not worried about football. I'm just thanking God the man is all right. The whole team could be taking a day off of practice and going to his funeral."
-- Chargers fullback Lorenzo Neal

WE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT YES, WE DESPERATELY WANT THE NFL

"We're working together on a number of initiatives and the NFL may be one."
-- chairman of Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment Larry Tanenbaum (Canada.com)

"The interest over an NFL team is between Larry and Ted. It doesn't involve MLSE."
-- MLSE president Richard Peddie

"If you understand NFL rules, the way we're configured, legally, we cannot own an NFL team. It sure would work in this market and maybe they'll pull it off but it's not an initiative of MLSE at this time."
-- Peddie

"We're trying to pay down our debt and increase dividends a little bit and strengthen our base. We don't want to do any harem-scarem thing."
-- Rogers

"That's a harem-scarem thing."
-- Rogers

MR. SMITH, DOCTOR JOHNSON WILL SEE YOU NOW�

"Steve Smith not here. Panthers doomed."
-- Panthers WR Keyshawn Johnson, writing the headline in the next day's paper after Steve Smith sprained his hamstring (ESPN.com)

"Today is not Sunday. I didn't get my Ph.D., so I don't know. I've had worse days, so I'm just going to plug away."
-- Steve Smith

"I expect to see him playing. I don't know anything different, other than he looks fine to me. But I'm not a doctor. I think when it happens it will be fun. Hopefully he's playing possum."
-- Johnson

THE REST

"When you look around you catch yourself when you are about to curse. You say shoot and not the other word. But you respect him in many ways -- not just on the field but off the field."
-- Lions WR Roy Williams, on pious Lions QB Jon Kitna (Detroit News)

"I don't think that guy is soft at all. There are definitely a lot of men of faith who are labeled as soft, but that is not the case because they are playing for something other than themselves."
-- FB Cory Schlesinger

"I obviously showed them some things in terms of what I can do athletically. I still have a long way to go in terms of learning and picking things up. But my job right now is to help them get better as a member of the practice squad. I'm just glad for the opportunity."
-- Bills practice squad TE C.J. Leak. Leak was working as an administrative assistant to Florida coach Urban Meyer when he got the call from the Bills (Buffalo News)

"We decided that he was worth the risk because we liked him as an athlete in the workout. [Offensive coordinator] Steve [Fairchild] agreed, [tight ends coach] Charlie [Coiner] liked him and [pro personnel director] John Guy liked him. We've got a practice squad for a reason. We'll take an athlete and see how he works the next week or so and go from there."
-- Bills coach Dick Jauron. Leak's younger brother Chris is Florida's starting QB.

"Don't get me wrong. I love the 12th man. But keeping the game moving without so many penalties is also very important."
-- NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, on crowd noise (Houston Chronicle)

"He's the best rookie endorser ever, No. 1 in history. From an off-the-field standpoint, it's been pretty incredible. And I think it's going to get even better."
-- Scott Becher, president of Sports and Sponsorships, on Saints RB Reggie Bush (Bloomberg.com)

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Posted by: Alex Carnevale on 07 Sep 2006

16 comments, Last at 11 Sep 2006, 7:31pm by Steve Sandvik

Comments

1
by Matthew Furtek (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 3:56am

From the Washington Post:

Washington Redskins offensive lineman Jon Jansen said that "maybe 15, 20 percent" of NFL players use performance-enhancing drugs and that their use is "on the rise now" because of human growth hormone treatments that are undetectable by the NFL's testing method.

"You know guys that are doing it," Jansen said on the HBO program "Costas Now" that aired Wednesday night. "You know that they're cheating and you know that they're trying to get by with something."

HELLO! IS THIS A BIG STORY OR DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING?!

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by jbindc35 (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 10:18am

“The hype hasn’t come from he and I."

Shortly after making this statement, Eli Manning was taken into custody by the grammar police and charged with misuse of cases.

3
by JasonK (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 10:28am

LaVar Arrington on his knee problems:

"I said to myself, 'What's up with your knee? Are you gonna be around (Sunday)?' I told myself, 'Self, get up, LaVar, you're OK. You're great. Go out and get a turkey burger.'"

(source linked)

4
by Tom Kelso (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 11:03am

Matthew,

I'd link you to the article in Extra Points on the Panthers' juicing on the way to SB XXXVIII, as outlined by the supplying doctor..........

Excpet there is none. The biggest story of the NFL offseason doesn't get any play, not even here, where nothing is supposed to be off limits. I don't get it at all.

5
by charles 2.0 (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 11:06am

nice nas quote there was also a good tribe called quest quote in the seasons predictions column

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by WookieeBH (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 11:12am

3: If we can get a quote from Arrington in here every week, this column may make him my favorite player...

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by Joe Cullen (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 12:34pm

"What public? I'm in my car, besides I have a shirt on."

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by JAT (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 12:44pm

Re #1, 4
I agree with you guys, I don't get it either. I've been waiting for this shoe to drop ever since the Grimsley/HGH story broke. I think the basic problem is that, given the popularity of the NFL, many fans don't want to acknowledge that there is a problem because it will impact their ability to enjoy the game if they do.

9
by Countertorque (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 1:18pm

Every time I hear that an injured NFL player is recovering "ahead of schedule" I wonder what illegal substance they're taking...

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by Wanker79 (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 1:50pm

“Not at all. If his mom was in a uniform and she was out there playing, I’d hit her and I wouldn’t feel anything about doing that.”
–Giants LB Lavar Arrington

Nice. That's even funnier when you take into account Lavar's fondness for talking about himself in the 3rd person. lol

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by Sophandros (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 3:03pm

How about:

"These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won't happen again."
-Lions assistant coach Joe Cullin, after being arrest for driving both drunk and naked. Yes, naked.

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by Sophandros (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 3:03pm

How about:

"These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won't happen again."
-Lions assistant coach Joe Cullin, after being arrested for driving both drunk and naked. Yes, naked.

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by ZS (not verified) :: Fri, 09/08/2006 - 6:34pm

#2:

“The hype hasn’t come from he and I." Manning said. He then left the interview abd filmed an ESPN ad with is brother, father, mother, and eldest brother Cooper.

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by John (not verified) :: Sat, 09/09/2006 - 1:46am

“The hype hasn’t come from he and I.”

Shortly after making this statement, Eli Manning was taken into custody by the grammar police and charged with misuse of cases.

:: jbindc35 — 9/8/2006 @ 9:18 am

shorlty after this post jbinc35 waas taken into custody for being not funny

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by billvv (not verified) :: Mon, 09/11/2006 - 3:58pm

As I understand it, HGH has yet to be proven to be "performance enhancing." That and the fact that they can't test for it yet seem to be the stumbling block.

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by Steve Sandvik (not verified) :: Mon, 09/11/2006 - 7:31pm

Jansen backtracked on that one anyway, after someone pointed out to him that that was about 300 NFL players. He said something about being a football player, not a numbers guy, and changed it to something wishy washy like "a few".