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15 Jan 2009

The Week In Quotes: January 15, 2009

compiled by Mark Zajack

WHY WOULD PRIME PLAY YOU LIKE THAT? "MUST BE THE MONEY"

"Deion Sanders, saying he's going to sell his Super Bowl tickets if we make it to the Super Bowl? That's disrespectful."

-Cardinals safety Adrian Wilson.

"This team right now, the Arizona Cardinals, right now we're going to use that stuff."

-Wilson, welcoming any and all bulletin board material. (Arizona Republic) Yo Adrian, this should make you feel better: Deion Sanders - "Must be the Money".

ONE QUESTION: WHAT SPORT DOES HE PLAY?

"Jim Leonhard, he's a football player, and that's what I like about Jim. I just like him. Throw away the 40 times. Throw away how big you are, how fast you are. Throw away all that crap. I just want a football player. You give me a football player, and I can win you a championship. Jimmy, he's a football player. We've got a bunch of football players on this team. Some guys might not be the ideal size. Some guys might not be the ideal speed. But you know what? They're going to play football, and that's all I care about. Give me a football player and I can get a championship."

-Ravens receiver Derrick Mason, on college walk-on, undrafted, waived by the Bills, starting safety Jim Leonhard.

"Whatever it takes on this team to win is what I want to do."

-Leonhard. (ESPN.com)

SORRY BRI-BRI, YOU AIN'T NO RAY-RAY

"We had a great team when I was in Chicago. I loved, loved, loved my teammates in Chicago, but something was missing. Maybe we were a bit too cool in Chicago. Or we just didn't give it our hearts and soul. Whereas here, with [middle linebacker] Ray Lewis being that emotional leader and as spiritual as he is, it takes us over the top with that emotional advantage we have over every other team on Sundays."

-Ravens linebacker and former Bear, Brendon Ayanbadejo, appearing on a Chicago radio show, comparing his current and former teams. (Chicago Sun-Times)

WHISEN-ATOR COVERS UP THE OLD BIDWELL SMELL NICELY

"We used to go to the Cowboys-Cardinals games and we'd be in there getting in fights with all the fans who repped Cowboys. But now we have an identity. We have our home-field advantage."

-Cardinals guard Deuce Lutui, who grew up in Arizona, on attending games as a youngster.

"He had a Super Bowl ring on his finger when he came into the door."

-Cardinals defensive end Bertrand Berry, on head coach Ken Whisenhunt's instant credibility.

"He's been there before, man -- he did it. He had the confetti fall on him."

-Cardinals linebacker Karlos Dansby, on Whisenbunt.

"I couldn't understand why Arizona wasn't a hot spot for free agents. It's a great place to play. It's a great climate. A lot of athletes come here and train in the offseason, so it's really an ideal place to be. But, for whatever reason, the culture of the organization was not where it needed to be."

-Berry.

"Coach Green brought me here, and I really saw this as part of an opportunity to be part of a turnaround. How great would it be to be part of a resurrection as opposed to fitting into an already proven club? That is great, too, but they remember you for stuff like this."

-Berry. (ESPN.com)

A CASE OF POWDER BLUE BALLS

"[I can't wait to] explode into somebody next year."

-Charger linebacker Shawne Merriman, on his "excitement" for next season.

"We have to have that urgency from the jump. We have to make it easier. We have to realize that there is urgency to the entire season."

-Merriman, on starting next season with the same defensive performance seen after Rivera took over for the fired Ted Cottrell at the midway point of the season. (ESPN.com)

MAN, IT'S HARD TO GAIN MORE THAN 3.8 YPC WHILE NAILED TO THIS CROSS

"I think it's ridiculous to be talking about trade and me not being here, that's just my personal opinion."

-Chargers running back LaDainian Tomlinson, on being hurt by trade rumors.

"To let nothing bother me because of my faith in God and how far he has brought me. Because this is what man will do to you: Man will build you up and make you think that you're the greatest and that you're going to be here forever, and then man does this. Man crucifies you."

-Tomlinson, on what his faith tells him about the situation.

"All of that may be stunning to people, but as the GM here -- where I told you I would pass his name a few years ago -- it will be discussed heavily. I think it's valid; I don't think it's ridiculous. I think it's important at this point in time, as unreasonable as that may sound to many people or to you, I think it's a sound football decision."

-Chargers general manager A.J. Smith, on exploring the possibility that Tomlinson will no longer be a Charger despite three years remaining on his contract.

"People talk about getting their feelings hurt. Well, a lot of people get their feelings hurt all the time. This is a hard, cold business. I get my feelings hurt, too, when I see a report about an extensive evaluation of his injury come across the bottom of the screen from [ESPN's] Chris Mortensen. I get my feelings hurt there, too, and then double that when there is verification from L.T. right after that. So we all get our feelings hurt, and then you take a step back."

-Smith, who apparently was not happy when details of Tomlinson's groin injury were leaked to the media. (SportsIllustrated.com)

THE THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE

"There are no secrets for both of us. They know what we're going to do; we know what they're going to do. When we're playing each other now, it's just pretty much rolling the ball out and getting after each other."

-Steelers offensive lineman Willie Colon, on the matchup with the Ravens.

"There's a big, black, ugly bird standing between us and Tampa."

-Steelers offensive lineman Max Starks. (SteelersGab.com)

"If you want to go to the Super Bowl, who else would you rather it be but the Pittsburgh Steelers? It's an opportunity for one organization to build up the level of hatred for the other organization. Somebody is going to be happy, somebody is going to be hurt. What other team would you rather do it to?"

-Ravens linebacker Bart Scott.

"You have to appreciate the way they play. I love the way they play. You want to play the best, and I think they are the best right now."

-Scott. (Associated Press)

QUOTH THE RAVEN: "UNIBROW NEVERMORE"

"Um what's up with Flacco's eyebrows? Do you think you could tweeze 'em out a little bit. I can't even watch him on TV."

-Redskins tight end Chris Cooley interviewing Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs, asking him to weigh in on quarterback Joe Flacco's preponderance of mislaid facial hair.

"I think so definitely, for the simple fact that, you know he's gonna be the face of our franchise. He's gotta look like...he's gotta clean that thing up. Everybody loves the quarterback. You know look...like I said. Look at Tom Brady he's been on GQ magazine like 7 times...on the cover. You know...you know whenever he's big he's big. He's dated all the hot actresses, all the hot models. If Flacco even wanna compete to that he's gonna have to clean that thing up a little bit."

-Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs, on Flacco's monobrow.

"I mean he's not that ugly, but he looks like a caveman with his eyebrows."

-Cooley, on the tragedy of the Flacco visage.

"Yeah, you know you gotta trim the eyebrows up just a little bit."

-Suggs, with a cure for the countenance.

"The championship games involve three bird teams. The Eagles, Cardinals, and Ravens. Just comparing mascots, who would win and why?"

-Cooley, posing another question to Suggs.

"Oh man I think our mascot would win for the simple fact of his name. You know his name is after Edgar Allen Poe. So you have some history there and anywhere you got history...you got tradition and we got a tradition of whoopin' ass so I think our bird would win. You know, no disrespect to the other two birds, we love 'em, and I think Poe would get 'em."

-Suggs, who did not quoth: "Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door..." (The Cooley Zone)

Posted by: Mark Zajack on 15 Jan 2009

23 comments, Last at 14 Jun 2009, 12:14am by Dennis Anthem

Comments

1
by Ravens (not verified) :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:26pm

Monday is the 200th anniversary of Poe's birth. I wonder if that's a good omen or bad for the Ravens.

2
by Dean (not verified) :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:46pm

I guess nobody in Philadelphia said anything noteworthy? Oh, wait.

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by andrew :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:50pm

Flacco looks like a cross between Sylar (Heroes) and Bert (Sesame Street).

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by Independent George :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:22pm

I knew it. Joe Flacco is EVIL

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by Kevin from Philly :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 5:30pm

Or the evil baby that Maggie Simpson hates.

4
by billsfan :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 3:53pm

Better stuff on Cooley's Blog today, about the professional dick-watchers for drug testing:

http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2009/01/fwg-and-cooley-piss-man-cometh...

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by Jimmy Oz (not verified) :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:00pm

So Cooley complains about the drug testing professional dick-watchers to the amatuer dick-watchers who visit his site?

(from when he posted a pants-less shot of himself holding his play book open on his lap)

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by rast (not verified) :: Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:16am

O
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Really, if your job is looking at wieners all day, then you will definitely see a variety of them, big ones, small ones, black and white ones, you even get the luxury of the uncircumcised ones. Lets just say he sees an average of 10 different dongs a day. You're telling me he can definitely, for sure, no questions asked tell if there is a fake. I don't believe it! The porn industry can create a pretty realistic looking member, so why couldn't a very real one be made to be filled with piss? With this information coming to light I think sports may have to come to the conclusion that the only solution will be to expand the job duties of the piss watcher and allow him to go ahead and hold it for you.

-- Cooley, gaying it up

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by ebajek85 :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:02pm

Nothing on Jim Schwartz's Bobby Layne comment?

12
by The Ninjalectual :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:39pm

This looks like a perfect time for you to post it here, then.

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by Karl Cuba :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:08pm

Surely the Eagle would tear the snot out of either a cardinal (little red bird I think, but I'm not sure) or a raven, which is a jumped up crow. No contest.

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by BucNasty :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:41pm

It's times like these that I ask myself, "What would Vick do?"

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by Temo :: Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:43pm

But Eagles can be pretty fragile as a species (they are endangered after all... or the Bald Eagle, anyway). Meanwhile, Ravens are known to flock together and be quite conniving and clever.

Cardinals are just gay though.

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by mawbrew :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 4:28pm

If I were Tomlinson, I think I'd be looking for the name of a good realtor.

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by the K (not verified) :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 6:37pm

I might be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure Leonhard wasn't waived by the Bills. Just more money than they wanted to pay a projected backup from the Ravens in free agency.

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by Dr. Mooch (not verified) :: Fri, 01/16/2009 - 1:09am

Released on 9/2/06.

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by Theo :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 8:13pm

Hasn't anyone noticed? Flacco is Sam the Eagle.
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_muppets8_1d.jpg

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by young curmudgeon (not verified) :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:31pm

Surely the Eagle would tear the snot out of either a cardinal (little red bird I think, but I'm not sure) or a raven, which is a jumped up crow.

Actually, Karl, ravens are very intelligent, very aggressive, and more maneuverable than an eagle. Corvids (crows and ravens) are well known for a behavior called "mobbing," when they gang up on and swoop around at a hawk or eagle in their vicinity. Because they are so much more agile in the air, they are usually successful in harassing the larger bird out of the area.

As an ornithologist, I enjoy informing people about the remarkable characteristics of the raven; as a Steeler fan, not so much!

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by BDAABAT (not verified) :: Thu, 01/15/2009 - 9:41pm

Certainly, the Ravens would win against Cardinals or Eagles. A group of eagles is an aerie or a convocation. A group of cardinals is a flock or a brace (or high mass!). A group of Ravens is called an unkindness or murder.

Bruce

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by Karl Cuba :: Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:15pm

There is no guarantee that the Ravens would outnumber the Eagles though, a murder of Ravens might take down an eagle but with both sides deploying a 46-avian roster, I'm still going with the bigger birds.

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by Temo :: Fri, 01/16/2009 - 2:46pm

Didn't Derrick Mason teach you anything? Size doesn't matter, it only counts if the bird is a football player or not.

Wait... where am I going with this?

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by Kevin Anthem (not verified) :: Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:20am

Eagles are full of pride. Ravens can't really be as prideful as the eagles if they're not in a group. And cardinals are... well, cardinals. Holy, perhaps? But then again, we're talking about people and football so it doesn't make enough sense. And I'm not even an ornithologist like some dude here. If symptoms persist, consult your doctor.

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by Dennis Anthem (not verified) :: Sun, 06/14/2009 - 12:14am

But Eagles can be pretty fragile as a species (they are endangered after all... or the Bald Eagle, anyway). Meanwhile, Ravens are known to flock together and be quite conniving and clever.