09 Sep 2011, 01:41am by Rivers McCown
Bo Jackson thinks Cam Newton is superhuman. Hugh Douglas wants to punch Jack Del Rio in the face. Just another day at the office in our look at this week's best quotes.
15 comments, Last at 12 Sep 2011, 9:45am by Kevin from Philly
02 Sep 2011, 05:35am by Rivers McCown
Peyton Manning believes in HIPAA but Arian Foster doesn't. Plus: Joe Namath is auditioning for a guest column in our rundown of this week's best quotes.
31 comments, Last at 05 Sep 2011, 8:44am by Athelas
26 Aug 2011, 11:49am by Rivers McCown
Peyton Manning may be a zombie, Chad Ochocinco is the anti-Nevin Shapiro, and Nate Burleson is kind of a jerk in this week's best quotes.
54 comments, Last at 04 Sep 2011, 11:58am by dbostedo
19 Aug 2011, 11:35am by Rivers McCown
This week's quotes include a heaping helping of Nevin Shapiro, Michael Vick's redemption story, and some resolution to Dana Holgorsen's backup quarterback problems.
51 comments, Last at 25 Aug 2011, 10:06pm by Intropy
12 Aug 2011, 12:20pm by Rivers McCown
Why would anyone admit that they wanted to pick John Beck with a Top 10 pick? Can someone get some air spray for Tarvaris Jackson? And can the Vikings dust for vomit?
41 comments, Last at 15 Aug 2011, 10:09am by Dean
05 Aug 2011, 10:55am by Rivers McCown
Some teams may proclaim to be the "dream team," but everybody is dreaming about their new futures in this week's best quotes. Except of course for Chad Ochocinco, who hasn't slept since he stopped eating McDonald's.
27 comments, Last at 09 Aug 2011, 7:31pm by Kevin from Philly
07 Apr 2011, 01:31pm by Rory Hickey
Lawrence Taylor doesn't card 'em, Rex Ryan has a surprising prediction for his team, Warren Moon places the race card for Cam Newton, and more in the month's best quotes.
21 comments, Last at 13 Apr 2011, 2:58pm by Intropy
11 Feb 2011, 03:30am by Rory Hickey
Mike McCarthy still has to pay at Starbucks, Phil Simms takes his sons very seriously, Ray Lewis is coming soon to a theater near you, and more in this week's best quotes.
56 comments, Last at 15 Feb 2011, 11:44am by dmb
04 Feb 2011, 11:12am by David Gardner
Ben Roethlisberger loves Billy Joel, James Harrison will be gentle during the Super Bowl, Peyton Manning isn't actually a machine, and more in this week's best quotes.
12 comments, Last at 26 Feb 2011, 12:49pm by tornadohunter006
28 Jan 2011, 12:41pm by Rory Hickey
Charles Woodson wants Obama to thank him personally for his vote, Twitter blows up Jay Cutler, the "best hair" battle of the Super Bowl is now underway, and more in this week's best quotes.
50 comments, Last at 31 Jan 2011, 5:01pm by tuluse