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Football players (and coaches and front-office people) say the darndest things
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29 Aug 2008, 03:07pm by Mark Zajack
The Week In Quotes: August 29, 2008
This week: Lots of media people ask lots of questions about lots of preseason games that mean nothing in the long run. Plus: Beards!
29 comments, Last at 03 Sep 2008, 11:42am by brian
21 Aug 2008, 10:27am by Vince Verhei
The Week In Quotes: August 21, 2008
This week: Steven Jackson settles down, Joe Horn takes off, Anquan Boldin wants out, and there's a ton of quarterback news. Also, a cheerleader says something dumb.
43 comments, Last at 22 Aug 2008, 6:38pm by The Hypno-Toad
15 Aug 2008, 10:53am by Vince Verhei
The Week In Quotes: August 15, 2008
This week you will find no quotes from any quarterback whose name can be rearranged to spell Fatter Verb. Instead we bring you updates on running backs in New England and Tennessee, wide receivers in Cincinnati, and the whole pathetic offense in Chicago. Plus: Herm on game shows.
78 comments, Last at 19 Aug 2008, 12:38pm by Marcumzilla
04 Aug 2008, 04:00pm by Vince Verhei
The Offseason In Quotes
Take a trip with us back in time as we break down the whole rotten Brett Favre saga, one embarrassing quote at a time. If you, like us, have had enough of that story, there's also news on Steve Smith's punchiness, Tom Brady hugging other men, and, of course, Herm.
93 comments, Last at 08 Aug 2008, 6:22pm by Sid
28 Feb 2008, 11:10am by Doug Farrar
TWIQ: Combine Edition
Doug Farrar returns from the Combine with pages and pages (and pages) of notes showing that underneath the 40 times and bench presses and shuttle drills, there are hundreds of real, actual human beings, and they have a lot to say.
13 comments, Last at 02 Mar 2008, 4:40pm by Justin Zeth
07 Feb 2008, 08:30pm by Ben Riley
The Year in Quotes
You asked for it, and you shall receive. A year of Roy Williams. A year of Fred Taylor. And, oh yes, a year of Herm. Plus: not one, not two, but six Quotes of the Year!
70 comments, Last at 28 Feb 2008, 11:53pm by the silent speaker
31 Jan 2008, 12:33pm by Vince Verhei
The Week In Quotes: January 31, 2008
As we head into Super Bowl Sunday, TWIQ celebrates the ridiculous event known as Media Day. Predictions! Proposals! Dentistry! Deion! And a cameo appearance by Jon Stewart!
47 comments, Last at 04 Feb 2008, 4:26pm by Sid
24 Jan 2008, 10:59am by Ben Riley
The Week in Quotes: January 24, 2008
This week, Nick Hardwick and Richard Seymour quarrel like a couple of [witches], Tiki Barber praises the Giants through clenched teeth, and Emmitt Smith invents a step between the NFC Championship and the Super Bowl. Plus: Girls in bikinis!
99 comments, Last at 01 Feb 2008, 6:31pm by Cyrus
17 Jan 2008, 01:10pm by Ben Riley
The Week in Quotes: January 17, 2008
This week, T.O. sheds some crocodile tears for his quarterback, Norv Turner tells his quarterback to stop fraternizing with the drunkards, and Norm Chow blames his firing on ... his quarterback. No Herm, but we've got John Mayer!
63 comments, Last at 21 Jan 2008, 5:22pm by Herm?
10 Jan 2008, 11:41am by Ben Riley
The Week in Quotes: January 10, 2008
This week, Matt Hasselbeck wants the ball and he wants to score (again), Ellis Hobbs' reveals a surprisingly deep persecution complex, and numerous Redskins fans vow to never return to Seattle after being pelted by dead bird. Plus: it may be our last Week in Herm, folks, so let's go out with a bang!
55 comments, Last at 02 Feb 2008, 1:52am by webmaster