01 Dec 2009, 10:12am by Rory Hickey
Mark Sanchez describes the magic of "playing smart" and Bill Belichick distracts us all with sweet, delicious taffy. The only way these quotes could be better is if they were uttered by Tim Tebow.
72 comments, Last at 04 Dec 2009, 5:46pm by Bright Blue Shorts
24 Nov 2009, 12:09am by Rory Hickey
LeBron James playing football? Rex Ryan crying? Defensive gunslingers? Just another week in quotes.
56 comments, Last at 26 Nov 2009, 1:47am by utvikefan
17 Nov 2009, 11:33am by Rory Hickey
Your recommended daily allowance of fourth-and-2 quotes, the retirement of Captain Morgan, and apologies from Maurice Jones-Drew.
24 comments, Last at 20 Nov 2009, 1:53am by Andrew Potter
10 Nov 2009, 10:13am by Rory Hickey
This week: Joey Porter shoots his mouth off again, Rodney Harrison calls a player dirty ... again ... and John Riggins lambastes Dan Snyder. Again. At least they're consistent!
49 comments, Last at 12 Nov 2009, 5:04pm by KazyxThule
03 Nov 2009, 10:00am by Rory Hickey
Bart Scott and Joey Porter compete for the obnoxiousness crown, while Tony Dungy frowns slightly in disapproval. Also, a big homecoming for Ryan Longwell and some other Vikings.
40 comments, Last at 05 Nov 2009, 10:00am by DrewTS
27 Oct 2009, 10:18am by Rory Hickey
This week: Tom Brady goes out on top, John Riggins takes on the Redskins (again), and A Tale Of Two Seymours.
61 comments, Last at 28 Oct 2009, 12:34pm by tuluse
20 Oct 2009, 10:37am by Rory Hickey
Jim Zorn tries to figure out his team's dismal performance, Maurice Jones-Drew tries to figure out chess, and everyone tries to figure out the Eagles-Raiders game, all bathed in the sanctified glow of The Tebow.
25 comments, Last at 22 Oct 2009, 2:11am by Whatev
13 Oct 2009, 08:46am by Rory Hickey
This week: Dre' Bly is a strong believer in showboating, Jim Zorn is unpopular, and Chad Ochocinco knows where he stands in between lizards and Spock.
79 comments, Last at 16 Oct 2009, 3:00pm by tuluse
06 Oct 2009, 08:31am by Rory Hickey
Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. Also: Rodney Harrison discusses ladies' fashion, and the Cowboys just try to catch their breath.
60 comments, Last at 15 Oct 2009, 7:16pm by mlc0808
29 Sep 2009, 11:16am by Rory Hickey
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is finally freed from the Ochocinco Obnoxiousness Cloaking Field, only to encounter the even stronger Mora model. Not to be outdone, the Raiders ramp up the noise machine against ... a broadcaster.
38 comments, Last at 17 Oct 2009, 4:14pm by babajid