20 Oct 2009, 10:37am by Rory Hickey
Jim Zorn tries to figure out his team's dismal performance, Maurice Jones-Drew tries to figure out chess, and everyone tries to figure out the Eagles-Raiders game, all bathed in the sanctified glow of The Tebow.
25 comments, Last at 22 Oct 2009, 2:11am by Whatev
13 Oct 2009, 08:46am by Rory Hickey
This week: Dre' Bly is a strong believer in showboating, Jim Zorn is unpopular, and Chad Ochocinco knows where he stands in between lizards and Spock.
79 comments, Last at 16 Oct 2009, 3:00pm by tuluse
06 Oct 2009, 08:31am by Rory Hickey
Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. Also: Rodney Harrison discusses ladies' fashion, and the Cowboys just try to catch their breath.
60 comments, Last at 15 Oct 2009, 7:16pm by mlc0808
29 Sep 2009, 11:16am by Rory Hickey
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is finally freed from the Ochocinco Obnoxiousness Cloaking Field, only to encounter the even stronger Mora model. Not to be outdone, the Raiders ramp up the noise machine against ... a broadcaster.
38 comments, Last at 17 Oct 2009, 4:14pm by babajid
22 Sep 2009, 09:11am by Rory Hickey
In Washington, this week's story was Revenge of the Fans. In New York, it was Revenge of the Ryan. Abusive fans and 0-2 panic team up to bring you one amusing week of quotes.
39 comments, Last at 24 Sep 2009, 11:20pm by dudeman
15 Sep 2009, 09:09am by Rory Hickey
This week: Shaun Andrews gives his thoughts on beasting, Derrick Mason ensures he never again receives favorable coverage, and Emmitt Smith editoriates about the cookingry at the tailgate.
39 comments, Last at 19 Sep 2009, 3:07pm by dianagram
08 Sep 2009, 04:36pm by Rory Hickey
Carson Palmer and Shawne Merriman dabble in dramatic foreshadowing, while T.O. reminds all of us that he is God's personal receiver. Plus, Adam Jones reminds us all that he still exists.
15 comments, Last at 09 Sep 2009, 5:03pm by Jerry
31 Aug 2009, 08:46am by Rory Hickey
Chad Ochocinco channels his inner footballer, reaches out for help and butts heads with the Vikings over responsible contraceptive practices. All this -- plus Ray Lewis's plan to clone Reche Caldwell -- this month in quotes.
44 comments, Last at 02 Sep 2009, 3:06pm by Displaced Cane
07 Aug 2009, 01:12pm by Rory Hickey
Snoop Dogg! Patron! Golf carts! Marijuana! Robots! iPods! Madden! And of course, Tweets! It's the Month in Quotes!
20 comments, Last at 12 Aug 2009, 8:33am by Temo
23 Jun 2009, 09:45pm by Rory Hickey
The NFL's stars use their time off to Twitter, suggest positional changes, and bowl.
30 comments, Last at 26 Jun 2009, 2:06pm by tuluse