09 Dec 2011, 10:35am by Rivers McCown
Jared Allen will kick you in the juevos, (weekly Tim Tebow comment), and the NCAA is shutting down your Honey Badger stores in this week's best quotes.
19 comments, Last at 15 Dec 2011, 6:53am by Chainsmoker
02 Dec 2011, 11:37am by Rivers McCown
Jack Del Rio's reign of terror is over, David Garrard can't make it through a day without someone calling him, and Chip Kelly is scouting parking lots in this week's best quotes.
13 comments, Last at 05 Dec 2011, 9:05am by Kevin from Philly
24 Nov 2011, 10:13pm by Rivers McCown
DeAngelo Hall needs his own dedicated hotline, Albert Haynesworth is a jerk, and Ohio State moves on to their next chapter in this week's best quotes.
34 comments, Last at 28 Nov 2011, 10:39pm by DisplacedPackerFan
18 Nov 2011, 08:04am by Rivers McCown
People can't stop themselves from commentary on Tim Tebow, Albert Haynesworth is on a boat, and Nickelback needs a new PR firm in this week's best quotes.
31 comments, Last at 22 Nov 2011, 8:02pm by Intropy
11 Nov 2011, 09:33am by Rivers McCown
Penn State took over the sports quote world this week, but we scrounged under the couch cushions to bring you the best of the rest. And, you know, Penn State.
17 comments, Last at 16 Nov 2011, 2:24am by phila
04 Nov 2011, 02:23am by Rivers McCown
Philip Rivers tries to become the guy, Mike Nolan doesn't understand your media catch phrases, and Jim Harbaugh is undeniably creepy in this week's best quotes.
18 comments, Last at 04 Nov 2011, 11:50pm by Rivers McCown
28 Oct 2011, 05:35am by Rivers McCown
Something reeks in Miami, but who dealt it? Was Carson Palmer any more successful at figuring out the Raiders PR playbook? That and more in this week's best quotes.
21 comments, Last at 19 Nov 2011, 3:15pm by NintendoLegend
21 Oct 2011, 09:31am by Rivers McCown
A couple of Bay Area quarterbacks steal the spotlight this week as Carson Palmer makes Kyle Boller worthless and the Suck for Luck campaign heats up.
22 comments, Last at 22 Oct 2011, 9:30pm by Noah of Arkadia
14 Oct 2011, 10:04am by Rivers McCown
Chad Ochocinco assuages the hearts and minds of lonely high schoolers, and Todd Haley has a new way for his team to bond. Just quote, baby!
13 comments, Last at 17 Oct 2011, 3:13pm by Hank
07 Oct 2011, 09:04am by Rivers McCown
Can you have a right guard controversy? Can you play defensive end as a ninja? That plus plenty of Ohio State banter in this week's best quotes.
11 comments, Last at 08 Oct 2011, 5:20am by Whatev