It's the calm before the free agency storm. J.J. Watt, Jared Goff, and Carson Wentz have already switched teams. Will Allen Robinson and Deshaun Watson be next? Plus: Baker Mayfield sees a UFO, "Tom Brady" joins the Steelers, and Alvin Kamara finds a Rocky Mountain high.

If you are an unemployed NFL defensive back, consider sending a resume to Washington, California, and Arizona, where the four teams in the National Football Conference all need cornerbacks, and some need safeties too.

Pros: Bloodlines, good size, and tremendous technique. Cons: A worrying lack of straight-line speed. Derrik Klassen looks at what Surtain brings to the table, how he covered up his own weaknesses while playing for the Crimson Tide, and when he might be taken in this year's draft.

With only the Packers winning in the postseason, the Vikings, Bears, and Lions struggle to find names to fill out this squad.

Below the Mason-Dixon Line, we find the Falcons and Panthers needing defensive backs, the Saints (probably?) needing to find a new quarterback, and the reigning Super Bowl champions needing a running back who can catch.

The Titans and Colts made the playoffs, and as you'd expect, they dominate the All-Division team.

As the world saw in the NFC Championship Game, the Green Bay Packers might have won the Super Bowl with better cornerback play. Elsewhere, the Lions need wide receivers, the Bears need offensive linemen, and the Vikings need defensive help up front.

As you might imagine, the rosters in the league's worst division have holes all over the place. High on the long list of weaknesses are the Giants' pass rush and the Cowboys' and Eagles' offensive lines. And if you can throw or catch a football, you should send your resume to Ashburn, Virginia.

Let's go back in time with another dominant 80s San Francisco squad and Dan Marino enjoying one of the greatest quarterback seasons in NFL history. Plus, the legend of the Chicago defense begins, Eric Dickerson sets the all-time rushing yardage record, and the Rams score three safeties in one quarter.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. The NFL is in trouble. The USFL is making a challenge. Franchises are moving under cover of darkness. College football is crazy. Yet some things in 1984 were just like they are today. Bad feelings run throughout the AFC North Central. The Bears are desperate for a quarterback. And the record-setting young quarterback loses in the Super Bowl to the reigning GOAT.