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The Houston Texans, best team in the AFC? The Green Bay Packers, last place in the NFC? Week 1 injected its usual dose of chaos into the NFL landscape. Bryan and Andrew try to parse through the wreckage.
49ers cornerback Jason Verrett suffers another season-ending injury, Lions cornerback Jeff Okudah does likewise, and Washington quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick is out indefinitely after suffering a hip subluxation.
Bryan and Andrew have let their fantasy rosters slide while preparing for the season to begin. Now they must pick through the remnants of the waiver wire to build a roster out of the dregs of the league, sorting through the Jameis Winstons and Russell Gages of the world to create something vaguely cromulent.
Bryan and Andrew's offseason tour continues as they turn their attention to the individual stats and awards! Patrick Mahomes tickles them pink, Dak Prescott is in the pink, and Matt Nagy's slip may be pink.
Bryan and Andrew finish their tour of the league's over/unders with the AFC North. Are the Browns for real, or is the pull of the Factory of Sadness to strong? Are the Steelers contenders, or will the ghost of Ben Roethlisberger's arm strength doom them? And what does Zac Taylor do here, exactly?
Bryan and Andrew finish off the NFC by looking up North, where we wonder how warm Matt Nagy's seat can get, whether the Vikings are young or just inexperienced, and how to best serve filet of braised kneecap.
Bryan and Andrew turn their attentions to the AFC South, where pessimism abounds: questionable quarterbacks in Indianapolis, questionable staff in Jacksonville, and questionable everything in Houston.
Bryan and Andrew take a spirited look at the NFC South, questioning the past of Sam Darnold, the present of Taysom Hill, and the future of Tom Brady.
Bryan and Andrew head to the AFC West, home of the young superstar passer and then also Drew Lock for some reason. Can anything slow down the Chiefs? Is Justin Herbert for real or just a mirage? And why are the Raiders, exactly?