You control the future and it's looking bleak. Seems like we're headed for another losing streak.
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Bryan and Andrew re-visit the staff's preseason predictions. Arizona Cardinals, we are all (well, almost all) very disappointed in you.
Is potassium benzoate really that bad? It could always, always be worse.
This week's Scramble features a heavy dose of Mike Tomlin, for good and for ill, as well as San Diego's latest lumbering adventure.
Yes, yes, dear, dear, perhaps next year. Or maybe even never, in which case … why don't you get back into bed?
We Soul Suckin' Jerks usually Pay No Mind as we walk among the NFL's manure, but today we shine Sweet Sunshine on our acceptance that most people only come here to follow up on Loser.
Inspired by Terrelle Pryor's do-it-all day against Miami, Bryan and Andrew try to put together the NFL's best 11-man double-duty lineup.
Bryan and Andrew pick which of the NFL's eight 0-2 teams will shout Hallelujah and be Victorious. You don't need to like emo music to appreciate this column, But It's Better If You Do.
National Jump to Conclusions Week sets a single-article record for the number of unprovoked mentions given to the Oakland Raiders.