BRYAN KNOWLES grew up watching Joe Montana and Steve Young ply their trade at quarterback, so he has somewhat overly-inflated expectations of how quarterbacks should perform. This has certainly done him no favors over the past decade or so of watching the San Francisco 49ers. A graduate of UC Davis and San Jose State University, he has opted to eschew all the useful advice those august institutions have supplied him with and become a sportswriter instead. He’s been published at Bleacher Report and Fansided, and currently lives in Chicago with a wife who for some reason puts up with him.
This week's Scramble features a heavy dose of Mike Tomlin, for good and for ill, as well as San Diego's latest lumbering adventure.
Yes, yes, dear, dear, perhaps next year. Or maybe even never, in which case … why don't you get back into bed?
We Soul Suckin' Jerks usually Pay No Mind as we walk among the NFL's manure, but today we shine Sweet Sunshine on our acceptance that most people only come here to follow up on Loser.
Inspired by Terrelle Pryor's do-it-all day against Miami, Bryan and Andrew try to put together the NFL's best 11-man double-duty lineup.
Bryan and Andrew pick which of the NFL's eight 0-2 teams will shout Hallelujah and be Victorious. You don't need to like emo music to appreciate this column, But It's Better If You Do.
National Jump to Conclusions Week sets a single-article record for the number of unprovoked mentions given to the Oakland Raiders.
