Cale Clinton

This month: scouting combine reactions; ridiculous questions and even more ridiculous answers; franchise tag thoughts; weed; offseason boredom; and celebrity punters.

This week: I don't know if you heard, but the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl. Also, the XFL is back.

It's Super Bowl week, and we have thoughts on all the usual content: fashionable eyewear, home repair, Chinese food, tiny bathing suits, the joy of lying, smart kids, hippopotamus vomit, and dodgeball.

This week: The Chiefs and 49ers celebrate their berths in the Super Bowl and prepare for the big game; teams that were knocked out of the playoffs psych themselves up for next year; Tom Brady says goodbye to Eli Manning; and the NFL reveals their plans for the draft in Las Vegas.

This week: players celebrate, coaches don't, knee injuries pay off, eliminated players chime in, and early retirement strikes. As always, take care of y'all chicken.

This week: salty playoff teams, trophies collecting dust, loud stadiums, and -- thank goodness -- Marshawn Lynch.

This week: Dan Snyder's favorite holiday, New Year's resolutions that are destined to fail, the surprising difficulty of winning Super Bowls, the ultimate hot-and-cold quarterback, the Monstars coming to the NFL, and Drew Lock spits.

This week: BEAST MODE. Also, sarcastic draft busts, tough running backs, hard-hitting punters, underwear, and just in time for the holiday season, lots of profanity.

This week: the Black Hole vanishes, Lamar Jackson inspires, Richard Sherman invests, Joe Mixon genuflects, Odell Beckham jests, and the Edmunds brothers reunite.

This week: steaks, bowling, cigarettes, mathematics, questionable videos, broken tackles, terrible wide receivers in Philadelphia, magic Ravens, magic tricks, and coaches talking ball