Cale Clinton

This week: The Chiefs and 49ers celebrate their berths in the Super Bowl and prepare for the big game; teams that were knocked out of the playoffs psych themselves up for next year; Tom Brady says goodbye to Eli Manning; and the NFL reveals their plans for the draft in Las Vegas.

This week: players celebrate, coaches don't, knee injuries pay off, eliminated players chime in, and early retirement strikes. As always, take care of y'all chicken.

This week: salty playoff teams, trophies collecting dust, loud stadiums, and -- thank goodness -- Marshawn Lynch.

This week: Dan Snyder's favorite holiday, New Year's resolutions that are destined to fail, the surprising difficulty of winning Super Bowls, the ultimate hot-and-cold quarterback, the Monstars coming to the NFL, and Drew Lock spits.

This week: BEAST MODE. Also, sarcastic draft busts, tough running backs, hard-hitting punters, underwear, and just in time for the holiday season, lots of profanity.

This week: the Black Hole vanishes, Lamar Jackson inspires, Richard Sherman invests, Joe Mixon genuflects, Odell Beckham jests, and the Edmunds brothers reunite.

This week: steaks, bowling, cigarettes, mathematics, questionable videos, broken tackles, terrible wide receivers in Philadelphia, magic Ravens, magic tricks, and coaches talking ball

This week: Jerry Jones vs. Jason Garrett; sports vs. sports entertainment; WRs who say they were double-teamed vs. DBs who say they weren't; Russell Wilson vs. negativity; Pittsburgh vs. duck calls; Sean McVay vs. his own brain; Patrick Peterson vs. losing; and Odell Beckham vs. the future. With a special appearance by Admiral Ackbar!

This week: Thanksgiving football! Also, Ravens-Mania continues, awkward dessert manipulation, quarterback decisions explained, talented caucasians, and selfies.

This week: Loyalty, historical comps, a tragic hip injury, Mexican cheering tastes, pass-rusher mindsets, a self-admitted game manager, and burner accounts.