Cale Clinton's Archive

This week: drama in Minnesota, Mozart's hidden talents, moustaches, injury recover in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, canine waste management, and the complex world of NFL defensive schemes.

This week: extra-salty Eagles fans; notable drive-through options; those darn millennials; Football Outsiders' new favorite coach; and the sweetness of young love.

This week: offensive linemen get gross, college QBs get desperate, college coaches state the obvious, old rivalries die hard, and Melvin Gordon explains why playing for the Chargers is no fun.

This week: quarterbacks react to the triumphs and tragedies of Week 1; coaches go power-mad; new faces in new places; and Tom Brady maintains his teammates' personal hygiene.

This week: FOOTBALL. IS. BACK. Plus, some literal potty talk.

The focus this week is on the shocking retirement of Andrew Luck -- but it's 2019, so there is also Fortnite, FaceTime, and social media beef.

This week, everything we love about the NFL is back. Madden! Hard Knocks! Fantasy lineups! Contract squabbles! Beer! Sweat! Helicopter parents! And football games too, if you're into that sort of thing.

This month: the Madden ratings are out, and everybody hates them. Well, almost everybody. Also: the sacrifices coaches would make to win a Super Bowl, the proper use of obscene gestures, people saying dumb things on TV, and -- yes -- Nathan Peterman.

This month: Man vs. child(ren), poorly made candles, new names in new places, booze, profanity, boastful claims from current and former Cowboys receivers, cutlery,

This month: Blake Bortles adjusts to Los Angeles, Chris Long lights one up, everyone takes shots at the people running New York football teams, Jeff Lurie gets analytical, Ben defends Eli, and coaches get infantile.