Cale Clinton

This week: Browns players talk about former Browns coaches, politicians talk about future Browns coaches, Derek Carr gets left behind, Josh Rosen shares wisdom, Keenan Allen drops a diss track on the Broncos, and, as always, Mike Leach.

This week: vengeance, abandonment, danger, lip syncing, moustaches, sad farewells, petty theft, undying hope, strange decisions to punt, and ketchup.

This week: players on new teams, players in new positions, players paying tribute to old players, old players unhappy with new players, new players unhappy with each other, players enjoying beer bashes, and a little bit of potty mouth.

It's Halloween, which means tricks at the trade deadline, treats of players in costume, and another horror show in Cleveland.

This week: songs that turn Jon Gruden on, World Series indifference, old grudges, new grudges, quarterbacks who don't deserve their salaries (or in some cases their jobs), missed extra points, and everyone's got lottery fever.

Recapping all the baby-makin', Lambeau-leapin', job-savin', non-tacklin', anti-tankin', text-leavin', dehydratin', rhyme-droppin' activity of the last seven days of the NFL.

Between airplanes, haircuts, audibles, and children's books, this is the most Chargers-focused TWIQ we have run in some time. Plus, Peyton gets sore about his record being broken, hints of reunions in Minnesota and Dallas, and of course the Eli-Odell-Lil Wayne rap beef.

This week: Patrick Mahomes' weird voice, Blake Bortles' workmanlike attitude, Dirk Koetter goes scorched earth on his own team, and Jalen Ramsey makes his feelings on Tyreek Hill very clear.

This week: pass-rushers who hate offensive tackles, quarterbacks who want to get hit, coaches who steal from each other, and Marshawn Lynch learns the Queen's English.

Jon Gruden has issues with former Raiders, Antonio Brown has a bad week, Vontae Davis retires at halftime, and the Cleveland Browns win a football game.