Mike Kurtz's Archive

Mike and Tom rate the last two divisions, and say farewell to Scramble in the only way they know how: Tom complaining about secondaries, and Mike futilely waiting for Tom Brady's arm to fall off.

Mike and Tom review the have-and-have-not western divisions.

Mike and Tom finally get a shot at the southern divisions and wade through the fetid morass of mediocrity. Look out for Hott Takez!

Mike and Tom attempt to pass judgment on the the Southern divisions, run afoul of Kelvin Benjamin's former ACL, and detour to the North instead.

Mike and Tom recap the Super Bowl in the only way that matters: prop bets and commercials.

Amidst pre-Super Bowl hype, Mike and Tom look from the top of the game to the bottom of the barrel to find the terrible players and complete boneheads who worked so hard to help their teams lose in 2014.

Tom and Mike have climbed to the top of the Hill of Nonsense and unleash another wave of insane wagering on the world.

Come and play with Mike and Tom, who have hoarded the worst of this year's commercials and waited for just the right moment to unleash them on their unsuspecting audience. You have nothing to fear except for what is written on this page.

Mike and Tom take a look back at their preseason predictions and wonder where it all went wrong.

The FO staff gears up for its annual playoff fantasy league, while Mike and Tom (gently) tear everyone's teams down.