Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

11 May 2005

Vikings on the Spot Again

Apparently, Minnesota players just love the ganja. So much so, in fact, that it is now reported that Onterrio Smith was caught at the airport with dried urine and a prosthetic device ("The Whizzinator") meant to help people evade drug testing. I repeat, dried urine. This is apparently why Minnesota has to carry five running backs.

Posted by: Aaron Schatz on 11 May 2005