Writers of Pro Football Prospectus 2008

04 Dec 2005

Woman Sues Ex-Panthers Cheerleader

You just knew we weren't done with this story yet, didn't you? Melissa Holden of Tampa filed a lawsuit Friday against former Panthers cheerleader Victoria Renee Thomas, saying Thomas "intentionally, willfully and maliciously assaulted and battered" her.

"I've been humiliated," said Holden, a 26-year-old University of South Florida student and nurse.

Posted by: Michael David Smith on 04 Dec 2005

12 comments, Last at 06 Dec 2005, 1:25am by HLF


by B (not verified) :: Sun, 12/04/2005 - 4:55pm

One can only assume that Ms. Thomas battered the woman with her gigantic nose.

by NF (not verified) :: Sun, 12/04/2005 - 5:08pm

Melissa Holden, Reanimator.

by Starshatterer (not verified) :: Sun, 12/04/2005 - 6:06pm

Wasn't Ms. Thomas the blonde? Her nose seemed to be of average size in the mugshot.

by Shalimar (not verified) :: Sun, 12/04/2005 - 11:21pm

A month-long trial on Court TV will undoubtedly make the humiliation go away.

by ajn (not verified) :: Mon, 12/05/2005 - 11:04am

ms. thomas is the blonde. and it was the enormous cheekbones that were the weapon of choice, not the nose...

by White Rose Duelist (not verified) :: Mon, 12/05/2005 - 1:47pm

Drat, I thought it was Miss Scarlet in the library with the pointy knees.

by Parker (not verified) :: Mon, 12/05/2005 - 2:10pm

Wait a minute, she's a nurse? This keeps getting better.

by posy (not verified) :: Mon, 12/05/2005 - 2:50pm

It's funny that you nerds are making fun of anyone's facial features. I highly doubt you geeks will ever get a woman of this caliber to even look at you let alone date you.

by Devin McCullen (not verified) :: Mon, 12/05/2005 - 2:58pm

Well, posy, I think it's already been established that we're not her type...

by Richard (not verified) :: Mon, 12/05/2005 - 7:40pm

Why am I thinking of that one Seinfeld episode?

"Cat fight?"

"Ca-ca-ca-Cat fight."

Maybe it's because I have no imagination.

by Countertorque (not verified) :: Mon, 12/05/2005 - 8:56pm

Yeah, it'd be great if I could date a woman that starts fights in bars.

by HLF (not verified) :: Tue, 12/06/2005 - 1:25am

Re: #11

Click my here for the hottest little morsel to pick fights inside or outside of bars...